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post 1636205953 04-14-2021, 01:54 PM
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when a girl tells you your dong is big when smashing

what goes through your mind?



are you disgusted? (i.e. - my dink is big as compared to what? the 349 other dogs you've ridden?)


are you happy? (wow, she said my little penor was a big boy one)


do you just expect it because ~67% of all women are programmed to say this like an NPC sex-robot?



what say you, brothers?


(ded fkn Srs)




disclaimer: different feels for different sloots (ex: you might react different if a girl you thought was wife / ltr material said this vs. a throwaway hoe)
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post 1636206013 04-14-2021, 01:55 PM
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I usually respond with not as big as you bby
post 1636206033 04-14-2021, 01:55 PM
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Don’t know this feel
See user title srs
post 1636206083 04-14-2021, 01:55 PM
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Thanks, I work out.
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post 1636206163 04-14-2021, 01:57 PM
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What a lying kunt my dick is only 3 inches long
post 1636206193 04-14-2021, 01:57 PM
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that I probably have a big dink
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post 1636206263 04-14-2021, 01:58 PM
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Tell her I couldn’t hear what she said so she has to say it twice

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post 1636206293 04-14-2021, 01:58 PM
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post 1636206343 04-14-2021, 01:58 PM
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a more reliable indicator is the sounds they make while it's going in, not what they say to you.
post 1636206623 04-14-2021, 02:02 PM
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Heart starts pounding, b-hole clenches, sweat starts dripping down forehead as I start to wonder if she’s lying, because hoes be lying. Why on earth would she even bring it up if we’re already naked? Was she expecting it to be small? Do I give off small dink energy?

Does she even know what she’s talking about? What if she’s a dink expert? Am I gonna get a steed?

BRB never having sexors again.
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post 1636206713 04-14-2021, 02:03 PM
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Once had a girl squeal with excitement as I pulled my dink out and give her the business. She kept saying it was so big and felt so good. Then later on, come to find out, her most recent ex of 4yrs was a literal micropeen. Guess I was in the right place at the right time.
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post 1636206833 04-14-2021, 02:05 PM
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Originally Posted By CremeFraicheBro⏩
Heart starts pounding, b-hole clenches, sweat starts dripping down forehead as I start to wonder if she’s lying, because hoes be lying. Why on earth would she even bring it up if we’re already naked? Was she expecting it to be small? Do I give off small dink energy?

Does she even know what she’s talking about? What if she’s a dink expert? Am I gonna get a steed?

BRB never having sexors again.
Fukin lol'd. On spread bro.
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post 1636206853 04-14-2021, 02:05 PM
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Perfect lets reschedule.
post 1636206903 04-14-2021, 02:06 PM
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post 1636207303 04-14-2021, 02:11 PM
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Originally Posted By overtrainbrah⏩
Fukin lol'd. On spread bro.
hehe tymen, repped.
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post 1636207603 04-14-2021, 02:15 PM
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When you hear it enough it loses its novelty.

The best is f*cking asians cuz they talk about not wanting it to hurt but also feel good at the same time.
post 1636207753 04-14-2021, 02:18 PM
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We were taught to lie to all of you to spare your feelings so take that for what it's worth.
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post 1636207803 04-14-2021, 02:18 PM
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Originally Posted By GlassMoon⏩
Don’t know this feel
See an escort. They'll tell you your dong is big no matter how small it is
post 1636208123 04-14-2021, 02:22 PM
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If she doesn't let out an "ermahgawd" when she first gropes you through your clothes its already over srs.
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post 1636208203 04-14-2021, 02:24 PM
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I tell them, "I'm cutting next week, quit judging me when I'm on gains month, ****, why do you ruin this ****?"

Then I proceed to cry as I finish inside and don't pull out.

Thank you vasectomy.....
post 1636208333 04-14-2021, 02:26 PM
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Originally Posted By lolatpaniccels⏩
a more reliable indicator is the sounds they make while it's going in, not what they say to you.
Smol penor detected
post 1636208383 04-14-2021, 02:26 PM
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Was at a make out party in like 9th grade and everyone was in a dark room making out with their gfs and the girl I’m with puts her hand down my pants and says with a lisps “itth sthooo biiig”, whole dark room explodes in laughter. Over the years following that event I banged nearly every girl there that night, they all want a big D and if another girls had it they’ll want it even more. Word of mouth travels and girls will hunt down big cok like it’s a sport once they hear of it.
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post 1636208593 04-14-2021, 02:28 PM
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I mean I’d honestly have to stifle a laugh if ever put in this position because my mind would likely go to last thanksgiving and the tape measure fudge cobra she farted out an hour after dinner and didn’t even bother attempting to flush and that was in her hiney at one point not her vagooger if you know what I am saying
post 1636208653 04-14-2021, 02:29 PM
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I only have 8 inch so Id tell her to stop making fun of me
post 1636211903 04-14-2021, 03:13 PM
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tfw she's comparing your little guy to the 4 hinge dates she had last week (ded fkn Srs)
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post 1636212063 04-14-2021, 03:15 PM
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if a magnum condom is tight and it goes past your belly button your doing ok fellas...

are we all sufficiently reassured or devastated?
post 1636212093 04-14-2021, 03:16 PM
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I don’t really care since I know I’m not the biggest in the world even at 8x6

InafterProudManlet

Like it’s cool but at the same time someone is always going to bigger than you in life and dink/height/face/everything is based on a luck of the draw FWIW.

Brb thanks for something I have zero control over.
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The problem is if they say it's the perfect size, that means it's small and they're trying to be nice.
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that's what goes thru my head
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7.5"x5.5" checking in. i like it more when she compliments my dick's aesthetics or my balls or some ****. the "it's so big" is a cliche that does nothing for me
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