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Does Bruno Mars basically have the the simpiest lyrics out there? Yet...
04-16-2021, 11:54 AM
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Does Bruno Mars basically have the the simpiest lyrics out there? Yet...
"Although it hurts
I'll be the first to say that I was wrong
Oh, I know I'm probably much too late
To try and apologize for my mistakes
But I just want you to know
I hope he buys you flowers
I hope he holds your hand
Give you all his hours
When he has the chance
Take you to every party
'Cause I remember how much you loved to dance
Do all the things I should have done
When I was your man
Do all the things I should have done
When I was your man"
I'd catch a grenade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Throw my hand on a blade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I'd jump in front of a train for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
You know I'd do anything for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Oh oh, I would go through all this pain
Take a bullet straight through my brain
Yes, I would die for ya, baby
But you won't do the same
...Yet I still find myself singing and listening to this gigamanlet's music, coping for the fact that I was not a teen in the 80s
His newest track with Anderson Paak, "Leave The Door Open" is like something straight out of the 80s, too good. They call themselves "Silk Sonic", dropping a new album soon.
Inb4 negs for ****gy music
I'll be the first to say that I was wrong
Oh, I know I'm probably much too late
To try and apologize for my mistakes
But I just want you to know
I hope he buys you flowers
I hope he holds your hand
Give you all his hours
When he has the chance
Take you to every party
'Cause I remember how much you loved to dance
Do all the things I should have done
When I was your man
Do all the things I should have done
When I was your man"
I'd catch a grenade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Throw my hand on a blade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I'd jump in front of a train for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
You know I'd do anything for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Oh oh, I would go through all this pain
Take a bullet straight through my brain
Yes, I would die for ya, baby
But you won't do the same
...Yet I still find myself singing and listening to this gigamanlet's music, coping for the fact that I was not a teen in the 80s
His newest track with Anderson Paak, "Leave The Door Open" is like something straight out of the 80s, too good. They call themselves "Silk Sonic", dropping a new album soon.
Inb4 negs for ****gy music
04-16-2021, 11:59 AM
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Agreed. Never really liked his lyrics. He does have good music sense tho.
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04-16-2021, 12:00 PM
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Originally Posted By Flaminko⏩
Not mad at all, I am enjoying his music and look forward to the new albumSimplicity is key *******. It's heartwarming lyrics, his melodies are great, his voice is angelic. Y u mad?
Originally Posted By tunafishha⏩
Simpy for sure, but like you said. The music is just too goodAgreed. Never really liked his lyrics. He does have good music sense tho.
04-16-2021, 12:00 PM
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04-16-2021, 12:02 PM
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Greatest musician/entertainer of this era.
LMFAO at bumping some corny **** like speed metal with some cunny.
LMFAO at bumping some corny **** like speed metal with some cunny.
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That's why grandma's apple pie rocks and yours sucks.Originally Posted By Dave22reborn^^^Racist police officer who also cries about how racism doesn't exist, also cries reverse racism and typifies the stupidity of the racist right, referring to black people as "they" and regurgitating racist stereotypes.At least it will thunderstorm tonight, and we know how they feel about water. :)
04-16-2021, 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted By Maestro⏩
I love old school R&B. Try and listen to Stevie Wonder "isn't she lovely" without smiling. It's physically impossiblewelcome to virtually every R&B song from the 70's through the 90's
Even though its simping at least his songs have lyrics with substance.
Even though its simping at least his songs have lyrics with substance.
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04-16-2021, 12:24 PM
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Some of his songs like Grenade are Giga-level friendzone anthems but then "24k Magic" is swaggering IDAFmode so I'm not sure. Haven't listened to him much (source: not gay) but that's my take.
Originally Posted By Flaminko⏩
Reading not even once.Simplicity is key *******. It's heartwarming lyrics, his melodies are great, his voice is angelic. Y u mad?
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04-16-2021, 12:29 PM
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Know his name, never listened to him though. Horrible lyrics and horrible song posted.
Originally Posted By MBisonSon⏩
Here's some thrash for you *******.Greatest musician/entertainer of this era.
LMFAO at bumping some corny **** like speed metal with some cunny.
LMFAO at bumping some corny **** like speed metal with some cunny.
04-16-2021, 12:50 PM
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Originally Posted By TBO1313⏩
Agreed. I regularly listen to Stevie Wonder. I love Pastime Paradise (which became Gangster's Paradise by Coolio obviously) and Master Blaster (Jammin). I must be one of the few people at my age where I live who bother listening to such music.I love old school R&B. Try and listen to Stevie Wonder "isn't she lovely" without smiling. It's physically impossible
Originally Posted By MrBourbon⏩
24K Magic album is legit. Very few fillers on it - great production and sounds. Mirin not being gaySome of his songs like Grenade are Giga-level friendzone anthems but then "24k Magic" is swaggering IDAFmode so I'm not sure. Haven't listened to him much (source: not gay) but that's my take.
Reading not even once.
Reading not even once.
Originally Posted By stupid000⏩
I can appreciate some metal, have some periods where I listen to a few metal songs, but there's no way I am able to listen to that stuff frequently. **** thatKnow his name, never listened to him though. Horrible lyrics and horrible song posted.
Here's some thrash for you *******.
Here's some thrash for you *******.
04-16-2021, 12:59 PM
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Old school Bruno was simp Bruno
New Bruno is good
Rnb has had simp lyrics forever
Edit: watched. Think I have a new karaoke track
New Bruno is good
Rnb has had simp lyrics forever
Edit: watched. Think I have a new karaoke track
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04-16-2021, 01:08 PM
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04-16-2021, 01:12 PM
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Originally Posted By PAU1⏩
Bruno Mars is a turbo manlet
The 2nd shop always gets me. LMFAO
Bruno Mars is a turbo manlet
Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
True, but some more simpier than others. Isn't it funny how in the 80s, 90s, early 2000s, RnB music was all about simping for each other; Men for women and women actually simping for men.Old school Bruno was simp Bruno
New Bruno is good
Rnb has had simp lyrics forever
Edit: watched. Think I have a new karaoke track
New Bruno is good
Rnb has had simp lyrics forever
Edit: watched. Think I have a new karaoke track
This changed; now, female RnB singers stopped simping for men, while the men seem to keep up the simping, although not as hardcore as the earlier years
I don't know, ironically, probably why RnB isn't good anymore. Beyonce did a huge damage to female RnB singers it might seem
Originally Posted By stupid000⏩
Lol, thought it was some new slang I was unaware ofLol meant raging, on my phone.
04-16-2021, 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted By Celsus⏩
Yeah, rnb ain't in the best spot right now, but it probably mirrors society in general.The 2nd shop always gets me. LMFAOTrue, but some more simpier than others. Isn't it funny how in the 80s, 90s, early 2000s, RnB music was all about simping for each other; Men for women and women actually simping for men.
This changed; now, female RnB singers stopped simping for men, while the men seem to keep up the simping, although not as hardcore as the earlier years
I don't know, ironically, probably why RnB isn't good anymore. Beyonce did a huge damage to female RnB singers it might seemLol, thought it was some new slang I was unaware of
This changed; now, female RnB singers stopped simping for men, while the men seem to keep up the simping, although not as hardcore as the earlier years
I don't know, ironically, probably why RnB isn't good anymore. Beyonce did a huge damage to female RnB singers it might seemLol, thought it was some new slang I was unaware of
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Originally Posted By Celsus⏩
I'm too stupid to know new slang in its prime.The 2nd shop always gets me. LMFAOTrue, but some more simpier than others. Isn't it funny how in the 80s, 90s, early 2000s, RnB music was all about simping for each other; Men for women and women actually simping for men.
This changed; now, female RnB singers stopped simping for men, while the men seem to keep up the simping, although not as hardcore as the earlier years
I don't know, ironically, probably why RnB isn't good anymore. Beyonce did a huge damage to female RnB singers it might seemLol, thought it was some new slang I was unaware of
This changed; now, female RnB singers stopped simping for men, while the men seem to keep up the simping, although not as hardcore as the earlier years
I don't know, ironically, probably why RnB isn't good anymore. Beyonce did a huge damage to female RnB singers it might seemLol, thought it was some new slang I was unaware of
Move all your **** to the left bro, such great lyrics.
04-16-2021, 01:20 PM
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Lol he literally has this song
[Verse 1]
Oh, I've never done this before
Never want to do this again
Wrong turn, on a dusty road
I did it to myself, I can't pretend
Well, I learned just a little too late
Good God, I must have been blind
Cause she got me for everything
Everything, everything, alright
Like my daddy, I'm a gambling man
Never been afraid to roll the dice
But when I put my bet on her
Little Miss Snake Eyes ruined my life
She better sleep with one eye open
Better make sure to lock her doors
'Cause once I get my hands on her, I'ma ooh
[Chorus]
Natalie, she ran away with all my money
And she did it for fun
Natalie, she's probably out there thinking it's funny
Telling everyone
Well, I'm digging a ditch for this gold digging bitch
Watch out, she's quick
Look out for a pretty little thing named Natalie
If you see her, tell her I'm coming
She better run
Lmao
[Verse 1]
Oh, I've never done this before
Never want to do this again
Wrong turn, on a dusty road
I did it to myself, I can't pretend
Well, I learned just a little too late
Good God, I must have been blind
Cause she got me for everything
Everything, everything, alright
Like my daddy, I'm a gambling man
Never been afraid to roll the dice
But when I put my bet on her
Little Miss Snake Eyes ruined my life
She better sleep with one eye open
Better make sure to lock her doors
'Cause once I get my hands on her, I'ma ooh
[Chorus]
Natalie, she ran away with all my money
And she did it for fun
Natalie, she's probably out there thinking it's funny
Telling everyone
Well, I'm digging a ditch for this gold digging bitch
Watch out, she's quick
Look out for a pretty little thing named Natalie
If you see her, tell her I'm coming
She better run
Lmao
04-16-2021, 01:23 PM
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Op got plans? Don't say that (shut your trap)
The billionaire and the beggar both have 24 hours in a day.
That's why grandma's apple pie rocks and yours sucks.Originally Posted By Dave22reborn^^^Racist police officer who also cries about how racism doesn't exist, also cries reverse racism and typifies the stupidity of the racist right, referring to black people as "they" and regurgitating racist stereotypes.At least it will thunderstorm tonight, and we know how they feel about water. :)
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Imagine that Timmy stupid00 B=D
Trying to set the mood.
BRB candle light, nice dinner, bottle of wine and the new 'Cradle of Filth' album 😆😆😆
Works every time.
Trying to set the mood.
BRB candle light, nice dinner, bottle of wine and the new 'Cradle of Filth' album 😆😆😆
Works every time.
The billionaire and the beggar both have 24 hours in a day.
That's why grandma's apple pie rocks and yours sucks.Originally Posted By Dave22reborn^^^Racist police officer who also cries about how racism doesn't exist, also cries reverse racism and typifies the stupidity of the racist right, referring to black people as "they" and regurgitating racist stereotypes.At least it will thunderstorm tonight, and we know how they feel about water. :)
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hes an ugly manlet
I have hated his music ever since the lazy song
the weekend is a better pop star in my opinion
I have hated his music ever since the lazy song
the weekend is a better pop star in my opinion
04-16-2021, 01:29 PM
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Originally Posted By Raeman⏩
I see, but are you not going to follow up with an artist or two who is popular now days after such a triple digit IQ comment? Srsi never liked bruno mars. i think he such a chump, dont understand why he is so famous. then again, people are dumb so i guess that's why
Originally Posted By Schweric⏩
I am looking forward to their next single from the upcoming album, "She Was The Best, Man", a follow up from "When I Was Your Man"Lol he literally has this song
[Verse 1]
Lmao
[Verse 1]
Lmao
Originally Posted By MBisonSon⏩
Sip, sipOp got plans? Don't say that (shut your trap)
Drip, drip
04-16-2021, 01:29 PM
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Originally Posted By Celsus⏩
Lol 80s and 90s R&B sounded like some super soft chit until you realized those guys were fronting and would bang absolutely anything that moved. Just pillow talk lmao.The 2nd shop always gets me. LMFAOTrue, but some more simpier than others. Isn't it funny how in the 80s, 90s, early 2000s, RnB music was all about simping for each other; Men for women and women actually simping for men.
This changed; now, female RnB singers stopped simping for men, while the men seem to keep up the simping, although not as hardcore as the earlier years
I don't know, ironically, probably why RnB isn't good anymore. Beyonce did a huge damage to female RnB singers it might seemLol, thought it was some new slang I was unaware of
This changed; now, female RnB singers stopped simping for men, while the men seem to keep up the simping, although not as hardcore as the earlier years
I don't know, ironically, probably why RnB isn't good anymore. Beyonce did a huge damage to female RnB singers it might seemLol, thought it was some new slang I was unaware of
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Originally Posted By POTA⏩
Sounds like someone who isn't dripping in finesse.Everything about his music is complete cancer. Seriously rope yourself if you’re a man who enjoys his music.
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04-16-2021, 01:31 PM
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Never been a fan but he’s def very talented vocally. I can respect any real musician whether I prefer their style or not.
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So you soulless fuks don't enjoy this?
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