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post 1636605703 04-19-2021, 05:45 PM
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Checkmate sloots!

Makeup, injections, fake ass/tits, push up brahs, girdles, anal bleaching and the list goes on and on how the she devils try and deceive us men. Not anymore...it ends here bitches!!!









Perfect for hiding that lockdown body! Realistic muscular body suit costing up to £440 allows men to look ripped without setting foot in the gym
Retailers are selling muscular body suits to give men the look of being ripped
Men can purchase the Smitzen suit for £337 rather than working out at the gym
The ripped costumes come in either upper body, lower body or full body casts

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...ng-ripped.html
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post 1636605903 04-19-2021, 05:48 PM
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but where da penis
post 1636605993 04-19-2021, 05:50 PM
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Needs a Ulysses Jr Jr to complete the charade. Nothing a little gorilla glue can't fix.
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post 1636606033 04-19-2021, 05:50 PM
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Fuarkk! Would love to see some dude come home with a sloot to bang and him take that chit off.
I loe e.
post 1636606133 04-19-2021, 05:51 PM
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This + a wig + fake glasses is actually amazing for a disguise.

Thx OP
post 1636606553 04-19-2021, 05:57 PM
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Originally Posted By Redfish225⏩
Fuarkk! Would love to see some dude come home with a sloot to bang and him take that chit off.
LOL and then she gets all outraged and morally righteous that he "lied" to her - and then he goes on to point out her fake lashes, nails, boobs, tan, makeup, nose, botox, laser hair removal, etc. LAWL.


I can see a law & order eisode, where the dude wears this fake muscles suit, and then after realizing the dude has a "dad bod" the girl claims rape based upon deception. And then every girl goes to jail for 25 years for rape also. Mmmmmmm sweet justice boner.
post 1636606613 04-19-2021, 05:58 PM
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Holy fuark I can fully conceal my identity on this site



Face masks n shiet
post 1636606643 04-19-2021, 05:58 PM
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Originally Posted By Kev1972⏩
Needs a Ulysses Jr Jr to complete the charade. Nothing a little gorilla glue can't fix.
lmao aware
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post 1636606713 04-19-2021, 06:00 PM
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we need a penis and height suit. lol at muscles
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post 1636606853 04-19-2021, 06:02 PM
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Originally Posted By CulturalDecay⏩
LOL and then she gets all outraged and morally righteous that he "lied" to her - and then he goes on to point out her fake lashes, nails, boobs, tan, makeup, nose, botox, laser hair removal, etc. LAWL.


I can see a law & order eisode, where the dude wears this fake muscles suit, and then after realizing the dude has a "dad bod" the girl claims rape based upon deception. And then every girl goes to jail for 25 years for rape also. Mmmmmmm sweet justice boner.
lmao! In
I loe e.
post 1636606983 04-19-2021, 06:05 PM
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Just ordered one for my GF to wear during sex (we only do anal).
post 1636607113 04-19-2021, 06:07 PM
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I can’t get my debit card out fast enough!
post 1636607153 04-19-2021, 06:07 PM
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In for poverty miscers buying the 'knock off' version like the horsehead masks.
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post 1636607243 04-19-2021, 06:08 PM
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NB4 people realize there are already AVI's on the misc wearing these.
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Fukin mall cop neg police of piss
post 1636611563 04-19-2021, 07:21 PM
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Originally Posted By CulturalDecay⏩
LOL and then she gets all outraged and morally righteous that he "lied" to her - and then he goes on to point out her fake lashes, nails, boobs, tan, makeup, nose, botox, laser hair removal, etc. LAWL.


I can see a law & order eisode, where the dude wears this fake muscles suit, and then after realizing the dude has a "dad bod" the girl claims rape based upon deception. And then every girl goes to jail for 25 years for rape also. Mmmmmmm sweet justice boner.
Based
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post 1636758743 04-21-2021, 12:49 PM
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Originally Posted By VigilanteBrah⏩
This + a wig + fake glasses is actually amazing for a disguise.

Thx OP
Strong username to post correlation....
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post 1636758883 04-21-2021, 12:50 PM
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Now i just need a fake dink and i'm ready to go.
Cobra Kai never dies!
post 1636759423 04-21-2021, 12:57 PM
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FL > PA
post 1636759693 04-21-2021, 01:00 PM
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i would ****ing love to see a skinny twink with no legs wearing just the top half to the beach with a speedo on. everyone would be taking pics lmao
post 1636759723 04-21-2021, 01:00 PM
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Fifty years later and still best poster on the misc
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post 1636760183 04-21-2021, 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
In for poverty miscers buying the 'knock off' version like the horsehead masks.
In

"The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed."

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post 1636760263 04-21-2021, 01:06 PM
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Originally Posted By Tanerian⏩
NB4 people realize there are already AVI's on the misc wearing these.
post 1636760833 04-21-2021, 01:12 PM
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imbored already has several on order
post 1636761433 04-21-2021, 01:20 PM
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Originally Posted By Kev1972⏩
Needs a Ulysses Jr Jr to complete the charade. Nothing a little gorilla glue can't fix.
What special Nasa formulation of Gorilla Glue would hold that monstrosity in place?
The billionaire and the beggar both have 24 hours in a day.

That's why grandma's apple pie rocks and yours sucks.
Originally Posted By Dave22reborn
At least it will thunderstorm tonight, and we know how they feel about water. :)
^^^Racist police officer who also cries about how racism doesn't exist, also cries reverse racism and typifies the stupidity of the racist right, referring to black people as "they" and regurgitating racist stereotypes.
post 1636761733 04-21-2021, 01:23 PM
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Triggered. Where’s the black suit.
post 1636761983 04-21-2021, 01:27 PM
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Originally Posted By BrunotheBoxer⏩
Triggered. Where’s the black suit.
THe black ones are currently out of my price range. With all the Kevlar woven into the chest cavity and all but imagine the look on the Po Po's face when they put 6-7 center mass and you laugh in their fkn face.
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post 1636762683 04-21-2021, 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted By BrunotheBoxer⏩
Triggered. Where’s the black suit.
Upper right corner. Lucky for you they apparently come with an anal hole.

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MAGA
post 1636763053 04-21-2021, 01:42 PM
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Link to the store...

Asking for a friend...
post 1636763843 04-21-2021, 01:54 PM
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We Giant Gonzalez now?
The billionaire and the beggar both have 24 hours in a day.

That's why grandma's apple pie rocks and yours sucks.
Originally Posted By Dave22reborn
At least it will thunderstorm tonight, and we know how they feel about water. :)
^^^Racist police officer who also cries about how racism doesn't exist, also cries reverse racism and typifies the stupidity of the racist right, referring to black people as "they" and regurgitating racist stereotypes.
post 1636764083 04-21-2021, 01:57 PM
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Can you put it on layaway?
I'm back, bitches!
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