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04-23-2021, 07:20 AM
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27 y/o woman falls in LOVE with a 50 y/o (PICS)
- Estate agent, Sarai, 27, from Colorado, had just moved to Denver when she decided to try out the Bumble dating app to meet someone
- She decided to expand her age preference and she soon matched with Joel Serface, 50, a CEO who was living just 30 minutes away
- The first date went from an instant connection to never wanting to have a single moment apart. Sarai said: “What initially attracted me to him was his maturity, resilience, thirst for adventure, and empathy. Physically, I found myself extremely attracted to all of his characteristics and I couldn't take my eyes or hands off him all night"
- Sarai said: “It was love at first sight for sure; an attraction arose within me that I didn't even know existed before Joel. It's hard to explain, but I was mesmerised"
- Sarai admits that people assume he pays her for sex, with strangesr who asking Joel where he ‘bought’ her from and vulgar remarks such as 'how much did you pay to bang that thing?' and 'did you kidnap her?'
- Joel said “I knew I loved her before I even met her, but man, my heart went crazy in that moment we met. Everything about her makes me tingle"



https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/11...ching-tattoos/
- She decided to expand her age preference and she soon matched with Joel Serface, 50, a CEO who was living just 30 minutes away
- The first date went from an instant connection to never wanting to have a single moment apart. Sarai said: “What initially attracted me to him was his maturity, resilience, thirst for adventure, and empathy. Physically, I found myself extremely attracted to all of his characteristics and I couldn't take my eyes or hands off him all night"
- Sarai said: “It was love at first sight for sure; an attraction arose within me that I didn't even know existed before Joel. It's hard to explain, but I was mesmerised"
- Sarai admits that people assume he pays her for sex, with strangesr who asking Joel where he ‘bought’ her from and vulgar remarks such as 'how much did you pay to bang that thing?' and 'did you kidnap her?'
- Joel said “I knew I loved her before I even met her, but man, my heart went crazy in that moment we met. Everything about her makes me tingle"



https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/11...ching-tattoos/
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04-23-2021, 07:23 AM
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Lol at him hover handing his own “wife”
04-23-2021, 07:23 AM
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Kinda feel bad for the guy. He probably gets one lazy blowjob a year on his birthday and somehow has to cope with knowing his wife is smashing other dudes
04-23-2021, 07:23 AM
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"She decided to expand her age preference and she soon matched with Joel Serface, 50, aCEOwho was living just 30 minutes away"
She says it was love at first sight because he pulled up in something foreign and exotic.
She loves his thirst for adventure because he spoke about visiting exotic locals that he wanted to take her.
She loved his empathy, because he empathized with her being broke, and wanted to upgrade her.
I could go on forever.
She says it was love at first sight because he pulled up in something foreign and exotic.
She loves his thirst for adventure because he spoke about visiting exotic locals that he wanted to take her.
She loved his empathy, because he empathized with her being broke, and wanted to upgrade her.
I could go on forever.
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i've seen this porno before
04-23-2021, 07:27 AM
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What she did was expand her "How much does he make" range, lmao
Dude looks like the character from the movie 'Powder' lmao
Dude looks like the character from the movie 'Powder' lmao
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Homie kind of looks like a lesbian. If they’re happy I’m happy.
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LOL.....
I'm sure it was love at first sight when he picked her up in a Rolls Royce.
I'm sure it was love at first sight when he picked her up in a Rolls Royce.
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04-23-2021, 07:33 AM
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Originally Posted By PAU1⏩
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LMAO, didn't think someone else would make that reference.
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04-23-2021, 07:35 AM
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brb adding 'CEO' to my profile
Fukkin lol'd at hover hand and 'hide the pain Harold' face
Fukkin lol'd at hover hand and 'hide the pain Harold' face
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Stopped reading after "CEO".
Suspicions and stereotype confirmed.
Totally explains the hovering hand in the last pic (thanks @CoachMcGuirk for pointing it out)
Poor sap is only married on paper. He's just a stand-in father figure, providing shelter and acquiescing the every whim of a gold-digging princess who grew up fantasizing about a lavish wardrobe and carefree shopping sprees.
He'll croak and be replaced in under a week.
EDIT: went back and read a little farther for LOLZ. what miscer asked this dude 'how much did you pay to bang that thing?' LOL, had to be - identify yourself!
Suspicions and stereotype confirmed.
Totally explains the hovering hand in the last pic (thanks @CoachMcGuirk for pointing it out)
Poor sap is only married on paper. He's just a stand-in father figure, providing shelter and acquiescing the every whim of a gold-digging princess who grew up fantasizing about a lavish wardrobe and carefree shopping sprees.
He'll croak and be replaced in under a week.
EDIT: went back and read a little farther for LOLZ. what miscer asked this dude 'how much did you pay to bang that thing?' LOL, had to be - identify yourself!
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04-23-2021, 07:39 AM
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Lold hard at CEO. You know why she's here. Going to rob this fool of half of his money and laugh all the way to the bank.
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Came in to talk about Powder. Someone beat me to the punch. I'm out unless she has something nice on the dark web.
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LOL no mention of him on her IG.
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04-23-2021, 07:43 AM
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Albinos are known to have exceptional plungering abilities so I’m guessing she’s particularly attracted to him because after she eats a heavy chipotle lunch she can be confident that the heinous mahogany baby arm she subsequently extrudes into the toilet will not require the attention of a plumber
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Originally Posted By SmashinYoungVag⏩
*being smashed byKinda feel bad for the guy. He probably gets one lazy blowjob a year on his birthday and somehow has to cope with knowing his wife is *smashing other dudes
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Originally Posted By TheBrentmeister⏩
LOL no mention of him on her IG.
FUKING BROOTAL. It's Broncos, Nuggets, Rockies, and Avalanche all in those DM's.LOL no mention of him on her IG.
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04-23-2021, 07:45 AM
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Originally Posted By TheBrentmeister⏩
LOL no mention of him on her IG.
LmaooooooooLOL no mention of him on her IG.
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Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
wow! what a Pandering Liberal Bald SJW DYEL Beta Low-Test Sickly Soy Boy!FUKING BROOTAL. It's Broncos, Nuggets, Rockies, and Avalanche all in those DM's.
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04-23-2021, 07:50 AM
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Don’t see the issue
He was 50, baldcell and single and now gets some prime vag
And she’s young and gets some of that cash.
Pretty sure most miscers would take that deal considering everyone on this forum only dates 19-24 yo.
He was 50, baldcell and single and now gets some prime vag
And she’s young and gets some of that cash.
Pretty sure most miscers would take that deal considering everyone on this forum only dates 19-24 yo.
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