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post 1636899923 04-23-2021, 07:20 AM
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27 y/o woman falls in LOVE with a 50 y/o (PICS)

- Estate agent, Sarai, 27, from Colorado, had just moved to Denver when she decided to try out the Bumble dating app to meet someone
- She decided to expand her age preference and she soon matched with Joel Serface, 50, a CEO who was living just 30 minutes away
- The first date went from an instant connection to never wanting to have a single moment apart. Sarai said: “What initially attracted me to him was his maturity, resilience, thirst for adventure, and empathy. Physically, I found myself extremely attracted to all of his characteristics and I couldn't take my eyes or hands off him all night"
- Sarai said: “It was love at first sight for sure; an attraction arose within me that I didn't even know existed before Joel. It's hard to explain, but I was mesmerised"
- Sarai admits that people assume he pays her for sex, with strangesr who asking Joel where he ‘bought’ her from and vulgar remarks such as 'how much did you pay to bang that thing?' and 'did you kidnap her?'
- Joel said “I knew I loved her before I even met her, but man, my heart went crazy in that moment we met. Everything about her makes me tingle"







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post 1636900033 04-23-2021, 07:23 AM
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Lol at him hover handing his own “wife”
post 1636900053 04-23-2021, 07:23 AM
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Kinda feel bad for the guy. He probably gets one lazy blowjob a year on his birthday and somehow has to cope with knowing his wife is smashing other dudes
post 1636900073 04-23-2021, 07:23 AM
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"She decided to expand her age preference and she soon matched with Joel Serface, 50, aCEOwho was living just 30 minutes away"

She says it was love at first sight because he pulled up in something foreign and exotic.

She loves his thirst for adventure because he spoke about visiting exotic locals that he wanted to take her.

She loved his empathy, because he empathized with her being broke, and wanted to upgrade her.

I could go on forever.
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post 1636900083 04-23-2021, 07:23 AM
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post 1636900213 04-23-2021, 07:26 AM
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i've seen this porno before
post 1636900273 04-23-2021, 07:27 AM
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What she did was expand her "How much does he make" range, lmao

Dude looks like the character from the movie 'Powder' lmao
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post 1636900483 04-23-2021, 07:30 AM
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edit- wizzed^
post 1636900513 04-23-2021, 07:31 AM
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Homie kind of looks like a lesbian. If they’re happy I’m happy.
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post 1636900553 04-23-2021, 07:32 AM
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LOL.....

I'm sure it was love at first sight when he picked her up in a Rolls Royce.
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post 1636900623 04-23-2021, 07:33 AM
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Originally Posted By PAU1


edit- wizzed^
LMAO, didn't think someone else would make that reference.
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post 1636900773 04-23-2021, 07:35 AM
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brb adding 'CEO' to my profile

Fukkin lol'd at hover hand and 'hide the pain Harold' face
post 1636900793 04-23-2021, 07:35 AM
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post 1636900953 04-23-2021, 07:37 AM
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Love this for them
post 1636901013 04-23-2021, 07:38 AM
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Stopped reading after "CEO".

Suspicions and stereotype confirmed.

Totally explains the hovering hand in the last pic (thanks @CoachMcGuirk for pointing it out)

Poor sap is only married on paper. He's just a stand-in father figure, providing shelter and acquiescing the every whim of a gold-digging princess who grew up fantasizing about a lavish wardrobe and carefree shopping sprees.

He'll croak and be replaced in under a week.


EDIT: went back and read a little farther for LOLZ. what miscer asked this dude 'how much did you pay to bang that thing?' LOL, had to be - identify yourself!
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post 1636901043 04-23-2021, 07:39 AM
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That's a rough 50. I'm 51.
post 1636901103 04-23-2021, 07:40 AM
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Lold hard at CEO. You know why she's here. Going to rob this fool of half of his money and laugh all the way to the bank.
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post 1636901113 04-23-2021, 07:40 AM
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She is having sex with other males.
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post 1636901123 04-23-2021, 07:40 AM
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Came in to talk about Powder. Someone beat me to the punch. I'm out unless she has something nice on the dark web.
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post 1636901283 04-23-2021, 07:42 AM
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LOL no mention of him on her IG.
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post 1636901333 04-23-2021, 07:43 AM
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Albinos are known to have exceptional plungering abilities so I’m guessing she’s particularly attracted to him because after she eats a heavy chipotle lunch she can be confident that the heinous mahogany baby arm she subsequently extrudes into the toilet will not require the attention of a plumber
post 1636901483 04-23-2021, 07:45 AM
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Originally Posted By SmashinYoungVag
Kinda feel bad for the guy. He probably gets one lazy blowjob a year on his birthday and somehow has to cope with knowing his wife is *smashing other dudes
*being smashed by
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post 1636901493 04-23-2021, 07:45 AM
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Originally Posted By TheBrentmeister




LOL no mention of him on her IG.
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post 1636901513 04-23-2021, 07:45 AM
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Originally Posted By TheBrentmeister




LOL no mention of him on her IG.
Lmaoooooooo
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And she has a "booking" link in her bio...

whew, lad.
post 1636901523 04-23-2021, 07:46 AM
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Feel bad for the guy if he doesn't know better, but why is "old rich guy has sugar baby wife" news?
Nah, fukk that. I’m not doing that.
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Originally Posted By badbl00d
FUKING BROOTAL. It's Broncos, Nuggets, Rockies, and Avalanche all in those DM's.
wow! what a Pandering Liberal Bald SJW DYEL Beta Low-Test Sickly Soy Boy!

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post 1636901733 04-23-2021, 07:50 AM
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Don’t see the issue
He was 50, baldcell and single and now gets some prime vag

And she’s young and gets some of that cash.

Pretty sure most miscers would take that deal considering everyone on this forum only dates 19-24 yo.
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If Voldemort and the Powder guy had a baby
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