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Thread: The weirdest place you've jerked off to??

post 1637205053 04-27-2021, 10:15 AM
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The weirdest place you've jerked off to??

Literally the middle of class, after the second time the dude across from me asked me of I was wankin it.

On a tractor, many times times. Lolol

Inside a pool

Not sure if it was a drop in libido or I'm if ive got more inhibitions I'm walking on eggshells everywhere i go. Fukin suks
post 1637205073 04-27-2021, 10:16 AM
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At a morgue
post 1637205133 04-27-2021, 10:17 AM
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Places jerked off to

This rocks about to get it

post 1637205363 04-27-2021, 10:20 AM
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at a grocery store looking at the 2008 marissa miller SI swimsuit cover (ded fkn Srs)
post 1637205773 04-27-2021, 10:24 AM
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I once jerked off to the Notre Dame. Architecture is hnggggg
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post 1637205873 04-27-2021, 10:26 AM
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one time at uni i got the urge

i picked up a campus newspaper, it had a picture of a girl on it.

i took the news paper to washroom, stared at the picture of the chick, and went at it in the toilet

jizzed all over the seat.

cleaned it up.

felt disgusted with self.

took the bus home.

showered.
post 1637206223 04-27-2021, 10:30 AM
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post 1637206933 04-27-2021, 10:40 AM
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Dammit you know what I mean...what not where. But what was the strangest place

I want to go to the bathroom for some privacy but this horny old bitch was putting on a show.

Chalk in one hand. Other hand on her ass dead fkn srs, just rubbing it all over her own ass. **** I was 15 what did you expect me to do
post 1637207373 04-27-2021, 10:46 AM
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-In a port-o-potty on a construction site, while putting out sod....was in HS
-Directly off my back porch (while living in the USVI)...which faced a valley full of houses and the ocean...it was like 2am
-Into a Doritos bag driving down the highway
-In the woods while out for a run a few times

Probably more....will edit if I can remember.
post 1637207513 04-27-2021, 10:48 AM
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Less actual stories. Those are depressing

In for more places to jerk off to
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post 1637207883 04-27-2021, 10:52 AM
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Originally Posted By bsmit107⏩
-Into a Doritos bag driving down the highway
lmfao



for me, I did it walking down the street at about 7pm once. I put my arms under my shirt and in my pants while holding up a magazine
wtf was I thinkin
was right when I discovered fapping and found a dirty magazine
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post 1637208033 04-27-2021, 10:56 AM
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Shot my load off the Golden Gate Bridge on a bike ride was epic
post 1637208183 04-27-2021, 10:58 AM
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Jerked in work washroom first thing in the morning. Retail store and I was opening lol
post 1637208303 04-27-2021, 10:59 AM
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During an actual women's college volleyball game. I sat behind the bench against the wall so nobody could really see me unless they turned around. So many hnng girls in tight shorts and I was super horny because I was bodybuilding at the time.

Just simple touching over the shorts that wasn't super obvious but enough to nut literally feet away from a dozen women.
post 1637209283 04-27-2021, 11:11 AM
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bath& toilets in boot camp

My car once lol. I was in wilderness and decided to pass the time.
Originally Posted By WoofieNugget⏩
During an actual women's college volleyball game. I sat behind the bench against the wall so nobody could really see me unless they turned around. So many hnng girls in tight shorts and I was super horny because I was bodybuilding at the time.

Just simple touching over the shorts that wasn't super obvious but enough to nut literally feet away from a dozen women.
Lmao are you the guy I keep hearing about on the news?
post 1637213053 04-27-2021, 12:05 PM
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And women think they're as horny as us....
























at work a few days ago. my co worker said she wanted me to cum and record it for her to watch
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post 1637716643 05-04-2021, 03:21 AM
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Originally Posted By ryankoch⏩
Shot my load off the Golden Gate Bridge on a bike ride was epic
You rub it out in your Grey Joggs!!??
post 1637716943 05-04-2021, 03:35 AM
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Into a hotel pool, when I for some reason was the only person at the pool.
post 1637717043 05-04-2021, 03:41 AM
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Some hhhnnnggg blonde sloots car in broad daylight. She had 10/10 tits and ass. Watched her nice thick ass wiggle off in to the mall in her little cut of jean shorts.
I walked over to her car and shot ropes all over the drivers side window and down the door.

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Jerked off on the ride inside the EPCOT dome at Disney World. I thought it was going to be a coaster like Space Mountain....turns out it's a 45-minute infomercial for AT & T. You should have seen my face when I realized they had in-ride cameras taking pictures lol.
post 1637720373 05-04-2021, 05:43 AM
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When I was in high school I had a job cleaning a floor of an office building.

Literally jerked off in the CEO's chair to a photo of his daughter lmao

Also jerked off in some bushes on the way home from the gym one night when I'd been listening to gag factor porn while working out.
post 1637720743 05-04-2021, 05:51 AM
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I always jerk off to Bed Bath and Beyond when I drive by. Obviously "beyond" means butt sex.
post 1637723883 05-04-2021, 06:50 AM
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1. Inside the largest lecture room at my uni at midnight with all the lights turned off

2. Inside the bathroom of the tallest building at my uni
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Originally Posted By EasternHammer⏩
Jerked off on the ride inside the EPCOT dome at Disney World. I thought it was going to be a coaster like Space Mountain....turns out it's a 45-minute infomercial for AT & T. You should have seen my face when I realized they had in-ride cameras taking pictures lol.
thats funny
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Originally Posted By multiplemiggs⏩
Some hhhnnnggg blonde sloots car in broad daylight. She had 10/10 tits and ass. Watched her nice thick ass wiggle off in to the mall in her little cut of jean shorts.
I walked over to her car and shot ropes all over the drivers side window and down the door.

You creamed ur Techs agaain mate!!!??
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Originally Posted By xxAchillesxx⏩
Sunday school
In ur Joggers?
post 1637739153 05-04-2021, 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted By ryankoch⏩
Shot my load off the Golden Gate Bridge on a bike ride was epic
As good as in Grey Joggers though Ry mate (Bonrar included) too??
post 1637740193 05-04-2021, 10:34 AM
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Originally Posted By kamon1175⏩
1. Inside the largest lecture room at my uni at midnight with all the lights turned off
Yeah though not dune it at Midnight Hour!!
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Originally Posted By ghostdivision88⏩
Inside a pool
Good idea yeah as J*z& smells like Chloride, so nobody'll know the difference Lol
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