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post 1637209653 04-27-2021, 11:15 AM
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lmao if you drink anything other than an Espresso

1oz/30ml only. No adding a whole cup of water, sugar, no milk, no fkin mocaccino, latte, capuccino, frappe or any other ****gy Starbucks concoction that is half a gallon and costs 10$ lmao




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post 1637209723 04-27-2021, 11:17 AM
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Always nice to stop for an espresso when I’m out on the road bike logging some miles. Feels very European!
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post 1637209773 04-27-2021, 11:19 AM
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Can confirm. Bought a gaggia classic and been crushing two a day. Its been cool learning about it all
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post 1637209873 04-27-2021, 11:21 AM
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I just take caffeine pills like a true caffeine addict. Pack of 200 200mg pills at $.05 per pill

If I don't use those, I am pro espresso. It has the most pop and I don't feel like a bloated mess after drinking one.
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never had an espresso in my life.
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post 1637210013 04-27-2021, 11:23 AM
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gotta agree
i always chuckle when these meatheads chugg protein shakes and water during a workout sesh whilst im sippin on my espresso and smoking a fabulous marlboro red
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post 1637210093 04-27-2021, 11:24 AM
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post 1637210173 04-27-2021, 11:25 AM
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Originally Posted By ziggurat⏩
gotta agree
i always chuckle when these meatheads chugg protein shakes and water during a workout sesh whilst im sippin on my espresso and smoking a fabulous marlboro red
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post 1637210353 04-27-2021, 11:28 AM
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just a black coffee is good enough

u look gay af drinking an espresso

cheers
post 1637210483 04-27-2021, 11:29 AM
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You lookin real delicate sitting there sipping on an espresso.
post 1637210633 04-27-2021, 11:31 AM
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strong surface-understanding of why people drink coffee, OP.

your premise presumes people drink coffee solely for the caffeine fix.

i'm not a morning person - especially in the winter. my coffee is part of my morning wake-up routine. not much satisfaction out of a ritual that only lasts 30 seconds, OP - just ask your mom.

so, enjoy your pretentious, 1oz, metrosexual, espresso. i'll continue spending the first hour of my day sipping my hot joe, warming myself from the inside, so I can deal with self-important people like you.

Just LOL @ anyone who thinks having an espresso makes you any less ****gy than the hordes of soy-boy, hipster, twinks that line up in front of Starbucks everyday with their scarves and black-rim glasses.
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post 1637210703 04-27-2021, 11:33 AM
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Originally Posted By Beararms⏩
You lookin real delicate sitting there sipping on an espresso.
you go drink your watery mug of piss boyo, it's a free world, just know that I'll be LMAOing at every sip you take
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post 1637210853 04-27-2021, 11:35 AM
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****. Drink a cup of black coffee like a real man
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post 1637211253 04-27-2021, 11:41 AM
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Originally Posted By PTzFree⏩
strong surface-understanding of why people drink coffee, OP.

your premise presumes people drink coffee solely for the caffeine fix.

i'm not a morning person - especially in the winter. my coffee is part of my morning wake-up routine. not much satisfaction out of a ritual that only lasts 30 seconds, OP - just ask your mom.

so, enjoy your pretentious, 1oz, metrosexual, espresso. i'll continue spending the first hour of my day sipping my hot joe, warming myself from the inside, so I can deal with self-important people like you.

Just LOL @ anyone who thinks having an espresso makes you any less ****gy than the hordes of soy-boy, hipster, twinks that line up in front of Starbucks everyday with their scarves and black-rim glasses.
spoken like a true peasant. The stench of the fields hangs over you like a pall.
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post 1637211963 04-27-2021, 11:51 AM
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I get 4 shots of espresso in my Frappacino. Fuk off *******.
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post 1637212373 04-27-2021, 11:57 AM
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Originally Posted By teodorkanev1⏩
spoken like a true peasant. The stench of the fields hangs over you like a pall.
Repped for learning me a new word, but you're still a **** if you think any woman who has a thing for a rustic man's man isn't going to be completely turned off if you go for coffee and she hears you order an espresso.
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It is all about the nitro brew. Strongest concentration of caffeine aside from straight espresso shots. Naturally mellow and sweet. Added nitrogen gives it smoothness.

Once you go nitro you will never drink anything else again.
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Originally Posted By rkesh88⏩
Can confirm. Bought a gaggia classic and been crushing two a day. Its been cool learning about it all
These machines are great. I modded the hell out of mine and had a lot of fun before upgrading.
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I usually throw a couple of shots of espresso into my first pot of coffee (black) for the day, nothing special just out of a cheapo nespresso machine. A well made shot of espresso is pretty damn good too.
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Buncha slack jawed *******s in here


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Originally Posted By PTzFree⏩
strong surface-understanding of why people drink coffee, OP.

your premise presumes people drink coffee solely for the caffeine fix.

i'm not a morning person - especially in the winter. my coffee is part of my morning wake-up routine. not much satisfaction out of a ritual that only lasts 30 seconds, OP - just ask your mom.

so, enjoy your pretentious, 1oz, metrosexual, espresso. i'll continue spending the first hour of my day sipping my hot joe, warming myself from the inside, so I can deal with self-important people like you.

Just LOL @ anyone who thinks having an espresso makes you any less ****gy than the hordes of soy-boy, hipster, twinks that line up in front of Starbucks everyday with their scarves and black-rim glasses.
LOL at being deluded into thinking you like coffee for the 'ritual'. We are all addicted, bro. Time to face facts.
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Originally Posted By e1739⏩
LOL at being deluded into thinking you like coffee for the 'ritual'. We are all addicted, bro. Time to face facts.
100% true. Delusions of piss LMAO.

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