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Thread: Why did Pitt prefer crazy Jolie over Aniston?

post 1637255353 04-27-2021, 11:23 PM
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Why did Pitt prefer crazy Jolie over Aniston?

Aniston was a wholesome woman, Jolie was crazy AF. How come Aniston ended up alone while Jolie was married successfully for years?

post 1637255443 04-27-2021, 11:26 PM
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I bet because Aniston doesn't want kids or something, she still doesn't have any
post 1637255513 04-27-2021, 11:27 PM
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Jolie’s hotter & crazy bishes will make you cum so hard you leave the fuking planet. Trust me, bro. I myself am completely insane, so I’ve fuked A LOT of crazy women.
post 1637255753 04-27-2021, 11:34 PM
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Imagine the blowjobs she probably gives with those lips
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post 1637255833 04-27-2021, 11:35 PM
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Because Jolie has the look like shes going to take you on the filthiest sex journey of your life where you'll cum so hard you nuts would be on backorder for sperm delivery.

Aniston looks like she would starfish, call it a day, and spend the remainder of the evening scrolling instagram and eating snacks.
post 1637255843 04-27-2021, 11:35 PM
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Pitt opened up about it, Apparently Anniston is an absolute drag to be around in real life..
post 1637256003 04-27-2021, 11:39 PM
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Jolie probably was a freak and horny af all the time. Aniston probably never wanted to have sex "not tonight my stomach hurts"
post 1637256043 04-27-2021, 11:40 PM
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Just look at them both both fine for sure, but Jolie look at dem lips...game over. She also seems like she would be a freak in bed.









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post 1637256093 04-27-2021, 11:41 PM
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post 1637256193 04-27-2021, 11:44 PM
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John Mayer said of Aniston “That woman was the most communicative, sweetest, kindest person”
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post 1637256213 04-27-2021, 11:45 PM
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Kids - pitt is old.
post 1637256283 04-27-2021, 11:48 PM
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Jolie eats ass for sure. Also....



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post 1637256543 04-27-2021, 11:58 PM
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Brad Pitt struggled with alcoholism, I’m guessing Jennifer was less understanding
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post 1637256563 04-27-2021, 11:59 PM
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post 1637256653 04-28-2021, 12:02 AM
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Imagine getting railed by prime brad pitt. Gotdam.

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post 1637257223 04-28-2021, 12:23 AM
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At their absolute primes Jolie is way sexier. Jennifer is cute tho
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post 1637257323 04-28-2021, 12:28 AM
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post 1637257803 04-28-2021, 12:44 AM
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Pitt is stupid, should've learned lessons from his friend DiCaprio.
post 1637257983 04-28-2021, 12:49 AM
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Originally Posted By CoolKnees⏩
Aniston was a wholesome woman, Jolie was crazy AF. How come Aniston ended up alone while Jolie was married successfully for years?

Idk. Aniston's prettier.
post 1637258083 04-28-2021, 12:52 AM
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post 1637258163 04-28-2021, 12:54 AM
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Originally Posted By iputyouatapoint⏩
Idk. Aniston's prettier.
Yes but her sex appeal is not nearly as high as Jolie’s. At least not openly.
post 1637258253 04-28-2021, 12:58 AM
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Originally Posted By jackflag⏩




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Imagine taking the scraps of this old fck, just lol. Respect for Pitt is low as fck, what a cuck
post 1637258293 04-28-2021, 01:00 AM
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A lot of reports saying Aniston was psycho too.

Everytime I think of Brad Pitt I think of the Mike Tyson Robin Givens story.

Basically Pitt was railing Givens and Mike couldnt do anything about it.

Pitt can steal anyones girl
post 1637258433 04-28-2021, 01:06 AM
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Originally Posted By janglingjack⏩
Imagine getting railed by prime brad pitt. Gotdam.

No homo
This. Lucky sloots. Nh as well.
post 1637258493 04-28-2021, 01:09 AM
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I bet he regrets it
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Aniston is the girl youd take home to your parents but would make you want to blow your brains out when you have to spend time with her

Personally I never found Jolie attractive full stop, way too scrawny, but her face/attitude is objectively 9/10. Fun to speedball with
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Originally Posted By ****inator⏩
Imagine taking the scraps of this old fck, just lol. Respect for Pitt is low as fck, what a cuck
Imagine being this retarded and skipping the chance to be with a prime angelina jolie.
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While I personally find Aniston hotter, I'll bet sex with Jolie was way raunchier.... she definitely looks like the type to give no-hands blowj0bs.... my biggest pet peeve is a h0e uses her hands and only sucks the tip...
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