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post 1637328863 04-28-2021, 08:16 PM
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How do you wash your ass in the shower?

This heavily debated topic must come up once every other week.
Personally, I use a wash cloth in the shower, and wash my ass as if I were wiping with a piece of toilet paper. I think most people I've spoken with on this subject (and there have been many) think I'm crazy for doing this. I'm not sure if it's due to the fact that many people don't use wash cloths, but it seems that a lot of people disregard their ass crack when in the shower. I personally take great pride in having a clean a-hole (no homo) and only know of 2 or 3 other people who use this method.
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post 1637329023 04-28-2021, 08:19 PM
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I grab a soap and put it in my bum hole and rub it in the hole and crack

TBH it feels good (srs)

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post 1637329083 04-28-2021, 08:20 PM
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I instablock girls who admit to not using wash cloths.
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post 1637329153 04-28-2021, 08:21 PM
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What? Are you asking how to wash your own ass?

You take soap and water and wash your ass. Pretty simple brah. SAD that you would even ask this. PATHETIC!!
post 1637329233 04-28-2021, 08:21 PM
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I’m 100% on the same ass wipe routine brah no way lol. It’s strange to me that most don’t use that but oh well. Yea if you aren’t deep cleaning your ass once a day ‘you nasty’
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post 1637329443 04-28-2021, 08:25 PM
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I used my fresh aloe filled bar of irish spring soap from walmart, bring it to a warm lather and pull my angus apart. I then rub the lathered soap bar on the angus and use my hand to swish around the water. Rinse with water. It truly is glorious and leaves a squeaky clean bunghole.
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post 1637329453 04-28-2021, 08:25 PM
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Soap up the wash cloth and get in there.
post 1637329553 04-28-2021, 08:26 PM
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post 1637329563 04-28-2021, 08:27 PM
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post 1637329693 04-28-2021, 08:28 PM
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I use a wash cloth sometimes. Thats the best clean youll get. On your body as well. But i just use my hand too, with soap on it.

Its true though some people just do the lazy river method. I remember I was showering after a game and this guy criticized me for washing my ass with my hand. That was when I first realized some people dont wash their ass good. Yikes.

It comes down to how you were raised as a child with toilet and shower use.
post 1637329763 04-28-2021, 08:29 PM
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I used wet wipes to get in there. Then when I take a shower, I use the pressure wash feature on the shower head to get up in there. I aint dirtying up my sponge or towel getting in there
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post 1637329993 04-28-2021, 08:33 PM
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I wash my ass in the sink
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post 1637330023 04-28-2021, 08:34 PM
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Originally Posted By Amp30⏩
I used wet wipes to get in there. Then when I take a shower, I use the pressure wash feature on the shower head to get up in there. I aint dirtying up my sponge or towel getting in there
the gentle sprinkle or vigorous massage setting??
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post 1637330033 04-28-2021, 08:34 PM
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I use my moms butt cleaner i found in her drawer one day, its a big black rubbery tool that has a head on it to clean the ass whole out and a nice big handle to hold while you clean out the anus region
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post 1637330303 04-28-2021, 08:39 PM
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I use my removable shower head and set it to jet . And it sure beats those endless wipes .
I think I’ve used two rolls of toilet paper in the past 14 months since Covid became a thing , and all of the sudden retards were hoarding toilet paper
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post 1637330343 04-28-2021, 08:40 PM
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Originally Posted By Coal
I instablock girls who admit to not using wash cloths.
100%. I am shocked that people just stand in the shower, rub some soap and think that's all there is to it.

Also shocked that people wear shoes they use outdoors, in their own home. Absolutely disgusting.
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post 1637330533 04-28-2021, 08:44 PM
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Originally Posted By theW3s⏩
the gentle sprinkle or vigorous massage setting??
The vigorous massage one, though it's more like a jet setting. I spread out so it gets really in there

I just want to buy a bidet. I've used one before and they're amazing
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post 1637330843 04-28-2021, 08:49 PM
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who you trying to keep it fresh for??? hmmm?
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post 1637331113 04-28-2021, 08:53 PM
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post 1637331213 04-28-2021, 08:56 PM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
I use my removable shower head and set it to jet . And it sure beats those endless wipes .
I think I’ve used two rolls of toilet paper in the past 14 months since Covid became a thing , and all of the sudden retards were hoarding toilet paper
pBro, the removable shower head is a must have. I recommend one to everybody and always tell them you haven't truly lived yet unless you have one. I could never go back to a regular shower head.
post 1637331303 04-28-2021, 08:57 PM
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I have a detachable shower head and I pull it off and bend down spreading the cheeks essentially my head is almost touching the bathtub, set that ****er on jet and clean it out
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post 1637332233 04-28-2021, 09:10 PM
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I use a bidet, so my ass is already pretty clean to begin with. But in the shower I still use a washcloth with body wash.
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post 1637332393 04-28-2021, 09:13 PM
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Dove body wash just like everywhere else

But more diluted to not dry out the bum area
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post 1637333653 04-28-2021, 09:34 PM
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I have one of those washer dildos that stick to the shower wall

just soap it up and pound my angus repeatedly until its nice and clean. hnng
post 1637334233 04-28-2021, 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted By BaySeaAnd⏩
I have one of those washer dildos that stick to the shower wall

just soap it up and pound my angus repeatedly until its nice and clean. hnng
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post 1637334533 04-28-2021, 09:48 PM
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wash cloths are filthy unless you wash it and dry it every day

otherwise you just have a damp cloth breeding bacteria, and you wipe that on your body/face lmao!
post 1637334633 04-28-2021, 09:50 PM
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I grew up using a washcloth. Isn't this the best method? Why would anyone use any other method? Gross.
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detachable showerhead and just aim it right up while spreadin dem cheeks (no homo)

I'm wet wipe crew tho so my ass stays pretty clean generally
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post 1637334933 04-28-2021, 09:55 PM
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post 1637335073 04-28-2021, 09:58 PM
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Originally Posted By nn586⏩
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You put a loofah up your ass crack? Isn't that thing rough?
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