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post 1637376673 04-29-2021, 12:51 PM
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U at the park w/ your SLAMPIG and see this......




Do you:
A) feel obligated to go get one for your slampig now
B) laugh and yell "FKN CUCK!"
C) Say with soy breath "that's my president!"
D) Be too occupied clappin cheeks of said slampig to even care
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post 1637376723 04-29-2021, 12:52 PM
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dude handed her a weed
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post 1637376743 04-29-2021, 12:52 PM
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His slampig does deserve a weed instead of a flower.
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post 1637376833 04-29-2021, 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted By Procta⏩
dude handed her a weed
So you're saying you would be at the park with a slampig tho rite?
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post 1637377053 04-29-2021, 12:56 PM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
So you're saying you would be at the park with a slampig tho rite?
if there is a pig around, its going to get slammed
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post 1637377123 04-29-2021, 12:57 PM
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How is he going to smell the flowers or the hair with that mask on in the middle of a park?
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post 1637377323 04-29-2021, 01:01 PM
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My dad taught me that move a long time ago. Bitches love flowers and in my experience I get a much better reaction from flowers I've picked vs bought. I'll forgive Joe on his flower choice as his mind isn't all there anymore.

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post 1637377333 04-29-2021, 01:01 PM
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LMFAO at this obvious staged sh*t, I'm sure CNN will devote an hour to this "breaking story"
post 1637377343 04-29-2021, 01:01 PM
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Kind of touches my heart to see ol'Joe still makes those kinds of gestures for his wife like that, srs.
Originally Posted By Procta⏩
dude handed her a weed
Looks that way lol.
post 1637377393 04-29-2021, 01:02 PM
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post 1637377443 04-29-2021, 01:02 PM
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Thought he was about to keel over there. Prolly just wanted to see her sniff it
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post 1637377483 04-29-2021, 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted By ****inator⏩
LMFAO at this obvious staged sh*t, I'm sure CNN will devote an hour to this "breaking story"
THIS. So fukking staged it hurts it's so obvious. Oh let me walk out where I know all the press are and pick a flower. A flower his wife would give ZERO fukks about taking otherwise.
post 1637377603 04-29-2021, 01:06 PM
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Originally Posted By Underwrought⏩
THIS. So fukking staged it hurts it's so obvious. Oh let me walk out where I know all the press are and pick a flower. A flower his wife would give ZERO fukks about taking otherwise.
The story behind blowing the seeds off a dandelion is that you make a wish and it will come true. On this day i bet she was making a wish for an alfa male instead of a walking corpse...
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post 1637377853 04-29-2021, 01:10 PM
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Thats how a man proposes in redneck Pennsylvania. He picks a weed and gives it to his sister
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post 1637377863 04-29-2021, 01:10 PM
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Man wish we had a Trump version of this action to contrast.

"Trump Whitehouse lawn full of weeds just like his administration"
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post 1637378063 04-29-2021, 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted By jackamo2887⏩
Thats how a man proposes in redneck Pennsylvania. He picks a weed and gives it to his sister
Dude..he's from Scranton. Don't hold that against the whole state. That's like me riding thru Jacksonville and saying all of Florida is a schithole. Wait...that's a bad analogy since all of florida is...hold on brb
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post 1637378263 04-29-2021, 01:16 PM
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post 1637379063 04-29-2021, 01:25 PM
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Originally Posted By bov188⏩
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post 1637379913 04-29-2021, 01:38 PM
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My slampig would already have a nicer flower because I am one romantic, thoughtful, sexy bastard
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So cringey and staged
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Run over and take their masks for extra protection against the smellz of the slampig
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post 1637384673 04-29-2021, 02:44 PM
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Greta would be fuming if Trump did that.
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Originally Posted By Procta⏩
dude handed her a weed
"here, give this to hunter. I'm sure he can find a way to smoke it"
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Originally Posted By JoshSP1985⏩
Man wish we had a Trump version of this action to contrast.

"Trump Whitehouse lawn full of weeds just like his administration"
"Trump is so lazy and doesn't even look to find a proper flower to give to his wife because he clearly hates her and all women" - CNN
post 1637386393 04-29-2021, 03:05 PM
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I wonder if Biden needs to be reminded that he is the president every day, when he wakes up in the morning. (Ded fkn Srs)
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