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post 1637503243 05-01-2021, 05:45 AM
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Slooting Commencement on Aug 11, 2021

I hereby declare that if my oneitis (he was the best, man) has not responded by August 11, 2021 that I shall find new cock and never look back. Between then and now I'll do my best to elicit a response. After the deadline I will begin a savage reign of slooting that will make my legendary slooting exploits of the past look like the chaste bumbling of a school girl.
post 1637503263 05-01-2021, 05:46 AM
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Neat.
post 1637503353 05-01-2021, 05:49 AM
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Originally Posted By Polaris⏩
Neat.
yep. It's good to make a plan.
post 1637503403 05-01-2021, 05:52 AM
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Not for nuttin, but howz abouts you go an fuk urself?

Capice?
post 1637503493 05-01-2021, 05:55 AM
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Originally Posted By DDSF1⏩
Not for nuttin, but howz abouts you go an fuk urself?

Capice?
I do. But there's something special about dick.
post 1637503643 05-01-2021, 05:59 AM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩
I do. But there's something special about dick.
You dopey bitch, get your mental health in order first then be a cum receptacle. Got it? You are only deceiving urself until that point. Good luck to you.
post 1637503663 05-01-2021, 05:59 AM
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Strong roll bread
post 1637503733 05-01-2021, 06:02 AM
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Have you considered getting together with sandman?

Maybe you'll both get over your oneitis's
post 1637503763 05-01-2021, 06:03 AM
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Originally Posted By DDSF1⏩
You dopey bitch, get your mental health in order first then be a cum receptacle. Got it? You are only deceiving urself until that point. Good luck to you.
Thank you for the good luck wishes, bitch. I make a decent cum receptacle without malingering on some shrink's couch. But I welcome you to go waste your time bitching about your feelings if that's your thing, pussy.
I am excited about this new deadline. Thank you for your participation in this thread.
post 1637503783 05-01-2021, 06:04 AM
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Originally Posted By Brahzymandias⏩
Strong roll bread
Why do people say isht like this? I like to think about steak more than bread.
post 1637503863 05-01-2021, 06:05 AM
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Originally Posted By IronFeta⏩
Have you considered getting together with sandman?

Maybe you'll both get over your oneitis's
No kidding. I make every incel on the misc look like a banger. Ten clucking years of no fukk. Ten years. It boggles the mind.
I wonder how wild to get though. I need to stay safe. Marriage is the objective eventually, so I have to be careful. No gangbangs or OF. But I have to get the ball rolling. srs.
post 1637504463 05-01-2021, 06:27 AM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩
Thank you for the good luck wishes, bitch. I make a decent cum receptacle without malingering on some shrink's couch. But I welcome you to go waste your time bitching about your feelings if that's your thing, pussy.
I am excited about this new deadline. Thank you for your participation in this thread.
Why do you share your story with us ?

Don’t you have Real friends offline ? Because we don’t give a fukk if you get hit by a bus let alone your Life decissions.
post 1637504573 05-01-2021, 06:29 AM
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Originally Posted By JaySultan⏩
Why do you share your story with us ?

Don’t you have Real friends offline ? Because we don’t give a fukk if you get hit by a bus let alone your Life decissions.
"We" ... just lol, fukker
post 1637505003 05-01-2021, 06:39 AM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩
"We" ... just lol, fukker
Yes, “we” because i’m 100% sure of people on this forum don’t care about what you do.

So that’s a strong ‘we’
post 1637505073 05-01-2021, 06:41 AM
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Originally Posted By JaySultan⏩
Yes, “we” because i’m 100% of people on this forum don’t care about what you do.

So that’s a strong ‘we’
I can just envision you, arm in arm with the rest of the misc, singing campfire songs.
post 1637505263 05-01-2021, 06:48 AM
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I'm starting to wonder if marriage will actually be my objective. I wanted to marry Chad, but why should I want to marry y'all soy patos? I guess I have time to plan my move. Getting back on the cock carousel will certainly make life interesting.
post 1637505323 05-01-2021, 06:49 AM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩
I'm starting to wonder if marriage will actually be my objective. I wanted to marry Chad, but why should I want to marry y'all soy patos? I guess I have time to plan my move. Getting back on the cock carousel will certainly make life interesting.
lmao you actually think someone is going to marry a freak like you.
post 1637505443 05-01-2021, 06:53 AM
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Originally Posted By messomi⏩
lmao you actually think someone is going to marry a freak like you.
Yeah, that's the thing. Fukking dudes is easier than trying to get them to wife me. And why be a wife? All that would do is get them to take my money and I'd be a servant. If I focus on slooting I can kick the dumb fukks out easier once they realize they just fukked godzilla.
post 1637505503 05-01-2021, 06:55 AM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩
Yeah, that's the thing. Fukking dudes is easier than trying to get them to wife me. And why be a wife? All that would do is get them to take my money and I'd be a servant. If I focus on slooting I can kick the dumb fukks out easier once they realize they just fukked godzilla.
whatever you say john stop pretending being an actual woman.
post 1637505573 05-01-2021, 06:57 AM
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Originally Posted By messomi⏩
whatever you say john stop pretending being an actual woman.
Compared to you, my cock is ten miles long, bb.
post 1637505673 05-01-2021, 06:59 AM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩
Yeah, that's the thing. Fukking dudes is easier than trying to get them to wife me. And why be a wife? All that would do is get them to take my money and I'd be a servant. If I focus on slooting I can kick the dumb fukks out easier once they realize they just fukked godzilla.
chances of you getting married diminishes with each dick you take, so this might be the path.

Love this for you
post 1637505783 05-01-2021, 07:04 AM
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Who the **** is this bitch
post 1637505823 05-01-2021, 07:05 AM
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Originally Posted By StoneColdMarko7⏩
Who the **** is this bitch
check out his drag queen pics on his profile if you want to have a laugh.
post 1637505833 05-01-2021, 07:05 AM
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Originally Posted By drvillain⏩
chances of you getting married diminishes with each dick you take, so this might be the path.

Love this for you
Oh for sure. By the time I was five years old my slay count was higher than most women will ever achieve. I never stood much of a chance of getting married to begin with. But I'm glad I didn't embrace this truth when I was younger. It would have killed me because at that time it honest to God wasn't my fault and I desperately wanted a happily ever after with some man. NOw, sure, you can call me a sloot all day since I was dumb enough to entertain hope and I did give guys chances. But what sucks for me is that I didn't realize the truth of your words. Too much dick = godzilla status as a kindergartener. I am glad to have frittered my time away dreaming of GI Joe or some tough guy who would actually love me. Just lol at how fukking stupid that was.
There's a 0.0000000000000000001% chance Chad will talk to me before Aug 11. But that's all that's left of my heart so I can't help hoping that it will still come true.
post 1637505873 05-01-2021, 07:06 AM
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Originally Posted By StoneColdMarko7⏩
Who the **** is this bitch
your mama, dildo
post 1637505923 05-01-2021, 07:07 AM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩
I hereby declare that if my oneitis (he was the best, man) has not responded by August 11, 2021 that I shall find new cock and never look back. Between then and now I'll do my best to elicit a response. After the deadline I will begin a savage reign of slooting that will make my legendary slooting exploits of the past look like the chaste bumbling of a school girl.
what's so special about this date - August 11? is it an anniversary of sorts?
post 1637505933 05-01-2021, 07:07 AM
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Originally Posted By messomi⏩
check out his drag queen pics on his profile if you want to have a laugh.
Please do. And take careful note of the massive bulge between my legs. It's sure to turn you on.
post 1637505973 05-01-2021, 07:08 AM
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i lose it everytime i see this pic, a guy actually went into drag for this troll acc lmao
post 1637506003 05-01-2021, 07:09 AM
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Originally Posted By GordonXXX⏩
what's so special about this date - August 11? is it an anniversary of sorts?
It is somewhat arbitrary. I needed a deadline.
post 1637506013 05-01-2021, 07:10 AM
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Originally Posted By aaron501⏩


i lose it everytime i see this pic, a guy actually went into drag for this troll acc lmao
The works, sweetcheeks. I even have a functional pussy. You got some free time after Aug 11?
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