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post 1637674253 05-03-2021, 02:50 PM
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Need a little help. Been married 17 years and it all seems to be going to pot.

I've been married 17 years. I JUST found out that my wife poops. Somehow it eluded me all these years. Apparently she's been doing it since we got married. Bros, is there anything I can do to salvage the relationship at this point? I don't know how to cope. Anyone else experience this too? Tell me I am not alone.
post 1637675133 05-03-2021, 02:59 PM
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post 1637675483 05-03-2021, 03:02 PM
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post 1637676153 05-03-2021, 03:09 PM
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You got me. I read the username and thread title and thought it was gonna be srs lol
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post 1637676213 05-03-2021, 03:09 PM
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damn found out my gf poop threads were funny in '05 :/
post 1637686823 05-03-2021, 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted By deeAvi⏩
damn found out my gf poop threads were funny in '05 :/
Joke’s on you because ‘05 was just three years ago.
post 1637687753 05-03-2021, 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted By hendrixfreak70⏩
Joke’s on you because ‘05 was just three years ago.
Correction that was 7 years ago


It’s 2012

Everything has already changed man
post 1637688883 05-03-2021, 05:57 PM
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post 1637695973 05-03-2021, 07:37 PM
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Originally Posted By dogorman7⏩
Correction that was 7 years ago


It’s 2012

Everything has already changed man
So, pooping is now in? All the cool kids are doing it?
post 1637696963 05-03-2021, 07:54 PM
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It's over OP. Sorry for your loss
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I've never gotten poop on my dick once, so I also always thought your GF didn't.
post 1637697433 05-03-2021, 08:00 PM
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Well first, you made a wise decision coming to the misc for advice

Second, sloots gonna sloot. She's probably pooping on Chad on the side
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If it's true that girls don't poop does that mean OP married a tranny??
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this is why i say if you are going to be married. make sure you are friends too. make sure you enjoy some of the same things, make sure you can have fun together out in the world and then if you have that you decide to get married to have kids and raise as family cause its a fact the excitment and sex appeal in the bedroom eventually fades and you are going to have to have other things to keep the marriage together like the both of you carrying about the kids happiness. and putting raising them first.

not up and give them a single parent broken home to grow up in just cause your sex life has gone to pot.

a good marriage must have a much stronger foundation than just loving one another and just a good sex life
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post 1637719393 05-04-2021, 05:18 AM
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Originally Posted By latverian41⏩
this is why i say if you are going to be married. make sure you are friends too. make sure you enjoy some of the same things, make sure you can have fun together out in the world and then if you have that you decide to get married to have kids and raise as family cause its a fact the excitment and sex appeal in the bedroom eventually fades and you are going to have to have other things to keep the marriage together like the both of you carrying about the kids happiness. and putting raising them first.

not up and give them a single parent broken home to grow up in just cause your sex life has gone to pot.

a good marriage must have a much stronger foundation than just loving one another and just a good sex life
Yeah, but she poops. That’s gross.
post 1637719463 05-04-2021, 05:21 AM
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Women don't poop... Sorry brah you married a tranny.
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Originally Posted By latverian41⏩
this is why i say if you are going to be married. make sure you are friends too. make sure you enjoy some of the same things, make sure you can have fun together out in the world and then if you have that you decide to get married to have kids and raise as family cause its a fact the excitment and sex appeal in the bedroom eventually fades and you are going to have to have other things to keep the marriage together like the both of you carrying about the kids happiness. and putting raising them first.

not up and give them a single parent broken home to grow up in just cause your sex life has gone to pot.

a good marriage must have a much stronger foundation than just loving one another and just a good sex life
This is the strongest argument I’ve seen for turning gay.
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Feel you brother.....

I found out exactly the same problem about my wife yesterday.

Just when I thought we have no secret anymore after over 30 years of our marriage.

I think I can't trust women any more. (no homo)

I need a good divorce lawyer.
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Originally Posted By latverian41⏩
this is why i say if you are going to be married. make sure you are friends too. make sure you enjoy some of the same things, make sure you can have fun together out in the world and then if you have that you decide to get married to have kids and raise as family cause its a fact the excitment and sex appeal in the bedroom eventually fades and you are going to have to have other things to keep the marriage together like the both of you carrying about the kids happiness. and putting raising them first.

not up and give them a single parent broken home to grow up in just cause your sex life has gone to pot.

a good marriage must have a much stronger foundation than just loving one another and just a good sex life
time for a drink
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Hurry up and plug it with ur dik! Let her know that you will remain steadfast and vigilant with ur dik in her anoose like the boy with his finger in the dike so no more will come out....ever. she needs to learn this is unacceptable
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I think I married a man.
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Originally Posted By hendrixfreak70⏩
I think I married a man.
I really want to believe that your wife can't understand English like mine.

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