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post 1637708813 05-03-2021, 11:10 PM
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Do you lol @ Baldcels who still try

I do.

Theres nothing worse imo.

I was at a party on the weekend and this 28 year old Baldcel was there jestermaxxing AF, wearing like all designer brands, he was wearing a SPORTS JACKET at a pre drinks... obviously lifted. But nothing could change the fact he just could not pull off a bald head. He was NO Jason statham.

It was just awkward him trying to talk really loud and be center of attention and appear "Alpha" and then as soon as a couple of Chads quietly walk in all the females just stop listening to his jestermaxx routine mid sentence and walk off towards the Chads.

It's like I'm sorry bro but your tour is OVER, just careermaxx and you might be able to betabux a 5/10, just accept it and drop the clown routine, because, nobody is laughing.
post 1637708943 05-03-2021, 11:12 PM
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What's wrong with a sportsjacket?
A hit was sent, from the President, to raid your residence /
Because you had secret evidence, and documents /
On how they raped the continents, and it's the prominent /
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post 1637709083 05-03-2021, 11:15 PM
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nothing worse?

id rather be bald than have both my arms and legs blown off be blind and have no dick.

you know that tiny wet thing between your eyes

its for thinking

use it once in a while

stop muching down on left over smegma and think about what you say *******

im not bald btw lol
post 1637709153 05-03-2021, 11:17 PM
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yeh he should have just stayed at home by himself and shot up some heroin or some chit

that would have been alpha
post 1637709173 05-03-2021, 11:18 PM
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Riveting tale. No one wants to hear about your virgin rants.
Originally Posted By stayhomeneet⏩
I do.

Theres nothing worse imo.

I was at a party on the weekend and this 28 year old Baldcel was there jestermaxxing AF, wearing like all designer brands, he was wearing a SPORTS JACKET at a pre drinks... obviously lifted. But nothing could change the fact he just could not pull off a bald head. He was NO Jason statham.

It was just awkward him trying to talk really loud and be center of attention and appear "Alpha" and then as soon as a couple of Chads quietly walk in all the females just stop listening to his jestermaxx routine mid sentence and walk off towards the Chads.

It's like I'm sorry bro but your tour is OVER, just careermaxx and you might be able to betabux a 5/10, just accept it and drop the clown routine, because, nobody is laughing.
post 1637709263 05-03-2021, 11:19 PM
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This thread make me LOL because I believe OP's story did actually happen.
post 1637709983 05-03-2021, 11:37 PM
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baldcel checking in, decided to just play video games and rot, gave up on job, lifting, etc
See user title srs
post 1637710473 05-03-2021, 11:47 PM
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Bad attitude.

You're headed this way if you do not prepare for old age with humility.
post 1637710533 05-03-2021, 11:49 PM
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JFL at anyone thinking bald people are ****ed. If you're bald, tall and jacked, you'll slay lol. Women want masculine guys, and being bald is masculine af. If you're some weak soyboy and bald then yes it's over.
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post 1637710553 05-03-2021, 11:50 PM
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It’s why I got a hair transplant. I got a big melon head and shaved it once just to see how I would look bald and immediately took the Nope Train to FukThatVille.
post 1637710673 05-03-2021, 11:54 PM
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Not bald.

I prefer this to destroying my hormones. Some transplants look okay. I do not like many. Very unnatural shape.

The band I'm listening to has a lead singer everyone had a crush on. She married the only bald band member. Probably the strongest guy, as well
post 1637710733 05-03-2021, 11:55 PM
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Originally Posted By sword_⏩
What's wrong with a sportsjacket?
Nothing.

If you are at a yaught club.
post 1637711103 05-04-2021, 12:03 AM
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strong username to what you think the baldcel jestermaxxer should be doing with his life correlation
post 1637711263 05-04-2021, 12:07 AM
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post 1637711443 05-04-2021, 12:12 AM
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Originally Posted By dabbmw2002⏩
so from your story, you weren't one of the Chads. So basically you are as invisible as baldcels despite having hair.......lmao!

but yeah, it's over for baldcels
No, I have GF
post 1637711543 05-04-2021, 12:16 AM
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Originally Posted By dabbmw2002⏩
so from your story, you weren't one of the Chads. So basically you are as invisible as baldcels despite having hair.......lmao!

but yeah, it's over for baldcels
decimated
post 1637711673 05-04-2021, 12:20 AM
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OP, never make fun of baldcels lest you are ready to become one. The reaper hears all.

I'm NW2 and my body is ready for transplant when time comes.
Cope first, cope hard, no realtea
post 1637711803 05-04-2021, 12:23 AM
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Originally Posted By stayhomeneet⏩
Nothing.

If you are at ayaughtclub.
lol
A hit was sent, from the President, to raid your residence /
Because you had secret evidence, and documents /
On how they raped the continents, and it's the prominent /
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post 1637712013 05-04-2021, 12:30 AM
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Originally Posted By dabbmw2002⏩
so from your story, you weren't one of the Chads. So basically you are as invisible as baldcels despite having hair.......lmao!

but yeah, it's over for baldcels



Where is samsbolton? I think this might be a candidate for thread backfire of the year lol
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post 1637730523 05-04-2021, 08:28 AM
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OP do you usually check out men when you go to parties and then write about them when you get home?
post 1637730823 05-04-2021, 08:31 AM
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If you're going bald might as well just shave it off, or get a hair transplant.

There's nothing worst than trying to convince yourself you're not balding.

I've seen so many dudes at my gym who are balding so bad, yet they hold on to what little hair they have. I'm like dude just shave it, no one cares if you're bald (unless miscers)
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post 1637731113 05-04-2021, 08:35 AM
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Lmao you sound the insecure goofy ******* here

You probably weren't pulling chit at the party either ..otherwise you wouldn't be so fixated on some bald guy .
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