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Thread: Sloots are Gonna Sloot – Amish Edition

post 1637733473 05-04-2021, 09:11 AM
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Sloots are Gonna Sloot – Amish Edition



Cliffs-
-Amish Sloots want to go out, “experience the world”
-They tell their parents they are leaving to go live with their Grandma in Florida
-Their Parents tell them their Grandma is a sloot and people talk about her
-They tell them not to come back after slooting
-Being the sloots that they are, they leave anyways.
-Beta orbiter takes them to the airport, doesn’t even get a handjob from said sloots
-Dumb sloots don’t know how to use the door at the airport
-They walk around the airport in awe, the same expression they will be using when they see BBC for the first time.
-Sloots don't know you can’t buy a plane ticket without photo ID
-Sloots leave disappointed, but are determined to sloot another day
post 1637733723 05-04-2021, 09:14 AM
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Reality tv is staged and not real. smh at you op.
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post 1637733863 05-04-2021, 09:15 AM
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post 1637733963 05-04-2021, 09:17 AM
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sloots can't resist to slooting. it's in their genes
post 1637734393 05-04-2021, 09:24 AM
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They’ve probably already slooted it up with their brothers/dads/cousins/uncles

Incest/rape is rampant in the Amish community srs
post 1637734503 05-04-2021, 09:25 AM
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That's it, if the Amish can't be trusted than who can we trust these days?
post 1637736553 05-04-2021, 09:48 AM
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ded at making it to the airport and not having id
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post 1637736913 05-04-2021, 09:52 AM
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Originally Posted By ispy⏩
they're still making these amish shows? they've been proven time and time again that most people participating on these shows have already left their communities previously, and are playing dress up for tv.
thought everyone knew they were fake
post 1637737303 05-04-2021, 09:57 AM
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Originally Posted By backinthegymbro⏩
Reality tv is staged and not real. smh at you op.
You saying the driver's teeth are fake?
post 1637737323 05-04-2021, 09:57 AM
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post 1637738803 05-04-2021, 10:16 AM
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I believe the Harrison Ford film Witness has a hot Amish chick.
post 1637739523 05-04-2021, 10:26 AM
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How did they even make it that far in the airport without ID?
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post 1637740313 05-04-2021, 10:37 AM
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OP believes in Lebanon Levi and the Amish Mafia
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