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post 1637904263 05-06-2021, 09:21 AM
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What's In The Bag?

So have you written your passwords down somewhere miscers?

On a lighter note I went through my ex's closet last night sorting stuff into boxes by type of item [shirts, shoes, etc.]. My FIL had the closet doors open and had put a box and some other things on the bed. My MIL yesterday afternoon was talking about going through the clothes and such and my daughter said she wants a couple of her dad's shirts.

Found this bag on the floor of the closet. Quick peek inside...

May be work inappropriate-
Spoiler!

Yeah, it's a fleshlight. I didn't explore any further.


lol Glad it was me and not his mom or his daughter. Put it out of the closet. Probably will give it to the same friend that I've given the booze and weed to.

Briefly [not seriously] considered offering it to the FIL 'cause if his equipment is still working I can't imagine MIL helping him out with that.Since FIL took the ex's laptop I'm guessing he has a nice selection of porn history to view anyhow.



So do you miscers have a "burn man" to clear out any questionable possessions?
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post 1637904463 05-06-2021, 09:23 AM
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post 1637904913 05-06-2021, 09:28 AM
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ewwwwwww that was you substitute lol that thing wasn't even cleaned probably.
post 1637905013 05-06-2021, 09:29 AM
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lold what was your immediate reaction when you found it?
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post 1637905043 05-06-2021, 09:30 AM
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You should run a misc raffle and the winner gets the fleshlight
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Here you go, Op!

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I would have dropped that off at your ex mother in law's house.
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I really don't own anything I'd be super embarrassed for people to find out about. My mom caught me smoking grass enough throughout the years that I doubt my stash would shock her. I don't have any sex toys or anything like that and in the rare occasion I do watch pron I don't store it on my phone because I have very vanilla pron tastes and those videos are extremely easy to find
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I wouldn't offer that to anyone, do him a solid and just toss it. And if that's the only interesting thing you find, be grateful!
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I don't have anything embarrassing unless you count old diaries from the eighties.They are in in Finnish though so nobody will understand them anyway.
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Originally Posted By Cass40⏩
I don't have anything embarrassing unless you count old diaries from the eighties.They are in hieroglyphics though so nobody will understand them anyway.
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Originally Posted By Uhyeahokay⏩
Hehehe...#rekt
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Originally Posted By redraider86⏩
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Originally Posted By messomi⏩
ewwwwwww that was you substitute lol that thing wasn't even cleaned probably.
I didn't touch it.
Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
Damn, imagine the stuff people will find if some of you suddenly die


That's why I don't have anything weird
Originally Posted By DrugsToGetBig⏩
lold what was your immediate reaction when you found it?
Is that...um, yep, sure is. lol
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post 1637929403 05-06-2021, 02:39 PM
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What's a FIL and MIL?
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What happened to ex?
post 1637929673 05-06-2021, 02:42 PM
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Good job OP. This thread will be how miscers remember one of your ex husbands. The guy who fuked his flashlight.
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Wait so the fleshlight was your ex's?
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Originally Posted By TheBrentmeister⏩
You should run a misc raffle and the winner gets the fleshlight
Originally Posted By GordonXXX⏩
Donate it to a needy Miscer. Maybe have a random drawing.
Who would possibly want in on that though? Plus I would have to actually mail it.
Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
Anyone want my Suckmaster 2000?? Prolly should get rid of it now since getting vaccinated. Could croak any time. Buyer pays shipping and extra if you want me to clean the crustys from it.
Oh, maybe this guy?
Originally Posted By Cass40⏩
I don't have anything embarrassing unless you count old diaries from the eighties.They are in in Finnish though so nobody will understand them anyway.
Originally Posted By TBO1313⏩
I really don't own anything I'd be super embarrassed for people to find out about. My mom caught me smoking grass enough throughout the years that I doubt my stash would shock her. I don't have any sex toys or anything like that and in the rare occasion I do watch pron I don't store it on my phone because I have very vanilla pron tastes and those videos are extremely easy to find
Wouldn't say I've got nothing at all, but nothing really shocking.
Originally Posted By messomi⏩
I would have dropped that off at your ex mother in law's house.
But I'm nice. If I wanted to play like that I could have just had her "find" it.
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Originally Posted By Ephedra⏩
What's a FIL and MIL?
Father In Law
Mother In Law
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Originally Posted By DolphinPilot⏩
Good job OP. This thread will be how miscers remember one of your ex husbands. The guy who fuked his flashlight.
sloot logic strikes again...

"FIL" "MIL" stfu with your ghey-ass acronyms b1tch.
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Originally Posted By Ephedra⏩
What's a FIL and MIL?
Originally Posted By Mike750⏩
Father In Law
Mother In Law
^^^
This.
Originally Posted By YesIWFHuMad⏩
What happened to ex?
Heart attack while he was at his GF's house this weekend.
Originally Posted By DolphinPilot⏩
Good job OP. This thread will be how miscers remember one of your ex husbands. The guy who fuked his flashlight.
That is some aggressive auto correct.
Originally Posted By infinityplus1⏩
Wait so the fleshlight was your ex's?
Yes. Clearing out his house, packing up my daughter's things.
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Originally Posted By Glutebrahhh⏩
I wouldn't offer that to anyone, do him a solid and just toss it. And if that's the only interesting thing you find, be grateful!
When I handed over some other stuff to his buddy last night he warned me that there was something in the furnace room of the basement...it's in a carton, but don't freak out; didn't belong to your ex, someone else left it here.

I don't know what it was. Nothing odd there now, so I guess he went and picked it up last night when he was getting a box of booze out of the garage.

Found a few bottles of this though.



And some different underwear in his dresser presumably to better flatter his equipment.

Originally Posted By martoch⏩
Here you go, Op!

Hey this is quality free content. If I spent the time to make it a proper story I should charge.
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