wigs...

srs

When you are bored of your blonde bimbo have her wear a brunette wig or a red wig which will completely transform her.

You'll be surprised at the difference it can make.



Get her to do her make up differently as well.

and that is it.

and what about you?

Should you change the way you look for your wife or longterm girlfriend?

Well let me tell you what I do for my wife.....



































































I put on some fake tan and wear this muthaphucka..well one like it.

Do you add another 3" to your dick tho?

Read my sig

Also, am I right in saying that you are not really a trapper?

You are one of them gay dudes like the village people who dress up as a builder, cowboy, firefighter or in your case a trapper, right?

it's a gay thing, roleplaying right?

Or are you a real trapper?

You are right, we would never break up. I'd be slapping the fake tan on you and making you wear an afro wig and calling you Beyonce when you are 60.

and don't worry, I'd get the Brad Pitt latex mask for you

You would just need to get drunk and squint your eyes a bit though.

Aw fuk lol

Why can't I be both?

Wtf is this advice op

Of course it is.

All men in a longterm relationship should have a selection of wigs for his wife.

You need to stop that relationship from getting stale, son.

My wife and I have taken our roleplaying places where I could never have imagined.

In the beginning I thought I was edgy dressing as a fireman, then Batman...

a year later it was Robocop



then my wife went all out over lockdown when she was bored and turned our spare bedroom into Hogwarts.

Here I am stoned out of my noggin, dressed as Harry Potter in a fucing cape, pounding Professor Minerva McGonagall (my wife) from behind whilst spanking her ass with a wand.

When you can get to this stage in your relationship I think you have made it.

Real life sex in a longterm relationship is not like porn, because when your wife is laughing and saying "GIVE IT TO ME HARRY!!" as you pound her and you both blow your load whilst laughing and HNNNNNNing at the same time and then lie there afterwards in hysterics.... then everything in the world just makes sense.