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05-12-2021, 01:29 PM
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Pick 1-8: Pipeline Hackers Edition
The identity behind the Colonial Pipeline hackers has been uncovered. The ransomware group called Darkside has been exposed and you're sent in with unlimited resources to settle the score. You are judge, jury, and executioner. Pick 1-8 and then state your plan of action:
1.Spoiler!
Grrrrl Power
This all-female cyber gang is simultaneously attacking a critical gas line and the patriarchy. After you deal with them, you may have to swat their twitch admins who are rumored to have done most of the heavy lifting.
2.Spoiler!
The Chosen Hackers
Sometimes being one's greatest ally works in mysterious ways. Handle this one carefully or you might get cancelled.
3.Spoiler!
The Fallen Prince
Greetings from Nigeria. You've ignored his generous email offers for years but enough greedy and gullible boomers have funded him to the next level of cyber crime.
4.Spoiler!
From Russia with Love
Even a broken watch is right twice a day- the MSM called this one. Chadimir hacking our elections was an affront but playing with our gas flow was too much to bear.
5.Spoiler!
#StopAsianHate
Sure, our leadership and media is on their payroll but the CCP felt some more demoralization and crisis was in order.
6.Spoiler!
The Inside Job
It's all a psyop. The establishment is ushering in more draconian security measures to erode your privacy and sap your wealth. 1776 will commence again.
7.Spoiler!
Currycel Collective
You were asked to send bobs but you ignored me... for the last time. We get no ass but now you must send crypto or you get no gas.
8.Spoiler!
Hacker Chan
Who would have thought that it was somebody sitting on their bed that weighs 400 pounds. Be sure to kick in the correct mom's basement.
1.Spoiler!
Grrrrl Power
This all-female cyber gang is simultaneously attacking a critical gas line and the patriarchy. After you deal with them, you may have to swat their twitch admins who are rumored to have done most of the heavy lifting.
2.Spoiler!
The Chosen Hackers
Sometimes being one's greatest ally works in mysterious ways. Handle this one carefully or you might get cancelled.
3.Spoiler!
The Fallen Prince
Greetings from Nigeria. You've ignored his generous email offers for years but enough greedy and gullible boomers have funded him to the next level of cyber crime.
4.Spoiler!
From Russia with Love
Even a broken watch is right twice a day- the MSM called this one. Chadimir hacking our elections was an affront but playing with our gas flow was too much to bear.
5.Spoiler!
#StopAsianHate
Sure, our leadership and media is on their payroll but the CCP felt some more demoralization and crisis was in order.
6.Spoiler!
The Inside Job
It's all a psyop. The establishment is ushering in more draconian security measures to erode your privacy and sap your wealth. 1776 will commence again.
7.Spoiler!
Currycel Collective
You were asked to send bobs but you ignored me... for the last time. We get no ass but now you must send crypto or you get no gas.
8.Spoiler!
Hacker Chan
Who would have thought that it was somebody sitting on their bed that weighs 400 pounds. Be sure to kick in the correct mom's basement.
05-12-2021, 01:32 PM
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- criminal_manne
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- criminal_manne
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First of all, excellent thread well done
#5, nuke Beijing
#5, nuke Beijing
Browns/Indians/Cavs/Buckeyes
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05-12-2021, 01:37 PM
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- rocketfish
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- rocketfish
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**** i picked #1
This all-female cyber gang is simultaneously attacking a critical gas line and the patriarchy. After you deal with them, you may have to swat their twitch admins who are rumored to have done most of the heavy lifting.
I will come in strong with my team, and my team will be wearing the skimpiest outfits. once we get in we will bring bottles of alcohol, beer, etc to seduce these so called darksiders. my team of woman will devirginize them all as this hacker group drunk and got their first nut give up the pipeline for false promises of a future relationship with hot tub streamers*** Free Thinker Crew ***
*** Herbert The Future GOAT Crew ***
*** HTC ***
05-12-2021, 01:37 PM
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05-12-2021, 01:38 PM
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05-12-2021, 01:38 PM
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05-12-2021, 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted By criminal_manne⏩
Don't forget to name your nuke. Fat Man and Little Boy are spoken for.First of all, excellent thread well done
#5, nuke Beijing
#5, nuke Beijing
Originally Posted By rocketfish⏩
You will find many top-notch recruits for your team on the misc. Godspeed, patriot.**** i picked #1
I will come in strong with my team, and my team will be wearing the skimpiest outfits. once we get in we will bring bottles of alcohol, beer, etc to seduce these so called darksiders. my team of woman will devirginize them all as this hacker group drunk and got their first nut give up the pipeline for false promises of a future relationship with hot tub streamers
I will come in strong with my team, and my team will be wearing the skimpiest outfits. once we get in we will bring bottles of alcohol, beer, etc to seduce these so called darksiders. my team of woman will devirginize them all as this hacker group drunk and got their first nut give up the pipeline for false promises of a future relationship with hot tub streamers
Originally Posted By Legacyx⏩
He never could have accumulated enough GBPs on his own for such release. The CD of his deflowering will be safely locked away with Jeffrey Epstein's blackmail videos. The title will be "tendies x mommy milkers".8 - he is too powerful need to fuk his mom and record to have blackmail power over him
05-12-2021, 02:44 PM
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05-12-2021, 02:48 PM
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Picked 6
"It's all a psyop. The establishment is ushering in more draconian security measures to erode your privacy and sap your wealth. 1776 will commence again."
Well this what the democrats have established themselves with.
"It's all a psyop. The establishment is ushering in more draconian security measures to erode your privacy and sap your wealth. 1776 will commence again."
Well this what the democrats have established themselves with.
05-13-2021, 06:14 AM
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Originally Posted By Train57⏩
When I heard Edward might be involved, I presumed it was a publicity stunt for a book or lecture. After a quick search, my suspicions were confrimed:picked 4
snowden must have helped them
snowden must have helped them
Originally Posted By JayJ350⏩
The more things change, the more they stay the same.Picked 6
"It's all a psyop. The establishment is ushering in more draconian security measures to erode your privacy and sap your wealth. 1776 will commence again."
Well this what the democrats have established themselves with.
"It's all a psyop. The establishment is ushering in more draconian security measures to erode your privacy and sap your wealth. 1776 will commence again."
Well this what the democrats have established themselves with.
05-13-2021, 06:17 AM
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05-13-2021, 06:24 AM
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- JStrez
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Always pick 3 crew.
Good night sweet Nigerian Prince.
Good night sweet Nigerian Prince.
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05-13-2021, 06:33 AM
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- badbl00d
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- badbl00d
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AP4 crew might have it's benefits. Maybe he knows the Russian sl00ts in pic 1, and arrange a vodka and chill.
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No man is your enemy
Every man is your teacher
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