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post 1638448433 05-13-2021, 03:53 AM
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New Army recruitment ad...

...Featuring a lesbian wedding and gay parade.



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post 1638448533 05-13-2021, 03:59 AM
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How can we reach these keeeeedz.

Who are they trying to recruit with this?
post 1638448713 05-13-2021, 04:09 AM
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strong like:dislike ratio
post 1638449033 05-13-2021, 04:21 AM
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The comments are gold. Thx 4 the giggle OPie
post 1638449323 05-13-2021, 04:31 AM
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China loves it!!
post 1638449343 05-13-2021, 04:31 AM
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"the austrian painter was right"

"no wonder iran doesn't take burger military seriously"

"Until I am out of ammo or out of blood, I will fight to the death for trans rights in Mozambique. God bless the United States of Israel."

lmao these comments
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post 1638449563 05-13-2021, 04:39 AM
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I think America will soon fall from being the strongest nation once these new generation of woke *******s take over the military

Better start lubing up for Russia and China
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post 1638449603 05-13-2021, 04:42 AM
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CIA went full-potato with theirs, as well.
post 1638449713 05-13-2021, 04:46 AM
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People joining the military nowdays are doing it for the "military welfare"


Sick of seeing these *******s around here
post 1638449883 05-13-2021, 04:52 AM
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Imagine some kid from Ohio having to pick up the slack for these.
post 1638450703 05-13-2021, 05:15 AM
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Ridiculous. No way to foster a warrior mentality. Weimar republic here we are. Just a matter of time before extreme pushback. Can't wait.
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post 1638451593 05-13-2021, 05:35 AM
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lmfao. the us army has always been a pathetic clown show so at least this nonsense fits. couple more clowns added to that never-ending circus.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1638452873 05-13-2021, 06:00 AM
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the more incompetent the us govt is, the better it is for the rest of world.

the military needs to be defunded. it is nothing but a jobs program for failures and welfare queens.
post 1638453743 05-13-2021, 06:20 AM
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Imagine a low single digit % genetic abnormality getting so much attention and representation.

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post 1638453793 05-13-2021, 06:20 AM
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post 1638454123 05-13-2021, 06:27 AM
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I guess I'll need to learn Chinese.
post 1638456173 05-13-2021, 06:59 AM
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The comments are the best part of the video. They bring the lulz
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post 1638456393 05-13-2021, 07:03 AM
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Army:how will this help us recruit more soldiers

Ad company:recruit soldiers? Hand rubbing intensifies


Not a single white male was seen
Plant the trees in whose shade your grandchildren will play
post 1638456553 05-13-2021, 07:05 AM
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Scraping the barrel
Originally Posted By moosik85⏩
Ad company:recruit soldiers? Hand rubbing intensifies
post 1638457123 05-13-2021, 07:17 AM
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Do they ever think that attracting some people may dissuade others?

Surely pandering to special internets groups has to be a recruitment net negative.
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post 1638457183 05-13-2021, 07:18 AM
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"my wifes boyfriend was in the army"

comments are killing me lol
post 1638457543 05-13-2021, 07:26 AM
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Why should I be proud of this country anymore? Fraudulent election, tranny and homosex exposure at all time highs, obesity is healthy, 1 narrative across social media and the opposing view is banned just lol @ America
post 1638457773 05-13-2021, 07:30 AM
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Looks more like a Grand Theft Auto 6 trailer...

post 1638457793 05-13-2021, 07:30 AM
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Originally Posted By LethalGunz34⏩
CIA went full-potato with theirs, as well.
Huh I didn't know they also did the strong colored wymen thing ad, but their new logo from January this year is absolutely piss

Makes you wonder about the implications of removing the Eagle.


Mixed units suck. The combat performance is one thing, but infantry used to be one of the last remaining places where men could be men. I think service could cure depression in men, but if you have women in your unit the atmosphere degrades to this unhealthy middle school mentality. Oh lawd not to even mention what happens if you have openly gay people and trannies. Disgusting!
post 1638457823 05-13-2021, 07:31 AM
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We might as well just bend over and let every country fuk our ******* SRS. OH WAIT, WE ALREADY ARE
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post 1638458173 05-13-2021, 07:38 AM
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Originally Posted By TheJukeBoxx⏩
How can we reach these keeeeedz.

Who are they trying to recruit with this?
They're trying to recruit woke cultists. The former strategy of recruiting masculine patriots is untenable with the plans to cripple or abolish gun rights and bend over for the globohomo cabal. Radical leftist politicians need henchmen. This is as close as they can get to promoting their current brownshirts, antifa/black bloc/activated golums, to formal nationalized security.
Originally Posted By Griggz⏩
Why should I be proud of this country anymore? Fraudulent election, tranny and homosex exposure at all time highs, obesity is healthy, 1 narrative across social media and the opposing view is banned just lol @ America
"Why should I be proud of this country anymore?" means that you are succumbing to the psyop. This country is not the ruling class, the vocal twitter minority, or the tiny minority of mentally ill deviants being promoted by the media, academia, and politicians.
post 1638458233 05-13-2021, 07:39 AM
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Originally Posted By PermaNoob⏩
Mixed units suck.
They're a pain in the ass. BRB entire platoon is in one bay, except for the 10 females in the "female barracks" which might be downstairs, or down the street. Guess which 10 can't keep up on runs and can't lug their own gear the whole way.
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post 1638458273 05-13-2021, 07:40 AM
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5 out 5 honks.

At least we arent speaking German.
post 1638458403 05-13-2021, 07:41 AM
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Originally Posted By PermaNoob⏩
Huh I didn't know they also did the strong colored wymen thing ad, but their new logo from January this year is absolutely piss

Makes you wonder about the implications of removing the Eagle.


Mixed units suck. The combat performance is one thing, but infantry used to be one of the last remaining places where men could be men. I think service could cure depression in men, but if you have women in your unit the atmosphere degrades to this unhealthy middle school mentality. Oh lawd not to even mention what happens if you have openly gay people and trannies. Disgusting!
That new logo has strong magic eye vibes:

The more I stare at it, the more I love identity politics and the MIC.
post 1638458473 05-13-2021, 07:43 AM
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Originally Posted By stevebec⏩
They're a pain in the ass. BRB entire platoon is in one bay, except for the 10 females in the "female barracks" which might be downstairs, or down the street. Guess which 10 can't keep up on runs and can't lug their own gear the whole way.
I feel like female soldiers are also the kind to convince others to shirk off work whenever possible so commanders expect even less from the entire team.
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