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Thread: Alexander the great conquered the Persian empire at the age of 20. What's your excuse

post 1638452393 05-13-2021, 05:51 AM
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Alexander the great conquered the Persian empire at the age of 20. What's your excuse

"He succeeded his father King Philip II to the throne at the age of 20, and spent most of his ruling years conducting a lengthy military campaign throughout Western Asia and Northeastern Africa. By the age of thirty, he had created one of the largest empires in history, stretching from Greece to northwestern India."
Brb father tells you to get an empire big enough for your ambition so he goes and conquers from Greece to India.
When Alexander was ten years old, a trader from Thessaly brought Philip a horse, which he offered to sell for thirteen talents. The horse refused to be mounted, and Philip ordered it away. Alexander, however, detecting the horse's fear of its own shadow, asked to tame the horse, which he eventually managed. Plutarch stated that Philip, overjoyed at this display of courage and ambition, kissed his son tearfully, declaring:"My boy, you must find a kingdom big enough for your ambitions. Macedon is too small for you",and bought the horse for him. Alexander named it Bucephalas, meaning "ox-head". Bucephalas carried Alexander as far as India. When the animal died (because of old age, according to Plutarch, at age thirty), Alexander named a city after him, Bucephala.
The guy was undefeated and got so bored he checked out of life at age 32
Fck u james
post 1638453013 05-13-2021, 06:02 AM
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My dad never handed me the keys to an army.
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post 1638453343 05-13-2021, 06:11 AM
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he also liked sucking cawk .........what's your excuse?
post 1638453523 05-13-2021, 06:16 AM
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Was he natty tho
post 1638454243 05-13-2021, 06:29 AM
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Originally Posted By Kev1972⏩
My dad never handed me the keys to an army.
post 1638454323 05-13-2021, 06:31 AM
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My dad is not a king and those areas that he conquered (mostly) not ruled by pathetic little tribes anymore
post 1638454363 05-13-2021, 06:33 AM
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post 1638454403 05-13-2021, 06:34 AM
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Originally Posted By Kev1972⏩
My dad never handed me the keys to an army.
This.

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post 1638454623 05-13-2021, 06:37 AM
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I was too busy getting ****faced in college.
post 1638454843 05-13-2021, 06:40 AM
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post 1638455403 05-13-2021, 06:46 AM
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Father didn't give me a kingdom with an army of alphas to command
post 1638456123 05-13-2021, 06:59 AM
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Originally Posted By Kev1972⏩
My dad never handed me the keys to an army.
Yea he did I know who your daddy is and what he do
post 1638458583 05-13-2021, 07:44 AM
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My dad never handed me his greatest general, Parmenion
post 1638458693 05-13-2021, 07:48 AM
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I am to busy raiding a bunker in Call of Duty.
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Originally Posted By Kev1972⏩
My dad never handed me the keys to an army.
and if he did u wouldve had your name chisled in history right for mastering warefare right?
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This Auschwitz twink is a hypothetical billionaire, what's your excuse?
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post 1638460843 05-13-2021, 08:19 AM
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Originally Posted By AncientYouth⏩
he also liked sucking cawk .........what's your excuse?
can't get bogged down by women if you're trying to conquer the world
post 1638462353 05-13-2021, 08:39 AM
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I dared to be different and decided not to conquer an empire.
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Because I'm not a psychopathic maniac?
Trust me, I am a pharmacist.
post 1638462913 05-13-2021, 08:49 AM
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post 1638463813 05-13-2021, 09:03 AM
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You cant do things like that anymore. Read ted kazinski or bronze aged mindset. Now you have to make shekels, thats all you can do
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Originally Posted By AncientYouth⏩
he also liked sucking cawk .........what's your excuse?
strong username to post content ratio
Nah, fukk that. I’m not doing that.
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Originally Posted By davik⏩
You cant do things like that anymore. Read ted kazinski or bronze aged mindset. Now you have to make shekels, thats all you can do
free dr Kaczynski

they also hated jesus cuz he told told the truth
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