Right now, brahs, women across America are taking their birth control pill. Then they happily go off to pee and mixed in with that sweet sweet lady lemonade is a hefty artificial dose of estrogen.

It leaches into the groundwater supply, and spreads silently through our water purification systems into the taps, coolers, and glasses out of which we all drink.

No wonder men are more beta and asexual than ever. Miscers imbibe the female sex hormone daily and wonder why they’re not the alpha Chads they dreamt of being.


BRB the pill also caused the expectation of a dual income and perpetuated corporate rat race culture

BRB it also separates sex from committed relationships and lets men plow women with impunity, never forming any real bond

straight facts brah

Bro are you telling me tap water is recycled piss water??

Say it ain't so bruh

Of course piss ends up back in the drinking supply.

And the estrogen in women’s piss apparently doesn’t break down naturally. There are entire populations of fish that are turning queer. This article from years back acknowledges that.

https://www.scientificamerican.com/a...-water-supply/