Relationship threads that make you chuckle (post urs)

My submission

Title: About to cheat on my wife with a 2nd girl

Cliffs:
-OP in doomed marriage
-OP ****s hot personal training client
-OP is about to **** another client but feels bad (for first client not wife)
-OP states intent to divorce
-Veteran forensic accountant posts essay containing legit ways to evade asset transfer
-Still waiting for pics

Title: Got Caught Cheating..

Cliffs:
-OP's girl gets tattoo that he initially approves of
-OP doesnt end up liking it
-OP cheats
-OP says its not his fault/ relationships are hard
-net reps