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05-19-2021, 09:28 PM
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- InVentive44
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- InVentive44
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Did you know?!?!?!
An elephants dick is 60lbs and 5 feet long when erect?
Fark I stand at 5’4 and my peen is a mere 6 inch
Fark I stand at 5’4 and my peen is a mere 6 inch
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05-19-2021, 09:29 PM
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05-19-2021, 09:31 PM
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- Masterbetaaa
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5 foot trunk between the legs. BGC crew
05-19-2021, 09:37 PM
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- NealIRC
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Don't compare your penis to that of an elephants. Compare yourself to women. Compare if you can attract women as good as women can attract men.
Never send a Christian lawyer to go after a Jewish judge.
Women explained: http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=153559281
Added 2024: I am the forum incel. Feel free to msg me about my incel life or about Chicago's crime / liberal government.
05-19-2021, 09:40 PM
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Not wanting to disappoint his date in the bedroom, InVentive44 goes to the doctor to get his penis enlarged.
The doctor says, "we happen to have a new experimental procedure that uses muscle cells from an elephant trunk that should do the trick." To which he accepts.
Later on, InVentive44 and his date are having dinner. He is in love with her, but is experiencing an increasingly uncomfortable pressure in his trousers. In an attempt to relieve the pain, he slowly undoes his fly.
Immediately, his penis lunges out onto the table, grabs a bread roll and vanishes back under the table.
His date, unsurprisingly shocked, slowly smiles and says, "could you do that again?"
InVentive44, his eyes watering slightly, replies "probably, but I don't think I can fit another roll in my arse."
The doctor says, "we happen to have a new experimental procedure that uses muscle cells from an elephant trunk that should do the trick." To which he accepts.
Later on, InVentive44 and his date are having dinner. He is in love with her, but is experiencing an increasingly uncomfortable pressure in his trousers. In an attempt to relieve the pain, he slowly undoes his fly.
Immediately, his penis lunges out onto the table, grabs a bread roll and vanishes back under the table.
His date, unsurprisingly shocked, slowly smiles and says, "could you do that again?"
InVentive44, his eyes watering slightly, replies "probably, but I don't think I can fit another roll in my arse."
Damn
05-19-2021, 09:43 PM
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- blissful88
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Only a miscer would feel insecure about elephants
*Tolerance is the lube that slides the dildo of dysfunction into the ass of civilized society*
*We didn't deserve snailsrus*
As always: not medical advice but medical opinion crew
01-28-2023, 05:01 PM
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Lol
01-28-2023, 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted By Jandels⏩
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Jandels again.Not wanting to disappoint his date in the bedroom, InVentive44 goes to the doctor to get his penis enlarged.
The doctor says, "we happen to have a new experimental procedure that uses muscle cells from an elephant trunk that should do the trick." To which he accepts.
Later on, InVentive44 and his date are having dinner. He is in love with her, but is experiencing an increasingly uncomfortable pressure in his trousers. In an attempt to relieve the pain, he slowly undoes his fly.
Immediately, his penis lunges out onto the table, grabs a bread roll and vanishes back under the table.
His date, unsurprisingly shocked, slowly smiles and says, "could you do that again?"
InVentive44, his eyes watering slightly, replies "probably, but I don't think I can fit another roll in my arse."
The doctor says, "we happen to have a new experimental procedure that uses muscle cells from an elephant trunk that should do the trick." To which he accepts.
Later on, InVentive44 and his date are having dinner. He is in love with her, but is experiencing an increasingly uncomfortable pressure in his trousers. In an attempt to relieve the pain, he slowly undoes his fly.
Immediately, his penis lunges out onto the table, grabs a bread roll and vanishes back under the table.
His date, unsurprisingly shocked, slowly smiles and says, "could you do that again?"
InVentive44, his eyes watering slightly, replies "probably, but I don't think I can fit another roll in my arse."
01-28-2023, 05:15 PM
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Elephants are known to be THE most hung animals in Hollywood, possibly the biggest in the world.
Their cocks has been described as "5 foot trunk between the legs. BGC crew", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating their size to be at least "60lbs and 5 feet long". An elephant would have absolutely destroyed portman's pussy.
they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with the elephant barely able to force it past the knob, and portman moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on the elephants throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria...
i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it
Their cocks has been described as "5 foot trunk between the legs. BGC crew", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating their size to be at least "60lbs and 5 feet long". An elephant would have absolutely destroyed portman's pussy.
they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with the elephant barely able to force it past the knob, and portman moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on the elephants throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria...
i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it
01-28-2023, 05:17 PM
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- Redfish225
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Originally Posted By Jandels⏩
LMAO ReppedNot wanting to disappoint his date in the bedroom, InVentive44 goes to the doctor to get his penis enlarged.
The doctor says, "we happen to have a new experimental procedure that uses muscle cells from an elephant trunk that should do the trick." To which he accepts.
Later on, InVentive44 and his date are having dinner. He is in love with her, but is experiencing an increasingly uncomfortable pressure in his trousers. In an attempt to relieve the pain, he slowly undoes his fly.
Immediately, his penis lunges out onto the table, grabs a bread roll and vanishes back under the table.
His date, unsurprisingly shocked, slowly smiles and says, "could you do that again?"
InVentive44, his eyes watering slightly, replies "probably, but I don't think I can fit another roll in my arse."
The doctor says, "we happen to have a new experimental procedure that uses muscle cells from an elephant trunk that should do the trick." To which he accepts.
Later on, InVentive44 and his date are having dinner. He is in love with her, but is experiencing an increasingly uncomfortable pressure in his trousers. In an attempt to relieve the pain, he slowly undoes his fly.
Immediately, his penis lunges out onto the table, grabs a bread roll and vanishes back under the table.
His date, unsurprisingly shocked, slowly smiles and says, "could you do that again?"
InVentive44, his eyes watering slightly, replies "probably, but I don't think I can fit another roll in my arse."
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