I have all my vet friends over today, I never thought she would do this much less with everyone here. I sat down to watch some youtube vids with the boys and she came over after helping clean up. She sits away from me which I thought was odd, but she makes a direct move to grab the fart pillow. I thought this was odd, because I never really said it was okay for her to use, what use should she have for it??? She sits on the recliner side of the couch by herself on the pillow. I KNOW what she was doing. Just fukking staring blankly with this face :/ .

I screamed at her in complete surprise, "Kara you fukking cupper" just as my viet vet 2nd uncle came in from the grill/pool. Something triggered with him and he started screaming "agent orange! agent orange!" and grabbed the water hose next to the pool, just started spraying everyone. I have some old RANGER buddies here from Iraq...I have nothing to do with frontline engagement, but these guys went in to reflex mode. Next thing I know I'm getting pasted by scorpion pepper hot sauce from the guy taking point while my uncle redirects towards me.

I don't know what the rest of their improvisation would have entailed if it weren't for Kara yelling omg wtf is your problem? at all of us. I replied promptly, " You use the FART PILLOW withoutMYpermission, in front of everyone!?"

Silence from everyone. I heard my neighbor choking over the fence.

She stuttered, " fart......pillow?"

I said yeah, I know what you were doing!

random voice , " you have a fart pillow?"

"She was using the fart pillow!"

Kara just runs out crying. My uncle yells friendlies friendlies.

My friends are still over but I think they're still shaken. They were really triggered by the violence. I can't believe Kara would just sit down as she pleased like a stray dog just pissing on a sidewalk.

Should I go NC?

Pics of Kara?