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post 1640287073 06-06-2021, 02:03 PM
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Matches on Tinder don't really mean much (srs) (pics)

In response to zhengterry's thread about him not getting matches after a boost I wanted to give some perspective to miscers who were down about it.

I myself have 297 matches because I get a free boost each month but it doesn't mean chit. Majority of the girls don't respond or will talk for abit, agree to meet up but will end up flaking.

As you can see I'm average at best and don't really have any good features apart from a slightly above average physique and nice teeth but that's about it tbh.

Out of those hundreds of matches I've only managed to meet 6 girls from online dating and only got two into bed.


Pics of my profile:



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Pics of the girls 2 sloots I got into bed. The first one I smashed after going straight to her house.


The 2nd girl I met for a few drinks, made out and went back to her place, fell asleep in the same bed yet didn't smash. still pissed off with myself about it to this day lol.


It's been a while since I last had free sex tbh, online dating is too much hassle I'd rather whoremaxx instead and bang 9/10 Latinas with no effort.



First girl:











2nd girl:

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post 1640287133 06-06-2021, 02:04 PM
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post 1640287373 06-06-2021, 02:11 PM
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OP is right. Tinder sloots will match, but then after that you have to worry about...

-Messaging first and carrying the conversation unless you're in the top 10%
-Dead replies or none at all
-Flakes
post 1640287703 06-06-2021, 02:16 PM
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post 1640288513 06-06-2021, 02:26 PM
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Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩
OP is right. Tinder sloots will match, but then after that you have to worry about...

-Messaging first and carrying the conversation unless you're in the top 10%
-Dead replies or non at all
-Flakes
Yup, I do get 4/10s messaging me first all the time but with the decent looking girls I gotta put in loads of effort.

Not worth the hassle would rather shag escorts tbh.
post 1640288593 06-06-2021, 02:28 PM
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet⏩
Yup, I do get 4/10s messaging me first all the time but with the decent looking girls I gotta put in loads of effort.

Not worth the hassle would rather shag escorts tbh.
Must be nice lol. Even the 4/10's treat me like shyt.
post 1640289113 06-06-2021, 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted By Anachron⏩
"Revenue protection officer"

Just fukin LOL
Oh look smiley brah is back. Atleast I always deliver and keep it real, where are your credentials *******?

Also I work in in the railway industry, it's a decent career in the UK which has loads of big opportunities for progression and big bank.
post 1640289193 06-06-2021, 02:38 PM
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Originally Posted By Anachron⏩
"Revenue protection officer"

Just fukin LOL
Wait, isn't that just euphemism for a security guard?
post 1640289303 06-06-2021, 02:40 PM
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When I was single had over 1k Hinge matches (lol at using tinder), and I am pretty selective too



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post 1640289363 06-06-2021, 02:41 PM
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Originally Posted By stevemckenna⏩
Wait, isn't that just euphemism for a security guard?
Originally Posted By Anachron⏩
"Revenue Protection Officer"

Kind of like Custodial Engineer, just fukin LOL.

Bet it gets their panties wet.



Yup.
I'm not a security guard anymore, used to be but left that job ages ago.
post 1640289473 06-06-2021, 02:42 PM
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No wonder you don’t get any girls on Tinder.

Your profile says “straight man” but everything about it screams gay.
Bad pics. Bad bio. Bad hair. Bad outfits. Poor/low ambition vibes. Tradie jacket. Dumb job title.
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post 1640289703 06-06-2021, 02:45 PM
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Yea ive been using tinder only recently, had to play catch up for my twenties.

So far ive been just treating matches to nights out and been successul. Had a date where we spent the whole day in the mountains and even went cave exploring.

Also had a girl play with my dick with my underwear on.
post 1640289763 06-06-2021, 02:45 PM
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet⏩
I'm not a security guard anymore, used to be but left that job ages ago.
There's nothing wrong with being a security guard. We're just poking jabs at your insecurities - which I admit is a little harsh but it's quite predictable on the Misc.
post 1640289813 06-06-2021, 02:46 PM
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Originally Posted By ShakeBrah⏩
No wonder you don’t get any girls on Tinder.

Your profile says “straight man” but everything about it screams gay.
Bad pics. Bad bio. Bad hair. Bad outfits. Poor/low ambition vibes. Tradie jacket. Dumb job title.
It's got fuk all do with any of that, what's wrong with my outfits and hair? Many young guys dress like this on nights out where I live. Like I said I've met up and banged girls off Tinder so it's not like I'm a hopeless incel.

It's just a big numbers game with lots of competition, thats the point of this thread.
post 1640289953 06-06-2021, 02:48 PM
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Tinders only good if your travelling, when I was in Australia it was so easy hooking up on it. Sent a few messages and would meet that same night or day after.

Girls here think it's just a hook up app so if you ever want to meet up with one you have to go through the whole charade of trying to convince them that your not into that
post 1640290013 06-06-2021, 02:49 PM
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post 1640290103 06-06-2021, 02:50 PM
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet⏩
It's got fuk all do with any of that, what's wrong with my outfits and hair? Many guys dress like this on nights out where I live. Like I said I've met up and banged girls off Tinder so it's not like I'm a hopeless incel.

It's just a big numbers game with lots of competition, thats the point of this thread.
Out of thosehundreds of matchesI've only manged tomeet 6 girlsfrom online dating andonly got twointo bed.
Idk, I'd probably LDAR if I was this unsuccessful and oblivious to my own shortcomings.

On top of the chit I listed before, you have 8 pictures for some reason when all but 1 seem like they convey the same message.
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post 1640290253 06-06-2021, 02:51 PM
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Dealbreaker for me with escorts is that they're not someone who actually wants to have sex with me. Huge turn off. Can you ever really drive an escort crazy in bed? Or will she be figuring out her shopping list while you're taking her to pound town?
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post 1640290273 06-06-2021, 02:52 PM
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Recommendation: get rid of all pics except 2 and 5.

I think you'll see matches increase and maybe fewer flakes
post 1640290313 06-06-2021, 02:52 PM
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dam you could invest in yourself

instead of banging escorts

maybe developing socialskills/pua
post 1640290363 06-06-2021, 02:53 PM
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Why you hunched over in all your pics? Makes you looker even shorter
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Originally Posted By soberchuck⏩
Recommendation: get rid of all pics except 2 and 5.

I think you'll see matches increase and maybe fewer flakes
I'd recommend dropping 2, 4, 5, and 6. Redundant as fuk.
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post 1640290533 06-06-2021, 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted By ShakeBrah⏩
I'd recommend dropping 2, 4, 5, and 6. Redundant as fuk.
There's def too many but 2 and 5 are good because he can do that dark brooding shtick while still showing physique.

The profile overall is way too smiley
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Originally Posted By carcano69⏩
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Originally Posted By soberchuck⏩
Recommendation: get rid of all pics except 2 and 5.

I think you'll see matches increase and maybe fewer flakes
Probably this. The dorky smiles/facial expressions he has in most of those other pics aren't doing him any favors imo (although he's doing a duckface in pic 5 as well).
post 1640291543 06-06-2021, 03:09 PM
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Originally Posted By Lollaff⏩
Dealbreaker for me with escorts is that they're not someone who actually wants to have sex with me. Huge turn off. Can you ever really drive an escort crazy in bed? Or will she be figuring out her shopping list while you're taking her to pound town?
Depends, some of the best sex I've ever had has been with escorts, legit top tier pornstar type service whilst others just try to rush you out asap.

I always check reviews before I see escorts now so I know who's worth a shag and who's a waste of time/money. Rarely get bad service anymore.
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OP, you are better than "average" looking by a fair amount. But your profile pic game is WEAK. Not saying this to be a crass azzhole, but your profile looks like it was made for Grindr. If I didn't read the thread and know this is about you talking with chicks on tinder, I'd assume homo, srs.


Get rid of the huge grin, the duck faces, and the polo shirts, at least for the profile pics. Also, no pictures from bed. Save those for PMs with chicks.

Also, when you take a selfie, try to look at the lens, not at yourself on the phone.


Originally Posted By Lollaff⏩
Dealbreaker for me with escorts is that they're not someone who actually wants to have sex with me. Huge turn off. Can you ever really drive an escort crazy in bed? Or will she be figuring out her shopping list while you're taking her to pound town?
Dealbreaker? that's the entire point!
Who the fuk cares if they want it. They are literally there to be a sex doll.


I'm not trying to fuking date them, and if they cum, I should get a fuking discount.
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Originally Posted By Anachron⏩
I would keep the hi-vis vest pic. Drives home the point of going nowhere in life.
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Originally Posted By Tanerian⏩
Dealbreaker? that's the entire point!
Who the fuk cares if they want it. They are literally there to be a sex doll.


I'm not trying to fuking date them, and if they cum, I should get a fuking discount.
Lmao
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