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Thread: What's the last 'f*ck yo couch n*gga' thing that you've done?

post 1640907333 06-15-2021, 04:53 AM
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What's the last 'f*ck yo couch n*gga' thing that you've done?

For me personally it was the other day at the gym when i was holding the barbell in the squat-rack and then as i'm holding it i just felt like being super naughty, so i throw it on the ground and slam the weight loud, distracting everybody around me.

Then i felt happy and satisfied for about 30-40 minutes.

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post 1640907373 06-15-2021, 04:56 AM
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I'm Spiritmaxxxed, so I don't engage in such petty and childish behavior and then proceed to create threads about it on the internet.
post 1640907383 06-15-2021, 04:56 AM
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Originally Posted By Polaris⏩
I'm Spiritmaxxxed, so I don't engage in such petty and childish behavior and then proceed to create threads about it on the internet.
Keep hating coz you aint got steez like i do son

the swag be straight drippin off of me

what you doin there lookin dorky af
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post 1640907393 06-15-2021, 04:56 AM
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this: NEGGED, OP. Fuk yo couch.
























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post 1640915363 06-15-2021, 08:23 AM
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Back in 2016 I got roaring drunk at a house party and made a total ass of myself. I don’t remember any of these events but apparently

-Fell into the pool and had to be rescued before drowning
-Told some dude that his wife was hot but his kids were ugly
-Announced to the whole party that I was going to go home and impregnate my then girlfriend. She didn’t like that too much.
-Vomited on and in said girlfriends car while being escorted home.

Yeah I don’t drink anymore.
post 1640916013 06-15-2021, 08:36 AM
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Originally Posted By EasternHammer⏩
Back in 2016 I got roaring drunk at a house party and made a total ass of myself. I don’t remember any of these events but apparently

-Fell into the pool and had to be rescued before drowning
-Told some dude that his wife was hot but his kids were ugly
-Announced to the whole party that I was going to go home and impregnate my then girlfriend. She didn’t like that too much.
-Vomited on and in said girlfriends car while being escorted home.

Yeah I don’t drink anymore.
mirin srs, repped

edit: on spread
You guys, I'm seriously
post 1640918123 06-15-2021, 09:08 AM
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Wanted to go in on crsr over the weekend cuz it was set to be next wsb pump n dump

They pumped it 30% in premarket so I said **** that, and watched them dump after 10minutes on all the bag holders who went in on market open.


So I bought 300 more GME cuz it pissed me off
post 1640918313 06-15-2021, 09:10 AM
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Dropping weights made you happy and satisfied for 40 minutes? Wooo Op slow down...I don't know if one man can handle so much suspense.
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post 1640918783 06-15-2021, 09:17 AM
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Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
Dropping weights made you happy and satisfied for 40 minutes? Wooo Op slow down...I don't know if one man can handle so much suspense.
There was a guy at my gym pre covid. Dude is probably in his late thirties. Not quite DYEL but not in great shape. His entire routine consisted of using absurdly light weights for his size and slamming them, then looking around to see if anyone wanted to check him. Always blew my mind. One time he was doing curls with just the bar in the squat rack, slams the bar then starts strutting around the place trying to make eye contact with people. Very bizarre.

To the OP, I've never done anything like that but I was at a party in high school. Guy who threw the party at his parents house was one of those kids from a wealthy family that people only hung out with because of said parties. My buddy starts smoking a cigarette in his living room. Guy comes over to tell him to take it outside. Buddy proceeds to put his face to the couch cushion and blow the smoke into the couch. Such a dick move but I lold really hard.
post 1640949983 06-15-2021, 04:09 PM
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Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
Dropping weights made you happy and satisfied for 40 minutes? Wooo Op slow down...I don't know if one man can handle so much suspense.
haters gonna hate
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