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Thread: I am a drunk loose cannon right now. Almost willing to text any girl I know anything

post 1641155303 06-18-2021, 12:52 PM
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I am a drunk loose cannon right now. Almost willing to text any girl I know anything

Please stop me.
post 1641155823 06-18-2021, 01:00 PM
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Originally Posted By FingerNailsBrah⏩
Please stop me.
What do you have to lose? If you can’t say whatever you want to a woman who’s on your contact list (sans mother/sister/etc) then you’re doing it wrong
post 1641155963 06-18-2021, 01:01 PM
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Ask them all to send pics of bobs and vagene. Post replies. Do it for the Misc boyo.
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post 1641155983 06-18-2021, 01:02 PM
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pics *******
post 1641156023 06-18-2021, 01:02 PM
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post 1641156113 06-18-2021, 01:04 PM
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Texting a girl "I know anything" sounds kinda weird.

Text a girl "I know everything" for better results.
Virtue is its own reward.
post 1641156273 06-18-2021, 01:06 PM
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post 1641156333 06-18-2021, 01:06 PM
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Originally Posted By FingerNailsBrah⏩
Please stop me.
Son, It's barley noon GET a grip SRS.
- Keep the misc great again

- Watch my poo flush while holding the plunger to make sure I don't flood the bathroom crew.

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post 1641156633 06-18-2021, 01:11 PM
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It's in the Lord's hands now
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post 1641156653 06-18-2021, 01:11 PM
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weak attention whore
post 1641156923 06-18-2021, 01:15 PM
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Time to ask for bunghole pics
libs gonna lib
post 1641157083 06-18-2021, 01:18 PM
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How did it come to this?
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post 1641157163 06-18-2021, 01:19 PM
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Originally Posted By ZeroPercentTip⏩
pics *******
post 1641158043 06-18-2021, 01:33 PM
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ask if they like daggers
post 1641159943 06-18-2021, 01:56 PM
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Originally Posted By GayCumLord⏩
ask if they like daggers
all of them at once or just a few?
post 1641160293 06-18-2021, 02:00 PM
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post 1641160473 06-18-2021, 02:03 PM
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In on eventual disappointing thread.
post 1641160573 06-18-2021, 02:05 PM
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People who drink a lot of alcohol are low IQ.
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post 1641160663 06-18-2021, 02:07 PM
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post 1641160683 06-18-2021, 02:07 PM
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Retired...no smartphone....no neighbors......just holes...
post 1641160883 06-18-2021, 02:09 PM
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Thought you had a girlfriend with a little chihuahua dog? What happened?
"Stop sitting back saying yeah man, I wanna be this, I wanna be that, grab your phucking nuts and be it" -Greg Plitt

Can't edit avi, mod tried to help but he couldn't figure it out either
post 1641160943 06-18-2021, 02:11 PM
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i bet you're sooo drunk you can't type out your social and your mothers maiden name here
post 1641161553 06-18-2021, 02:23 PM
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Originally Posted By Droopdx⏩
Thought you had a girlfriend with a little chihuahua dog? What happened?
Broke up with her. Still got the dog. Sorta got a new gf
post 1641161913 06-18-2021, 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted By FingerNailsBrah⏩
Broke up with her. Still got the dog. Sorta got a new gf
Respect brotha
"Stop sitting back saying yeah man, I wanna be this, I wanna be that, grab your phucking nuts and be it" -Greg Plitt

Can't edit avi, mod tried to help but he couldn't figure it out either
post 1641162093 06-18-2021, 02:31 PM
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Originally Posted By FingerNailsBrah⏩
Sorta got a new wife
fixed
post 1641162523 06-18-2021, 02:38 PM
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I luv you bb
post 1641162723 06-18-2021, 02:42 PM
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Text one this brah:

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a dream for people like you. If you let this booty call go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you reply, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will bang you.
Smooth Seas don't make Strong Sailors. Keep your head up.

MrWhiskey24 for jolly cooperation (PS)
post 1641162993 06-18-2021, 02:48 PM
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Type this, BOOM here comes my d1xk
post 1641163063 06-18-2021, 02:48 PM
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I want to marry this girl so bad rn

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdkL3g47/

God kill me
post 1641163633 06-18-2021, 02:58 PM
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Originally Posted By Donny2Yucky⏩
OP ur already drinking this early?
Yes

Help me fall out of love with her

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMdkNHBuc/

I’m addicted
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