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post 1641366393 06-21-2021, 08:59 PM
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former MLB player's wife fukks their pastor LOL

https://www.foxnews.com/sports/ben-z...-former-pastor

sloot gonna sloot

Pic of sloot and pastor



https://nypost.com/2021/06/21/ben-zo...-wife-lawsuit/
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post 1641366583 06-21-2021, 09:03 PM
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That pastor looks like he would be into some insanely freaky domination schit.
post 1641366633 06-21-2021, 09:04 PM
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Fake pastor

Wrong age and gender.
post 1641366653 06-21-2021, 09:05 PM
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Originally Posted By BLOATMOGGER
That pastor looks like he would be into some insanely freaky domination schit.
He looks like a satanist. She looks like a turbo sloot. He looks like a cuck.

Everything checks out
post 1641366703 06-21-2021, 09:06 PM
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Didn’t zobrist have to get Tommy John surgery despite being a utility player? Probably wrecked his elbow unclogging the toilet after that transparent cake face ratchet trash stumbled home from 2am “mass” and dropped a churro shaped keister beast that had that pastor’s wedding ring embedded in it
post 1641366873 06-21-2021, 09:09 PM
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He put a little jesus in her.

Buddy of mine at work went though the same thing. Fuk religion-cels.
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post 1641366963 06-21-2021, 09:11 PM
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She was knee-deep in prayer with the pastor. I'm glad she found her calling.


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post 1641366993 06-21-2021, 09:12 PM
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Originally Posted By SmashinYoungVag
He looks like a satanist. She looks like a turbo sloot. He looks like a cuck.

Everything checks out
Dude literally has the classic, gaping cuck mouth you see in all those photos.
The closer we approach the uncertainty of life's ending the more we wish to trade all of the things we have acquired in exchange for all of the things we have lost: wealth for youth, knowledge for fresh curiosity, resignation for hope. We'd trade our wisdom for new experiences, but it is wisdom that will teach us that at the end of the road the only new experience is death.
post 1641367093 06-21-2021, 09:14 PM
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Pastor has demon eyes.
post 1641367203 06-21-2021, 09:16 PM
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post 1641367903 06-21-2021, 09:30 PM
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Originally Posted By MyGhettoFantasy
Dude literally has the classic, gaping cuck mouth you see in all those photos.
Lol that was my first thought. And the pastor looks like a textbook bad boy pastor if there is such a thing.
post 1641368093 06-21-2021, 09:32 PM
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Absolutely brutal. This is what happens when sloots having affairs is normalized and even encouraged. Not even a famous, champion ballplayer can have loyalty.
post 1641368493 06-21-2021, 09:41 PM
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"Mr. Yawn often capitalized on the Plaintiff’s celebrity,” the lawsuit stated, “asking him to sign autographs for his mother-in-law; requesting tickets to baseball games; hosting ‘Guys Night Out’ for the church at Mr. Zobrist’s home"

Savagery.
post 1641368623 06-21-2021, 09:43 PM
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Confessing her sins in real time.

"Forgive me father, for I have sinned. Oh God oh God oh God"
Leaves a space between posting multiple links/pics so people on mobile don't click the same link twice crew
post 1641369003 06-21-2021, 09:52 PM
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Saw this story on PrawnHub.........she went into confession and the Pastor had a gloryhole in the booth......
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post 1641369213 06-21-2021, 09:57 PM
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post 1641369383 06-21-2021, 10:01 PM
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Originally Posted By BLOATMOGGER
That pastor looks like he would be into some insanely freaky domination schit.
He kind of looks like LeoSlayer.
The billionaire and the beggar both have 24 hours in a day.

That's why grandma's apple pie rocks and yours sucks.
Originally Posted By Dave22reborn
At least it will thunderstorm tonight, and we know how they feel about water. :)
^^^Racist police officer who also cries about how racism doesn't exist, also cries reverse racism and typifies the stupidity of the racist right, referring to black people as "they" and regurgitating racist stereotypes.
post 1641369423 06-21-2021, 10:03 PM
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Originally Posted By WHChampion
Absolutely brutal. This is what happens when sloots having affairs is normalized and even encouraged. Not even a famous, champion ballplayer can have loyalty.
You're retarded.

****ing kings 100's-1000's years ago couldn't get their sloots to remain monogamous under possibly penalty of death.

Has virtually nothing to do with "nowadays" and almost everything to do with "sloots gon sloot", like it ALWAYS HAS BEEN.

The only difference now, thanks to the internet, we have access to all the stories.
The billionaire and the beggar both have 24 hours in a day.

That's why grandma's apple pie rocks and yours sucks.
Originally Posted By Dave22reborn
At least it will thunderstorm tonight, and we know how they feel about water. :)
^^^Racist police officer who also cries about how racism doesn't exist, also cries reverse racism and typifies the stupidity of the racist right, referring to black people as "they" and regurgitating racist stereotypes.
post 1641369773 06-21-2021, 10:14 PM
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Originally Posted By MyGhettoFantasy
Dude literally has the classic, gaping cuck mouth you see in all those photos.
The soylent grin
post 1641369793 06-21-2021, 10:15 PM
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Originally Posted By MBisonSon
You're retarded.

****ing kings 100's-1000's years ago couldn't get their sloots to remain monogamous under possibly penalty of death.

Has virtually nothing to do with "nowadays" and almost everything to do with "sloots gon sloot", like it ALWAYS HAS BEEN.

The only difference now, thanks to the internet, we have access to all the stories.
Yup king arthurs sloot fukked his best bud lancelot. Chads gonna chad and sloots gonna sloot.
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post 1641369803 06-21-2021, 10:15 PM
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Originally Posted By MiscMathematician
this is exactly what i thought of lmfao
post 1641369953 06-21-2021, 10:21 PM
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Not just any MLB player, but the fukking MVP of the 2016 World Series for the Chicago Cubs, after 108 years. Couldn’t get more alpha than that. Just pure evil and diabolical on this pastors part. His wife is a turbo sloot. Zobrist is a great guy and by all accounts a great father and a husband. Dude took serious time off to work on his marriage in 2019.
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Originally Posted By MBisonSon
You're retarded.

****ing kings 100's-1000's years ago couldn't get their sloots to remain monogamous under possibly penalty of death.

Has virtually nothing to do with "nowadays" and almost everything to do with "sloots gon sloot", like it ALWAYS HAS BEEN.

The only difference now, thanks to the internet, we have access to all the stories.
ngl this is a good point

fkn sloots man when will curse-breaking World Series MVPs learn?
Cope first, cope hard, no realtea
post 1641370943 06-21-2021, 10:54 PM
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Originally Posted By MiscMathematician
lol came to post something about this guy
post 1641371903 06-21-2021, 11:14 PM
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Originally Posted By TealCat
ngl this is a good point

fkn sloots man when will curse-breaking World Series MVPs learn?
It's insane how women will twist logic to believe they're equal.

BRB my husband is the king of this country, filthy rich, lavishes me with whatever I want but God forbid he sleeps with another woman.

If he does, that's all that matters.

Not the fact that he's "scratched your back" X1,000,000 better than you could even hope to return the favor.

Nope, you're totally equal to the person who's completely responsible for your comfort, your ****ing survival, SMH.

Same woman would probably have a ****ing conniption if her children started rationilizing themselves being equal to her.
The billionaire and the beggar both have 24 hours in a day.

That's why grandma's apple pie rocks and yours sucks.
Originally Posted By Dave22reborn
At least it will thunderstorm tonight, and we know how they feel about water. :)
^^^Racist police officer who also cries about how racism doesn't exist, also cries reverse racism and typifies the stupidity of the racist right, referring to black people as "they" and regurgitating racist stereotypes.
post 1641372003 06-21-2021, 11:16 PM
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post 1641372053 06-21-2021, 11:17 PM
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why would u ever wife up a chick now? except for the marriage and kids title to impress other piss ants and family members
post 1641372283 06-21-2021, 11:24 PM
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Originally Posted By SmashinYoungVag
He looks like a satanist. She looks like a turbo sloot. He looks like a cuck.

Everything checks out
Seconded

Bish was meh as all fuk dang
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