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post 1641770783 06-28-2021, 05:30 AM
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why is it weird for guys to have fl but girls can have dildos

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post 1641771203 06-28-2021, 05:41 AM
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because if you have a fl it probably means you don't get laid
post 1641771303 06-28-2021, 05:43 AM
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because if you have a fl it probably means you don't get laid
post 1641771403 06-28-2021, 05:44 AM
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Originally Posted By faketaxidriver⏩
because if you have a fl it probably means you don't get laid
Originally Posted By SmashinYoungVag⏩
because if you have a fl it probably means you don't get laid
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post 1641771523 06-28-2021, 05:47 AM
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I don't know, I mean there is a big plus of if you use those things then you don't have to worry about phucking up/desensitizing your dink with death grip and excessive stimulation that is all to easy to do when fapping with your hand.
post 1641771843 06-28-2021, 05:55 AM
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Originally Posted By Polaris⏩
I don't know, I mean there is a big plus of if you use those things then you don't have to worry about phucking up/desensitizing your dink with death grip and excessive stimulation that is all to easy to do when fapping with your hand.
U have to be careful tho...I used to cram my fl under my sheets and wrap it up and pretend the sheets were a woman. Anyway, one time the lube was drying up and I smashed it too hard and it was really tight. Pulled it out and there was blood all over my dink. I think I permanently damaged my dink tbh. The foreskin doesn't peel back as easily now and there is a mild hourglass look to it while it's semi hard. When fully hard, it looks normal tho. I think I gave myself mild Peyronie's. Those things are really tight so if u ever feel lube is drying up, stop and reapply srs.
post 1641771963 06-28-2021, 05:57 AM
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Originally Posted By wincel⏩
U have to be careful tho...I used to cram my fl under my sheets and wrap it up and pretend the sheets were a woman. Anyway, one time the lube was drying up and I smashed it too hard and it was really tight. Pulled it out and there was blood all over my dink. I think I permanently damaged my dink tbh. The foreskin doesn't peel back as easily now and there is a mild hourglass look to it while it's semi hard. When fully hard, it looks normal tho. I think I gave myself mild Peyronie's. Those things are really tight so if u ever feel lube is drying up, stop and reapply srs.
post 1641772833 06-28-2021, 06:20 AM
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Who said it's not weird for women to have dildos?
A young bull and an old bull were standing atop a hill looking at a bunch of heifers in a field below.

The young bull says "Let's run down this hill and fuk one of those heifers."

The old bull replies "No. Let's walk down there, and fuk them all."
post 1641773063 06-28-2021, 06:28 AM
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Cause it can take some women ages to get themselves off, so they need sex toys. I've never heard of a guy who can't cum using his hand.
post 1641778273 06-28-2021, 08:07 AM
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This is going to rustle some jimmies but you haven't experienced the greatest orgasm men can have until you've tried a prostate massager toy. If you can get the over the 'omg butt stuff is gay' mental block it will legit blow your mind when you hit the G-Spot with it.
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post 1641778423 06-28-2021, 08:10 AM
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Originally Posted By FilsGoodMan⏩
This is going to rustle some jimmies but you haven't experienced the greatest orgasm men can have until you've tried a prostate massager toy. If you can get the over the 'omg butt stuff is gay' mental block it will legit blow your mind when you hit the G-Spot with it.
I have tried to find my g spot bruh. It isn't there and I just felt like chitting and had a dull abdominal pain. Anal is a meme. Dudes just want u to shove something up ur ass. Don't fall for it.
post 1641778593 06-28-2021, 08:13 AM
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For many years, guys have traditionally used hands, food, or sheep. Having a simulated pussi is something we are still getting used to as a species. In time it will be seen as something as normal as Brazilian fart porn.
I'm back, bitches!
post 1641778753 06-28-2021, 08:16 AM
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About 350

Dink measuring I guess

Not to mention their research chemicals and elicit drug combination crimes.

Guess ugh that’ll be for the international community to decide...

Does that teeter on earth crimes? I mean I do believe it should ye?


That’s the dea for you and big tech... anything tj make everyone else pay for their wrongdoing. Whilst always trying tj act as the responsible ones.
post 1641779053 06-28-2021, 08:21 AM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
For many years, guys have traditionally used hands, food, or sheep. Having a simulated pussi is something we are still getting used to as a species. In time it will be seen as something as normal as Brazilian fart porn.
google "slut stack fart symphony"

ayyy
post 1641779193 06-28-2021, 08:23 AM
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lol @ abbreviating fleshlight

LMAO iwas like LMAO
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I personally think fapping to trannies is worse than using a FL or Dildo
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post 1641779353 06-28-2021, 08:25 AM
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Originally Posted By backinthegymbro⏩
Just lol if you don't have one of these. Only $200



4 per second?

ho lee fuk

wait I actually do that when im about to shoot...i think i can do 5/s

wait nm that's actually really fast lmao
post 1641779433 06-28-2021, 08:26 AM
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speaking of, have you watched lil dicky's show "Dave"?

It's absolutely horrible, but the fact that he leaves his gf in bed and goes to smash his silicone gf is full degen mode
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post 1641779453 06-28-2021, 08:26 AM
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Lol @ pumping fl with your hands and not using the kiiroo automatic pumper
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Originally Posted By backinthegymbro⏩
Just lol if you don't have one of these. Only $200



They did it

Those crazy bastards actually did it!
I'm back, bitches!
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Originally Posted By FilsGoodMan⏩
This is going to rustle some jimmies but you haven't experienced the greatest orgasm men can have until you've tried a prostate massager toy. If you can get the over the 'omg butt stuff is gay' mental block it will legit blow your mind when you hit the G-Spot with it.
This is very true. Had an ex who was a nurse and she would stimulate my prostate while blowing me. Orgasms were insane, like fountains.
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It’s just one of those things that just.....is.

I’d love to find out the reason why this is the perception but I just can’t find a legit reason on this one.
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Originally Posted By wincel⏩
U have to be careful tho...I used to cram my fl under my sheets and wrap it up and pretend the sheets were a woman. Anyway, one time the lube was drying up and I smashed it too hard and it was really tight. Pulled it out and there was blood all over my dink. I think I permanently damaged my dink tbh. The foreskin doesn't peel back as easily now and there is a mild hourglass look to it while it's semi hard. When fully hard, it looks normal tho. I think I gave myself mild Peyronie's. Those things are really tight so if u ever feel lube is drying up, stop and reapply srs.
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The same reason being called a “virgin” is an insult for men; we are ridiculed, or praised, for our ability to attract to attract the opposite sex.

A guy who uses a fleshlight probably isn’t having much success in his sex life.
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Originally Posted By wincel⏩
I have tried to find my g spot bruh. It isn't there and I just felt like chitting and had a dull abdominal pain. Anal is a meme. Dudes just want u to shove something up ur ass. Don't fall for it.
Lol wtf you couldn't find it? I did read that in the reviews though that some guys have trouble finding it. For me it was incredibly easy it's like a squishy sponge in a crevice not very far in, it's easy to reach with a toy. When you press it feels like you're going to piss and cum at the same time, the orgasms are intense af and something you will never achieve from jerking it/sex. 90% of men will never experience this and they are truly missing out.

FL is complete trash, hand is far superior. But prostate massager is 100% worth buying for any man that can get over the mental block.
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Originally Posted By WoofieNugget⏩
This is very true. Had an ex who was a nurse and she would stimulate my prostate while blowing me. Orgasms were insane, like fountains.
Mirin hard, surprised you didn't put a ring on it.
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Originally Posted By vitall⏩
Lol @ pumping fl with your hands and not using the kiiroo automatic pumper
this guy fux
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same reason why banging tons of sloots makes you a stud and makes her a slut
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Originally Posted By wincel⏩
U have to be careful tho...I used to cram my fl under my sheets and wrap it up and pretend the sheets were a woman. Anyway, one time the lube was drying up and I smashed it too hard and it was really tight. Pulled it out and there was blood all over my dink. I think I permanently damaged my dink tbh. The foreskin doesn't peel back as easily now and there is a mild hourglass look to it while it's semi hard. When fully hard, it looks normal tho. I think I gave myself mild Peyronie's. Those things are really tight so if u ever feel lube is drying up, stop and reapply srs.
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ITT op has tried everything possible to get a good nut besides banging women...
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