Shes spent the last 4/5 months at my house. Leaving tomorrow to spend a week with her at her beachfront condo. Then a week at her beachfront condo in cancoon. Then a week at her riverfront condo in Manhattan. We can all make it brahs.

pics?

Thats funny OP cause My girlfriend makes $1,000,000+ more per year than me and she's obsessed with me
Shes spent the last 4/5 months at my house. Leaving tomorrow to spend a week with her at her beachfront condo. Then a week at her beachfront condo in cancoon. Then a week at her riverfront condo in Manhattan. We can all make it brahs.

Marry her before she loses interest

Bet your still paying for dinner srs

Cancoon

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Cancoon

cancoon

if srs.. keep her around

you can be set for life

and you can always get sloots on the side if you really need that

i definitely believe this

She sounds degenerate.

Replace her birth control with tictacs

Don’t be a cantcoon, be a cancoon.

no pics, negged

canCOOM

Yo my bro dates a girl that makes pretty decent money. I'm pretty jelly. He makes way less and she spoils the crap out of him. Will do anything for him, but him gifts, they bought a house together, etc.



Congrats OP

If girls with nice bodies can get sugar daddies, ain't nothing wrong with a sugar momma

most guys dont get that, women with money will spend a lot of money on a man they are with as long as he isnt a freeloader pos and at least does something and makes her laugh and coom.

she's off to get some familiar dick from her favourite getaways

and new dick as well boyo

how many times do I have to tell you how easy it is to be legally prescribed PED's now?

You do realize there are cops who are also prescribed ***** and ******** right?

Ever heard of Ronnie Coleman? he was a career cop.

Inb4 she's a 70 year old

And she's getting railed at each of those places. Negged for no pics.

your ex gf has a 1 million+ more in annual trust fund than you op?

Call me ******* but the only way I'd be okay with this type of setup is if I was making 8 mil a year and my girl made 9 mil. Even then I'd still not be okay tbh. Something in me is like a fookin animal when it comes to money. I have to moneymog the people around me or I feel like chit. Writing this out I sound like POS and maybe I am but I'll get savage if I have to just to make more money then other people. If I'm not raking it in, I'm freaking out until I do.

Pretty cool op. It's cancun***** she's probably in her 30s if she makes that much. Pretty awesome lifestyle u get but u didn't even mention the best part about a woman, which is her looks. How's that department? Iirc, you actually can get decent looking girls. If she is, lock her down asap lol

never once encountered steroids on the job
and i wouldnt arrest someone who has a valid prescription like myself, that would be a violation of their 4th amendment right