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post 1641938483 06-30-2021, 07:39 PM
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Tips for incels on attracting women.

Start by being shirtless in places other than the beach. Parks and playgrounds are an example.

For example, say you're standing shirtless at a park, and a woman walking her dog is about to pass by.

You have to quickly drop down and start doing push-ups. Even better if you did this in front of a group of girls.

Better examples are when it's raining out, and you jog around shirtless. As women hide under trees, you stand out.

Also, picking up garbage in front of women is a plus. It makes you stand out from the rest of the sheep. If you catch women littering, you can offer them a dollar if they pick it up and throw it in a nearby garbage can.
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Women explained: http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=153559281

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post 1641939083 06-30-2021, 07:51 PM
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step 1: stop being an incel
step 2: repeat step 1
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post 1641941093 06-30-2021, 08:34 PM
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Originally Posted By TonyTriangles
step 1: stop being an incel
step 2: repeat step 1
Circular argument, there's no substance in it.
Never send a Christian lawyer to go after a Jewish judge.

Women explained: http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=153559281

Added 2024: I am the forum incel. Feel free to msg me about my incel life or about Chicago's crime / liberal government.
post 1641947513 06-30-2021, 11:11 PM
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Originally Posted By NealIRC
Also, picking up garbage in front of women is a plus. It makes you stand out from the rest of the sheep.If you catch women littering, you can offer them a dollar if they pick it up and throw it in a nearby garbage can.
post 1641947613 06-30-2021, 11:14 PM
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I disagree about the littering one if I caught a woman (or man) littering I'd kick her right in the nuts.
Would kick em in the nuts
post 1641947723 06-30-2021, 11:18 PM
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Originally Posted By legbroke
You probably didn't grow up in a bad neighborhood. Do you not know what a bitch test is? Or compliance test. If a woman took orders from you, for a dollar, that's almost a sign of submission.
Never send a Christian lawyer to go after a Jewish judge.

Women explained: http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=153559281

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post 1641947753 06-30-2021, 11:18 PM
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So OP is incel?
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post 1641947783 06-30-2021, 11:19 PM
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Originally Posted By NealIRC
You probably didn't grow up in a bad neighborhood. Do you not know what a bitch test is? Or compliance test. If a woman took orders from you, for a dollar, that's almost a sign of submission.
Or a sign that they just want a dollar
Would kick em in the nuts
post 1641947803 06-30-2021, 11:20 PM
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post 1641947833 06-30-2021, 11:20 PM
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On par with the quality of advice most incels recieve ordinarily, especially from PUAs.

post 1641948043 06-30-2021, 11:29 PM
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post 1641948563 06-30-2021, 11:51 PM
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Originally Posted By denrocks1
This advice is so retarded that it might actually work
Lmao. thought the same
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post 1641948603 06-30-2021, 11:52 PM
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Originally Posted By OnlyHope
On par with the quality of advice most incels recieve ordinarily, especially from PUAs.

Lmao ima watch this..

Edit the way he ran up the fcking escalator lmao
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post 1641948933 07-01-2021, 12:02 AM
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A lotta women like guys who are fit so maybe start working-out?

A lotta women also like guys who are ambitious so theres that.


btw: the above only matters if you pass the looks threshold for the woman. you might be able to get pity sex if you aren't good looking, but is that really worth it to your self-esteem?
post 1641948953 07-01-2021, 12:03 AM
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Or just make money and pay for sex
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post 1641949193 07-01-2021, 12:15 AM
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Originally Posted By OnlyHope
On par with the quality of advice most incels recieve ordinarily, especially from PUAs.

holy fuq holy fuq holy fuq


can somebody dig up the names of those dudes please? I swear one of them works in my office, lmaoooooo

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post 1641963553 07-01-2021, 08:49 AM
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Lmao jusr seen Myron Gaines in one of the videos in IncelTV on a group call. Random af
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post 1641963693 07-01-2021, 08:53 AM
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post 1641964023 07-01-2021, 09:01 AM
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Wear a fedora.
post 1641964783 07-01-2021, 09:15 AM
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Originally Posted By OnlyHope
On par with the quality of advice most incels recieve ordinarily, especially from PUAs.

lmfaoo

rofl
post 1641965043 07-01-2021, 09:20 AM
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^ those guys are like the spartans trying to fight the persians. well at least they'll die fighting. hope the other dudes didnt pay that guy lol
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post 1642084013 07-03-2021, 03:44 AM
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Even I fell for the PUA phase - it was only after getting rejected a few dozen times and the final brutal approach where I was told to “fuk off you ugly black c*nt” that I realised I was an absolute moron for even trying that crap. I still drink heavily to this day thinking of the days I used to cold approach like a Viet war vet - das not it mane
post 1642084123 07-03-2021, 03:51 AM
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Incels only exist because of pussy inflation. When 1/10 sloots think they are 10/10s the regular guy will never get laid. Only go for hot non stuck up sloots and believe it or not they do exist.
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Originally Posted By OnlyHope
On par with the quality of advice most incels recieve ordinarily, especially from PUAs.

Lmao wtf people actually pay this mfer for this.
post 1642185503 07-04-2021, 10:31 PM
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Originally Posted By 8pieces
Lmao wtf people actually pay this mfer for this.
Yes, but how is this any different to the usual crappy advice they receive from people perceived to be intelligent/woke/successful?

The advice > optimism > attempt > failure > depression > time heal > advice > optimism > attempt > failure > LOOP can only work so many times before they off themselves like Elliot Rodger/resort to excessive drinking/giving up in their mid life. Incels are better off just living in the third world and money maxxing as there is no other way.
post 1642237103 07-05-2021, 08:12 PM
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Now for incels to be the 1st to say something to women, you can do a few lines, then walk away when finished, and make her go "wow, that was a quality guy."

For women in bikinis at the beach you can always go "Those guys over there, they were taking pictures of you" and see how she reacts to that. Same thing with moms whom are breastfeeding in a mall and such, if they look at you, then say "Oh, I don't mind being photographed" or "men are always gonna do that" she most likely has the hots for you.

Note that don't do this to a place where there is no traffic, or stationary people. Has to be moving traffic. The irony is, if you lied and pointed to a group of alpha males, they would love it if she approached them 1st and accused them of it, and they go "here, wanna search my phone/camera?" And then they would think she accused them cuz she has the hots for them, and then they'll thank you for doing this. If it worked, you can tell her "I was pranking you, so you'd go shout at them for it."
Never send a Christian lawyer to go after a Jewish judge.

Women explained: http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=153559281

Added 2024: I am the forum incel. Feel free to msg me about my incel life or about Chicago's crime / liberal government.
post 1642239003 07-05-2021, 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted By NealIRC
Now for incels to be the 1st to say something to women, you can do a few lines, then walk away when finished, and make her go "wow, that was a quality guy."

For women in bikinis at the beach you can always go "Those guys over there, they were taking pictures of you" and see how she reacts to that. Same thing with moms whom are breastfeeding in a mall and such, if they look at you, then say "Oh, I don't mind being photographed" or "men are always gonna do that" she most likely has the hots for you.

Note that don't do this to a place where there is no traffic, or stationary people. Has to be moving traffic. The irony is, if you lied and pointed to a group of alpha males, they would love it if she approached them 1st and accused them of it, and they go "here, wanna search my phone/camera?" And then they would think she accused them cuz she has the hots for them, and then they'll thank you for doing this. If it worked, you can tell her "I was pranking you, so you'd go shout at them for it."
This is autistic as fuk. No one do this.
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