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post 1642026203 07-02-2021, 06:30 AM
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tfw sticking finger in sloot's butt and feeling tip of the iceberg

seriously reconsidering the doggy finger in butt thing
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post 1642026333 07-02-2021, 06:32 AM
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Any anal play needs preparation. Don't try unless you're sure.
post 1642026403 07-02-2021, 06:34 AM
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Are you queers like 15 yrs old or something. I just get hard like diamonds when i feel that iceberg. Then proceed to smash that brown eye.
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post 1642026943 07-02-2021, 06:42 AM
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Originally Posted By whtcoupe⏩
Are you queers like 15 yrs old or something. I just get hard like diamonds when i feel that iceberg. Then proceed to smash that brown eye.
mirin test levels off the charts
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post 1642029343 07-02-2021, 07:34 AM
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Happened to me once…

I can still feel that feeling on my fingertip to this day
post 1642029513 07-02-2021, 07:38 AM
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- penetrate the poop hole
- surprised when feel poop


Pick one
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post 1642029573 07-02-2021, 07:38 AM
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Db wouldn’t let me **** her in the ass... so I have done that on more than one occasion... stick my finger in it while she was sleeping.

Damn I’m so special Ed

Most every girl after her did, like trash who fucjibg ended up begging me to do some anal **** only tj have her dad blame for her request?

Cool business as usual for them, taking zero responsibility for being a horrible ****ing parent
post 1642030243 07-02-2021, 07:51 AM
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So you angered the eel in the sea cave?

Pissed off the turtle head in the turtle shell?

Startled the garden snake in the garden hole?
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post 1642030273 07-02-2021, 07:52 AM
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Originally Posted By Chris_1990⏩
Any anal play needs preparation. Don't try unless you're sure.
This but remember op life is all about gambles too
post 1642030443 07-02-2021, 07:56 AM
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Originally Posted By whtcoupe⏩
Are you queers like 15 yrs old or something. I just get hard like diamonds when i feel that iceberg. Then proceed to smash that brown eye.
this

get some.
See BrianDaMans sig.

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post 1642030473 07-02-2021, 07:56 AM
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Originally Posted By BeanGainClovis⏩
So you angered the eel in the sea cave?

Pissed off the turtle head in the turtle shell?

Startled the garden snake in the garden hole?
Stepped on the prairie dog's head?
post 1642030633 07-02-2021, 07:59 AM
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Originally Posted By JeepBruh⏩
Stepped on the prairie dog's head?
OP gone noodlin for catfish and got a little too lucky
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post 1642031073 07-02-2021, 08:10 AM
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Originally Posted By BeanGainClovis⏩
So you angered the eel in the sea cave?

Pissed off the turtle head in the turtle shell?

Startled the garden snake in the garden hole?
No i scraped her chit with my thumb nail srs
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post 1642031173 07-02-2021, 08:12 AM
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Originally Posted By HYDRAE⏩
- penetrate the poop hole
- surprised when feel poop


Pick one
Pretty sure i picked both
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post 1642031283 07-02-2021, 08:13 AM
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Just wanted to add

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post 1642031383 07-02-2021, 08:16 AM
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these boys want some ecoli in their lives
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post 1642031443 07-02-2021, 08:16 AM
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it's all fun and games until you nut. The you start feeling the disgust.

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post 1642032833 07-02-2021, 08:45 AM
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Just the tip eh.

Tip of the iceberg.

If you're not careful you'll be manning the plunger for an hour unclogging that fudge cobra from your porcelain throne.
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post 1642033023 07-02-2021, 08:48 AM
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Its hard to beleive this isnt trolling, yet its 2021.


Like wtf do you do with a stank azz finger waving around the room?
post 1642033573 07-02-2021, 08:58 AM
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That's the exact point you go all in and shove a string of anal beads in there leaving just enuff hanging out for a firm hold. Then put a foot up on the ol ass cheek and pull it with the force of starting a Briggs/Stratton push mower that's been sitting all Winter.
See monster0ultra's sig
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I'm back, bitches!
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This thread has me dying at work

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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
That's the exact point you go all in and shove a string of anal beads in there leaving just enuff hanging out for a firm hold. Then put a foot up on the ol ass cheek and pull it with the force of starting a Briggs/Stratton push mower that's been sitting all Winter.
post 1642035303 07-02-2021, 09:21 AM
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That’s why you’re supposed to ask “may I stick my finger in your ass?”

Or just use your thumb. Give her the girth without going too far. If you can feel the tip with your thumb she’s about to shiit bro
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
What movie was that?
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post 1642035793 07-02-2021, 09:28 AM
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Originally Posted By whtcoupe⏩
Are you queers like 15 yrs old or something. I just get hard like diamonds when i feel that iceberg. Then proceed to smash that brown eye.
This
I know who I am. And after all these years, there’s a victory in that.

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Just compress it up her bunghole with a longer finger, then reinsert a shorter finger - problem solved.
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Originally Posted By whtcoupe⏩
What movie was that?
Zack and Miri make a porno.
I'm back, bitches!
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Ooooh that’s a great feeling! I mean not just a feeling of power or excitement but I also mean the actual feel of your finger when it’s in there. As in what your literally touching. All warm and toasty inside. Makes a man feel good.
Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Zack and Miri make a porno.
It’s honest my boy Jason Mewes best work ever. Srs
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