member way back when i used to take the bus to work and i always saw the same hot girl getting on a few stops after me. but since the bus was usually packed she sat at the front (i was back). we caught eyes a few times. smiled. then this one time she actually came to the back and sat right beside me. straight away i get sweaty and anxiety thru the roof (wanted to bang her so bad). I said hey as she was coming up cuz she was making direct eye contact but after she sat down the incel in me took over and i coodn't even say a word. she was even trying to make conversation but i was a sweaty goof. shes all like thats a lot of stickers on your lunchbox (tradie brah had like 100 apple stickers on the cooler) and was like uhh yeah hhaha... then was lame and nervous as **** for the next 10 mins b4 i got off and was like well cya later all awkwardly.

she never talked to me again.

I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems myself, but a bitch aint one.

This one time i couldnt get full hard and could only give her 7 inches and not the full 8.

OP, you are still a virgin, aren't you?

-so i have to do presentation for class

-awkward as ****

-start working out

-not so awkward

-zyzz is my inspiration

-presentation again

-trembling

-just keep telling myself "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"

-get confident

-my turn

-i get up there

-start shaking uncontrollably

-start telling myself "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"

-teacher says I can start anytime

-I start off with "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"

-at this point I'm so nervous I blackout

-"i'm fawkin zeez bruh"

-repeat at least 4 more times

-look around the room, people are saying "why does he keep saying that?"

-girls start laughing

-I pass out

-hit head on the corner of teacher's desk

-minor concussion

-teacher thinks I was on drugs

-classmates call my zeezprah

-nickname eventually turns into zebra

-i haven't heard my real name in months

-haven't been this depressed since high school

When I was 20 I had sex with three women in 48 hours, so when I was about to have sex with another woman, I couldn’t get fully hard so my boner was about two thirds it’s normal fully erect size.

The woman thought I had a small penis and refused to have sex with me and left.