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07-03-2021, 07:52 PM
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Sex with a micropenis is different, but it doesn't have to be bad
Having a 9cm erect penis doesn't mean you can't pursue an active love life; for instance you can be like Dave, who ended up in aserious open-relationshipwhere he learnt to do stuff.
We don't know who needs to hear this, but the size of your dick isn't as important as you think it is.
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We don't know who needs to hear this, but the size of your dick isn't as important as you think it is.
by Meghna Bali
Dave's around 6cm flaccid, which is roughly the size of a regular bobby pin and 9cm erect, slightly smaller than a standard disposable vape.
While the exact number is up for debate, penis enlargement specialist Dr Josh Hall said the average size for Aussie dudes is around 15cm erect.
Micro penises are usually under 7cm and impact less than 1 per cent of the population according to Indiana University's Kinsey Institute.
Blonde heavily tattooed man reclines on a red chair naked except for grapes covering his genitals.
How important is penis size, anyway?
Pop culture tells us bigger is always better. But a new app is busting that myth.
Dr Josh said we don't know a lot about why guys develop them, but some studies suggest it could be a symptom of some genetic disorders or an injury when the baby's still in the womb.
Dave said he wasn't that bothered by his size and to the contrary is turned on when women make fun of his dick. It's a kink called small penis humiliation.
He's super upfront about it on dating apps too.
"Often a girl might think you're joking," he said.
"Then they might say, you know what, I'm not really into it and [we] just go our separate ways ... but other times, it's like, oh, I don't really care."
Dave ended up being in a serious open-relationship with a woman he met like this.
"She ended up really wanting me to learn more about going down on her and fingering her and ... she taught me quite a lot about that sort of stuff," he said.
While the exact number is up for debate, penis enlargement specialist Dr Josh Hall said the average size for Aussie dudes is around 15cm erect.
Micro penises are usually under 7cm and impact less than 1 per cent of the population according to Indiana University's Kinsey Institute.
Blonde heavily tattooed man reclines on a red chair naked except for grapes covering his genitals.
How important is penis size, anyway?
Pop culture tells us bigger is always better. But a new app is busting that myth.
Dr Josh said we don't know a lot about why guys develop them, but some studies suggest it could be a symptom of some genetic disorders or an injury when the baby's still in the womb.
Dave said he wasn't that bothered by his size and to the contrary is turned on when women make fun of his dick. It's a kink called small penis humiliation.
He's super upfront about it on dating apps too.
"Often a girl might think you're joking," he said.
"Then they might say, you know what, I'm not really into it and [we] just go our separate ways ... but other times, it's like, oh, I don't really care."
Dave ended up being in a serious open-relationship with a woman he met like this.
"She ended up really wanting me to learn more about going down on her and fingering her and ... she taught me quite a lot about that sort of stuff," he said.
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07-04-2021, 06:09 PM
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07-04-2021, 06:19 PM
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Dumbest analogy ever . They never take into account the fact that when you have a micro penor , that you can’t feel a dam thing ,and it makes it nearly impossible to cum when it feels like your fuking a pot hole full of warm water
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07-04-2021, 06:23 PM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
Well they do suggest not even using it. I just lol'd that they reckon an open relationship cuck is proof that a small dick isn't a burden.Dumbest analogy ever . They never take into account the fact that when you have a micro penor , that you can’t feel a dam thing ,and it makes it nearly impossible to cum when it feels like your fuking a pot hole full of warm water
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07-04-2021, 06:36 PM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
On the upside, having a micro penor let's you redirect that energy you would have spent banging sloots into more productive endeavors like creating a perfectly color coordinated home gym, amiright?Dumbest analogy ever . They never take into account the fact that when you have a micro penor , that you can’t feel a dam thing ,and it makes it nearly impossible to cum when it feels like your fuking a pot hole full of warm water
07-04-2021, 07:34 PM
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Man I can't imagine how chitty that would be.
Apparently both Hitler and Mao Zedong had microdonks due to having just one ball.
Maybe that's why they became ruthless dictators, in order to compensate for having microdonks.
Apparently Charles J. Guiteau assassinated US president James Garfield because he had phimosis, a condition where the foreskin gets painfully stuck around the donk, making just peeing into an excruciating experience. On his way to the gallows to be hanged, he did a gleeful song and dance in order to celebrate his impending death.
It's theorized that he got it from having sex with a prostitute in order to get a divorce from his wife. He was a really crazy character in American history.
Apparently both Hitler and Mao Zedong had microdonks due to having just one ball.
Maybe that's why they became ruthless dictators, in order to compensate for having microdonks.
Apparently Charles J. Guiteau assassinated US president James Garfield because he had phimosis, a condition where the foreskin gets painfully stuck around the donk, making just peeing into an excruciating experience. On his way to the gallows to be hanged, he did a gleeful song and dance in order to celebrate his impending death.
It's theorized that he got it from having sex with a prostitute in order to get a divorce from his wife. He was a really crazy character in American history.
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07-04-2021, 07:41 PM
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07-04-2021, 07:42 PM
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07-04-2021, 07:43 PM
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Originally Posted By BeanGainClovis⏩
I believe Hitler was born with two testes but lost one in WWI. I could be wrong tho, but this is the first time I've heard about him having a micro dickMan I can't imagine how chitty that would be.
Apparently both Hitler and Mao Zedong had microdonks due to having just one ball.
Maybe that's why they became ruthless dictators, in order to compensate for having microdonks.
Apparently Charles J. Guiteau assassinated US president James Garfield because he had phimosis, a condition where the foreskin gets painfully stuck around the donk, making just peeing into an excruciating experience. On his way to the gallows to be hanged, he did a gleeful song and dance in order to celebrate his impending death.
It's theorized that he got it from having sex with a prostitute in order to get a divorce from his wife. He was a really crazy character in American history.
Apparently both Hitler and Mao Zedong had microdonks due to having just one ball.
Maybe that's why they became ruthless dictators, in order to compensate for having microdonks.
Apparently Charles J. Guiteau assassinated US president James Garfield because he had phimosis, a condition where the foreskin gets painfully stuck around the donk, making just peeing into an excruciating experience. On his way to the gallows to be hanged, he did a gleeful song and dance in order to celebrate his impending death.
It's theorized that he got it from having sex with a prostitute in order to get a divorce from his wife. He was a really crazy character in American history.
07-04-2021, 07:52 PM
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Originally Posted By Jandels⏩
The particular media site is hipster central so it's the analogy they could best relate to.Great, now everytime I vape I'm going to be thinking of daves micro penis thanks *******
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07-04-2021, 08:00 PM
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Lol at this sloots reasoning. They aren’t even hiding it anymore. They are coming out and saying that men should be proud beta providers.
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07-04-2021, 08:02 PM
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Originally Posted By radrd⏩
Lmfao . Sort of lolOn the upside, having a micro penor let's you redirect that energy you would have spent banging sloots into more productive endeavors like creating a perfectly color coordinated home gym, amiright?
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07-04-2021, 08:21 PM
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I love this for OP.
07-04-2021, 08:26 PM
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BTW I'm pretty sure the author is an Indian tranny.

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07-04-2021, 08:34 PM
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If you have a micropenis, you might be a man but in bed you need to be a lesbian.
Originally Posted By BraddlesMcGee⏩
That's the grosses thing I've seen all day and my cat threw up twice and my dog has the runs. SRSBTW I'm pretty sure the author is an Indian tranny.

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