They got free barbeque at salvation army today

hurry up and get there while they still open

was out running errands and saw them grilling in the parking lot. walked across the street and told them hey chief I'd like a plate. They said it was for homeless people. I just told them that Im homeless, not like there is an ID card or anything. Got my plate and got out of there real quick so i didnt have to talk with any of those peasants. I was in the parking lot and gave my 7 series a cheeky rev in neutral so they could all see me.