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post 1642614643 07-11-2021, 12:01 PM
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Just took the biggest chit of my life

And it was at a grocery store. The kind you only read about in fictional stories, literally wrapped around the bowl, probably as long as my forearm.

It won't flush proper so tempted to just leave it for the next guy to mire. Wut do?
Thanks for your input, you frauding fat slampig-Sirfapsalot '20

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post 1642614733 07-11-2021, 12:01 PM
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post 1642614903 07-11-2021, 12:03 PM
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Negged for no pics
post 1642615013 07-11-2021, 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted By bov188⏩
Love that for you
This.
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post 1642615023 07-11-2021, 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted By lolatpaniccels⏩
Negged for no pics
Honestly thought about it. I felt like a proud dad.

everyone keeping pics of their kids in their wallet and I'm gonna bust out a picture of a giant chit I took at the bar
Thanks for your input, you frauding fat slampig-Sirfapsalot '20

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post 1642615033 07-11-2021, 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted By BLOATMOGGER⏩
This, repped
How many Courics was it ?
I'll globe you

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post 1642615223 07-11-2021, 12:07 PM
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Leave it. Saw one of those at camp when I was like 12, just mired and went to the next stall so others could mire.
post 1642615293 07-11-2021, 12:08 PM
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Pics


How about you pick it up and take it home with you? Keep it as a pet and to display proudly
post 1642615943 07-11-2021, 12:16 PM
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Originally Posted By IronFeta⏩
Pics


How about you pick it up and take it home with you? Keep it as a pet and to display proudly
So scoop out the toilet with hands, leave to dry in the sun then frame and display above the fireplace? Son I am proud
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post 1642615973 07-11-2021, 12:17 PM
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Pics OP?
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post 1642616163 07-11-2021, 12:21 PM
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Originally Posted By kingmanaverage⏩
Pics OP?
Just pulled up to the gym, sadly the chocolate butt mamba is probably destroyed by now, the festering log probably got the fire department called to come break it into pieces with an axe.

Please neg for messing that up
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post 1642616273 07-11-2021, 12:23 PM
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Originally Posted By BLOATMOGGER⏩
Unaware
post 1642616783 07-11-2021, 12:31 PM
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Love this for you

Don't eat or drink anything til you get home so you can weigh yourself srs
post 1642616963 07-11-2021, 12:35 PM
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It’s all downhill from here
post 1642617093 07-11-2021, 12:37 PM
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Originally Posted By lolatpaniccels⏩
Negged for no pics
We can’t post poop pics bro, sad but true.

I create masterful trophies daily I’d like to share but can’t. I’m part horse I think.
I loe e.
post 1642617993 07-11-2021, 12:52 PM
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The worst part about leaving a nice present for the next guy is having to partially block it with toilet paper. If it's a real aesthetic beauty i usually dont wipe so they have a clear view of my masterpiece
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post 1642618453 07-11-2021, 12:59 PM
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Originally Posted By Redfish225⏩
We can’t post poop pics bro, sad but true.

I create masterful trophies daily I’d like to share but can’t. I’m part horse I think.
I posted one once and got negged no ban
post 1642618513 07-11-2021, 01:00 PM
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Very nice. Reminds me of a time I was camping. Wasn't going to poop in the nasty state park bathrooms so I went to a nasty Wal Mart bathroom after a coupla days and absolutely rekd it.
Participating at my own risk
post 1642618713 07-11-2021, 01:03 PM
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I dropped my record setting chit back in March. Legit have pics of the toiled clogger.
It would mog OP's chit.
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post 1642618823 07-11-2021, 01:05 PM
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Lol nice
post 1642619473 07-11-2021, 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted By ChrisLS8⏩
And it wasat a grocery store. The kind you only read about in fictional stories, literally wrapped around the bowl, probably as long as my forearm.

It won't flush proper so tempted to just leave it for the next guy to mire. Wut do?
Originally Posted By ChrisLS8⏩
Honestly thought about it. I felt like a proud dad.

everyone keeping pics of their kids in their wallet and I'm gonna bust out a picture of a giant chit I took at the bar
Tempted to neg for obviously frauding. Can't even keep your own story str8.
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post 1642620193 07-11-2021, 01:25 PM
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Welcome to the aesthetic dumps crew OP, start pounding them kale smoothies if you want to remain.
Would kick em in the nuts
post 1642620293 07-11-2021, 01:27 PM
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Originally Posted By lolatpaniccels⏩
Negged for no pics
tempted, can't brag about something so epic and not prove it.
Why lift when it's all about the jawline ©
post 1642620533 07-11-2021, 01:31 PM
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Originally Posted By AlwaysFocus⏩
I posted one once and got negged no ban
Mirin
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