Cock inspection isNOTrequired at the vaccination sites!!!! don't be tricked like me!!

So I was waiting in line to receive my vaccine when all of a sudden this medical "official" came up to me and said that there was something wrong with my patient registration and asked me to follow him to the back. When we went around back he said that I had to take off my pants and show my cock because penis size is the most accurate way to confirm patient identity. Because I thought he was a medical official I swiftly removed my pants and underwear to show him my member. After he fondled it for a bit he said it was good and I could go back into the line. It was only after I received the vaccine I realized that he forgot to check my balls too!!! He was obviously not certified to check such an area and I immediately contacted the security guards about his presence. Please do not fall for any tricks like I did! stay safe and happy vaccinating!

So this is how you cope with looking like an absolute retard in the other thread?

It should be part of it tho

The misc is really going downhill

driving with friend accidentally grab his leg instead of gearstick we both laugh and I unzip his pants park the car while fondling his balls friend is laughing because he knows it's just a joke start sucking his dik on this empty parking lot almost choke on his dik because i'm laughing so hard friend is also laughing his ass off he starts making train noises while yelling "BROJOB BROJOB! CHOO CHOO" he cums and I swallow it all like some stupidfuk I kiss my friend and call him daddy while laughing Friend sucks my dik chokes laughing I cum and he swallows it like a dumbass

Disgree, this reminds me of an old school troll thread. Love it.

then count me out