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Thread: Dad jokes are great tinder openers and work most of the time.

post 1642959703 07-16-2021, 04:40 AM
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Dad jokes are great tinder openers and work most of the time.

Seriously, I never open with a "hey" or "hey there" because it will instantly connote this image of you in the girls mind:



I use dad jokes. They get interested responses most of the time. I open with "I'm a master of corny dad jokes. Want to hear my best?" and the hit them with one of these:

1. How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced? A Buccaneer!


2. What kind of bees produce milk? Boo-bees!

3. Why do anteaters never get sick? They're full of antibodies!




Try it. It puts you ahead of the other chumps and simps who open with 'hey' or dick pic the girl.
Back off, Warchild.

Seriously.
post 1642959883 07-16-2021, 04:46 AM
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Have you met any dads off timder OP?
post 1642959973 07-16-2021, 04:48 AM
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Based dads getting young bucks laid.

OP seems like the kind of guy to sit backwards on his chair at the dinner table.
Damn
post 1642960023 07-16-2021, 04:49 AM
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post 1642960163 07-16-2021, 04:54 AM
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Why is OP a *******? Cause he is
post 1642960233 07-16-2021, 04:57 AM
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Not gonna lie, those jokes are pretty funny man
post 1642960443 07-16-2021, 05:04 AM
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Originally Posted By Yoopwat⏩
Not gonna lie, those jokes are pretty funny man
Exactly the point, and they're a novelty for a girl on tinder as well, who's probably used to hearing 'hey' or some socially awkward simp asking for sex immediately.


Try them, it will at least get a convo going most of the time.
Back off, Warchild.

Seriously.
post 1642960513 07-16-2021, 05:06 AM
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post 1642960583 07-16-2021, 05:11 AM
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those were awful
post 1642961403 07-16-2021, 05:39 AM
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Tinder? Do this in real life for max effect.

Lean over and whisper in ear: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a boner?

I don't have a Ferrari right now...
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post 1642961493 07-16-2021, 05:42 AM
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If a bish is willing to respond to a “hey” message, then she really likes you.
This help filter out the sloots that’s gonna waste your time
post 1642961783 07-16-2021, 05:51 AM
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Its best to just let the ones that like you hit you up so that way you dont look like all the other thirsty simps that feels they have to qualify themselves to skanks.
Live & Direct from rural Iowa- GBR
post 1642961893 07-16-2021, 05:55 AM
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post 1642961923 07-16-2021, 05:56 AM
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I guarantee OP doesnt know what a vagina looks like
post 1642962063 07-16-2021, 06:01 AM
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Keep dancing for them.

A mans penis is worth two in the bush.
post 1642962233 07-16-2021, 06:05 AM
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put all that phony effort in and get a 'lol'




i'd rather hire a prostitute
post 1642962333 07-16-2021, 06:08 AM
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Originally Posted By Cite⏩
If a bish is willing to respond to a “hey” message, then she really likes you.
This help filter out the sloots that’s gonna waste your time
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post 1642962783 07-16-2021, 06:17 AM
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I always use my tried and true....

"What's the difference between a 12 inch dik and a Pitt Bull?"


"I don't have a Pit Bull" (then insert a a pic of a little pocket dog and PM's dik pic)
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post 1642964303 07-16-2021, 06:50 AM
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When I do this I don't ask them if they want me to tell the joke, I just do it. Asking is kinda beta.
post 1642964433 07-16-2021, 06:52 AM
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Or just be a Chad
post 1642964783 07-16-2021, 06:57 AM
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Hey, I'm horny.

Hi horny, I'm dad.




Nailed it.
Smooth Seas don't make Strong Sailors. Keep your head up.

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post 1642964933 07-16-2021, 06:59 AM
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cringe. srs. You'll probably bag a nice fat whale though OP.

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Marriage proposal jokes also seem to go down well.
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