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post 1643022353 07-16-2021, 10:11 PM
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How to use a flesh light?

Just ordered one srs. No incel, but on a dry spell and got a stamina training unit so I can practice not nutting too fast. How do I use it? Like do I just put my dink in it and pull it up and down? Or do I get on top of it missionary? Or put it in between the mattress and box spring and pound it doggy. This thread is pathetic lmao.
post 1643022563 07-16-2021, 10:15 PM
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Sometimes I wonder what if one of my family members read the shyt I post online, then I read pathetic shyt like this and I don’t feel so bad anymore..

Thank you OPie
post 1643022633 07-16-2021, 10:16 PM
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Originally Posted By whogotmuhbeers⏩
Sometimes I wonder what if one of my family members read the shyt I post online, then I read pathetic shyt like this and I don’t feel so bad anymore..

Thank you OPie
Gotchu
post 1643023183 07-16-2021, 10:29 PM
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Does your dick fit in it? I’m having trouble fitting my dick in my new sex doll
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post 1643023303 07-16-2021, 10:33 PM
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Shoulda got the fukmaster 5000 Pro with semen drip tray
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post 1643024253 07-16-2021, 10:59 PM
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I can't even imagine fukking one of these things lmao
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post 1643024273 07-16-2021, 11:00 PM
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cut a cup holder sized hole into your mattress and swing away merrill
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post 1643024583 07-16-2021, 11:07 PM
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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩
Does your dick fit in it? I’m having trouble fitting my dick in my new sex doll
Lmao, it hasn’t come in the mail yet, I was horny as fuk last night and ordered it srs. Almost cancelled the order this morning but yolo
post 1643024773 07-16-2021, 11:10 PM
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Originally Posted By DandyDink⏩
cut a cup holder sized hole into your mattress and swing away merrill
I like your thinking
post 1643024973 07-16-2021, 11:14 PM
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miscers in the year 2035

post 1643025353 07-16-2021, 11:22 PM
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Considering getting one purely for the fact that it's better for your dick than death grip masturbation. Tenga physical therapy to properly feel blowjobs or condom sex again.
post 1643025423 07-16-2021, 11:25 PM
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Originally Posted By ryankoch⏩
I like your thinking
He's in a league of his own.

Thought this was gonna be another troll thread, don't go down that rod op. Cancel your order.
post 1643025843 07-16-2021, 11:40 PM
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Look up some old Malodrax threads.

Or go to r/fleshlight (but don't tell anyone on Misc you went to Reddit)
post 1643027983 07-17-2021, 01:03 AM
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Grapefruit > fleshlight 100% srs
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post 1643028773 07-17-2021, 01:49 AM
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Originally Posted By ryankoch⏩
Just ordered one srs. No incel, but on a dry spell and got a stamina training unit so I can practice not nutting too fast. How do I use it? Like do I just put my dink in it and pull it up and down? Or do I get on top of it missionary? Or put it in between the mattress and box spring and pound it doggy. This thread is pathetic lmao.
twist off both caps, preheat it with your fingers (feels like ****ing a corpse otherwise), lube it up and jerk off with it basically. Feels like real poon but cleaning up the mess sucks.
post 1643029023 07-17-2021, 02:00 AM
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Originally Posted By Anachron⏩
You just use the button to turn it on, then point it whichever way you want to light to shine?
You are 12 and what is this?
I loe e.
post 1643029073 07-17-2021, 02:05 AM
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Damn now I'm tempted af now to get one. Never got one before cuz I heard they're a bish to clean. How do you brahs heat them up before fap/phuk session srs?
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post 1643029283 07-17-2021, 02:14 AM
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Lube up ur dick. Lube up the fl. Insert dick into fl. Rotate it a few times. Then smash.

For mind shattering orgasms, do it in the shower with hot water hand held sprayer tickling your balls. Just don't let too much water get inside because it will fuk up the lube and then u can hurt urself. Always use enough lube.
post 1643029953 07-17-2021, 02:56 AM
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Originally Posted By CrookedDink⏩
Feels like real poon but cleaning up the mess sucks.
Honestly this is why I stick with my wife's poon instead. That way cleaning up is her problem.
post 1643030043 07-17-2021, 03:01 AM
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Try men.
post 1643030053 07-17-2021, 03:01 AM
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Originally Posted By ryankoch⏩
Just ordered one srs. No incel, but on a dry spell and got a stamina training unit so I can practice not nutting too fast. How do I use it? Like do I just put my dink in it and pull it up and down? Or do I get on top of it missionary? Or put it in between the mattress and box spring and pound it doggy. This thread is pathetic lmao.
How's da Grey Joggers goin Ry mate ... u fapped um recntley???
post 1643030863 07-17-2021, 04:00 AM
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Same way that your bf uses your ass
post 1643030923 07-17-2021, 04:03 AM
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When u spin it around while it's on ur dink, it feels amazing. Probably feels like a BJ.
post 1643031133 07-17-2021, 04:10 AM
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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩
Does your dick fit in it? I’m having trouble fitting my dick in my new sex doll
LET me try it on I'll stretch her out real good
post 1643031163 07-17-2021, 04:11 AM
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Originally Posted By wincel⏩
When u spin it around while it's on ur dink, it feels amazing. Probably feels like a BJ.
you wouldnt know tho rite cuz u neva had one?
post 1643031373 07-17-2021, 04:24 AM
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post 1643032743 07-17-2021, 05:16 AM
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Originally Posted By ThePump0561⏩
you wouldnt know tho rite cuz u neva had one?
That's why I said probably.
post 1643032763 07-17-2021, 05:17 AM
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Originally Posted By jizzfarmer⏩
Damn now I'm tempted af now to get one. Never got one before cuz I heard they're a bish to clean. How do you brahs heat them up before fap/phuk session srs?
They aren't bad to clean. Run water through and then jam a towel in on each end to dry.

Stoya destroya one is good if u have a pretty big dink. I am not proudmanlet so I had the lotus mini first. I switch them up. They have a different feel. The destroya one seems tighter and feels good. Hardto say which is better tho because the lotus one feels insane too.
post 1643032973 07-17-2021, 05:25 AM
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shoulda got one of these OP

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post 1643033033 07-17-2021, 05:27 AM
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Originally Posted By wincel⏩
When u spin it around while it's on ur dink, it feels amazing.Probably feels like a BJ.
Might feel like a bag of sand and you wouldn't know the difference.
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