It's super easy for me to get laid when drinking srs but if I'm not going out and drinking/partying I'll often go months without getting laid

On the other side, I feel more positive overall and in control of my situation when sober. That being said, my situation is chit right now and i'm sober. I'm much more likely to smoke cigs too when drunk

I'm considering becoming a borderline alcoholic so i can get laid, have friends, and potentially be a productive member of society. Srs

What do you think misc? Will this improve my life

Currently I'm unemployed and gf-less, and friendless, I feel like alcoholism could cure all of these things semi-srs

I need some type of escape boyos cause life is painfully boring and sad without it. Maybe just a couple drinks a day could ease the pain. 2 drinks is healthy

Idk man I'll probably just become a normal person or something if I have 2 glasses of beer or wine a day plus a few more on the weekend

How old are you? Do you def need alcohol to get laid? Can't be good. Reminds me of when I was in college lol like 75% of my smashes I was drunk lol.

Try meeting chicks sober I still drink a lot not gonna lie, but I'm not really about that life anymore going out and smashing sloots all the time. Trying to find someone I click with now on a personal level. I pretty much just go to bars every now and then with a friend to jestermaxx lol.

I'm 26. I'm not sure if I definitely need it to get laid, but it helps a lot. It also helps to get yucky sometimes with some bros. If I could keep it moderate it might be good overall

Oh ok so you're still in your prime age years nice. For some reason I thought you were in your 30's lol.

26 was an epic age for me I remember it was around the time Tinder was at its peak, and there weren't any bots or anything, and people actually met up. Met lots of sloots on there lol. Deleted it like 3 yrs ago...Heard it's pretty dead now.

Yeah still relatively young boyo. Still needing to get definitely laid

Sober sex is considerably better then drunk sex OP

I agree and I want real relationships/friends also. That being said how the fuk do people enjoy life 100% sober all the time without a drop of alcohol here and there, it's a mystery to me

It's mostly miserable being sober and overthinking

Godspeed

Thanks brotha

Why not just get yucky on the weekends?

To be honest I would be more concerned with finding work than getting girls if I was 26 again