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post 1643503293 07-24-2021, 06:49 AM
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Just tested positive for corona [srs] [tour is over]

Had a beer with my neighbor on Sunday in his yard and on Monday he told me he was positive. Today I tested positive.

I don't remember getting close to him. Do you think he could have drugged and date raped me?
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post 1643503433 07-24-2021, 06:53 AM
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Get tested again. Are you showing symptoms or anything?
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post 1643503503 07-24-2021, 06:54 AM
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Originally Posted By janglingjack⏩
Had a beer with my neighbor on Sunday in his yard and on Monday he told me he was positive. Today I tested positive.

I don't remember getting close to him. Do you think he could have drugged and date raped me?
HIV is what you should really be worried about *******
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post 1643503533 07-24-2021, 06:54 AM
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i was sick for 4 days, i had worse hangovers srs.

you'll be fine
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post 1643503593 07-24-2021, 06:56 AM
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May want to get that bootyhole checked out too.
post 1643503633 07-24-2021, 06:57 AM
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Originally Posted By EISOBAX⏩
i was sick for 4 days, i had worse hangovers srs.

you'll be fine
Yeah brah but you're 6'5 227 lbs and jacked - surely this contributed to your vitality and increased immunity to COVID.
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post 1643503643 07-24-2021, 06:57 AM
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Yes he did, we saw the video. Get tested for dat hiv.
I probably banged your mom.

Eat the whole animal like a real man.
post 1643504223 07-24-2021, 07:15 AM
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He def did! RIP in pieces OP.
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post 1643505033 07-24-2021, 07:39 AM
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Yes, that would explain your sore ******* too.
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post 1643505503 07-24-2021, 07:52 AM
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RIP you POS
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post 1643505593 07-24-2021, 07:54 AM
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Did you guys take turns taking sips from the same beer?
post 1643505603 07-24-2021, 07:55 AM
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Originally Posted By LightsXout28c⏩
HIV is what you should really be worried about *******
Hahahaha rapped
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post 1643505623 07-24-2021, 07:55 AM
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It's incredibly contagious.
post 1643506143 07-24-2021, 08:09 AM
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post 1643506763 07-24-2021, 08:26 AM
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Originally Posted By badreligion⏩
Are you showing symptoms or anything?
-Minor rectal bleeding
-Awkward gait
-Dry cough

Give us your differential diagnoses
post 1643506913 07-24-2021, 08:30 AM
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Originally Posted By wincel⏩
It's incredibly contagious.
His wife didn't get it tho
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post 1643507523 07-24-2021, 08:44 AM
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Originally Posted By janglingjack⏩
His wife didn't get it tho
Some married couples stop having sex so this isn’t surprising.

It’s time for you to come clean OP. There are some details missing
post 1643507653 07-24-2021, 08:48 AM
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You're young and fit, so you'll be fine op.

I had it a few months back, I've had worse colds. I was tired and had zero appetite. I lost 5lbs. Then I was fine.
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post 1643507713 07-24-2021, 08:49 AM
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Good luck with your sniffles.
post 1643507763 07-24-2021, 08:51 AM
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The bad thing about covid is even if you are vaccinated you can still contract it from anal creampies.
post 1643507823 07-24-2021, 08:53 AM
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oh noeeesss!!!!!!!!! You've got the deadly COVID!!!!!!!!!!!

You'll feel like chit for a few days, then feel fine!!!!!!

FOOOOOOKKKKKKKK!! YOU BETTER TAKE THE VACIINE!!!!!!!!!1
post 1643507953 07-24-2021, 08:57 AM
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He definitely raped your mouth if that is in fact your real head.
RIP Colin Flaherty
post 1643508343 07-24-2021, 09:05 AM
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Originally Posted By janglingjack⏩
Had a beer with my neighbor on Sunday in his yard and on Monday he told me he was positive. Today I tested positive.

I don't remember getting close to him. Do you think he could have drugged and date raped me?
RIP op. You will remember the love fest if it happened. could take years and some sort of increase in security (example, a kick lock) before you'll calm down enough to access the memories.
post 1643509653 07-24-2021, 09:40 AM
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Originally Posted By janglingjack⏩
Had a beer with my neighbor on Sunday in his yard and on Monday he told me he was positive. Today I tested positive.

I don't remember getting close to him.Do you think he could have drugged and date raped me?
Crazy how viruses work, eh?
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post 1643509833 07-24-2021, 09:44 AM
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You'll be fine. I had it for 3 weeks and the worst of it was feeling winded every time I stood up.

Lolz @ vaxcels
post 1643509913 07-24-2021, 09:45 AM
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Originally Posted By EISOBAX⏩
i was sick for 4 days, i had worse hangovers srs.

you'll be fine
this
post 1643510063 07-24-2021, 09:48 AM
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Originally Posted By janglingjack⏩
His wife didn't get it tho
Women are somehow immune from the corona. A group of my friends and I hung out last year and we all ended up getting sick with the rona and non of our wives got sick. Weird ****.
post 1643510113 07-24-2021, 09:49 AM
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You gonna cry?
post 1643510343 07-24-2021, 09:58 AM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
What was your opinion on COVID previously and is it changing now?
asking the real questions here
Virtue is its own reward.
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