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post 1643626983 07-26-2021, 08:57 AM
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misc do you make louder piss noises if you have a bigger dink? (misc science crew)

misc this morning at work i go the bathroom and we have two urinals. so as i am about to start pissing in one of the urinals and the new guy at work named cody comes in goes towards the other urinal. now we have dividers so perverts can't peak but the dividers are not sound proof. so i'm halfway done my piss and it sounds like a nice gentle stream you would hear in a meadow or something but then all of a sudden i start hearing loud ass piss stream sounds. it literally sounded like thunder. it rattled me because i started thinking does this guy have a bigger dick then me? why are his piss sounds so much more violent than mine. i quickly stopped pissing, washed my hands and tried to fuking flee before cody was done. but i turned around and headed for the door just as he was heading towards the sink. he gives me a sup nod and i didn't know wat to do so all i said was see ya next time cody. i went back to my desk and started googling if dick size means lounder piss sounds and all that's showing up is gay porn. any misc science brahs want to confirm my suspicions.
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post 1643627183 07-26-2021, 09:00 AM
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It's more driven by your health. Healthier dudes will piss stronger. I knew an unhealthy guy that had all kinds of problems. I could hear him when he'd go to the bathroom because our office is small and the bathroom is nearby. When he'd piss it wouldn't be one constant stream, you could here it coming out in "shots." It was obviously super weird and definitely not healthy. There's also no question i have a bigger ding dong than him. He's a beta male on top of it all.
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post 1643627193 07-26-2021, 09:00 AM
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Originally Posted By AreolaBorealis⏩
misc this morning at work i go the bathroom and we have two urinals. so as i am about to start pissing in one of the urinals and the new guy at work named cody comes in goes towards the other urinal. now we have dividers so perverts can't peak but the dividers are not sound proof. so i'm halfway done my piss and it sounds like a nice gentle stream you would hear in a meadow or something but then all of a sudden i start hearing loud ass piss stream sounds. it literally sounded like thunder. it rattled me because i started thinking does this guy have a bigger dick then me? why are his piss sounds so much more violent than mine. i quickly stopped pissing, washed my hands and tried to fuking flee before cody was done. but i turned around and headed for the door just as he was heading towards the sink. he gives me a sup nod and i didn't know wat to do so all i said was see ya next time cody. i went back to my desk and started googling if dick size means lounder piss sounds and all that's showing up is gay porn. any misc science brahs want to confirm my suspicions.
And just like that a copypasta was born.
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post 1643627473 07-26-2021, 09:03 AM
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Nah it's quieter because the dink is closer to the toilet
post 1643627583 07-26-2021, 09:05 AM
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If you really squeeze it's like a fire hose.

Cody is a busy man doesn't have time to take a leisurely tinkle.

You just got pissmogged it's over for you ded srs.
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post 1643627593 07-26-2021, 09:06 AM
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Piss dribbles off balls crew...prostate of piss
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post 1643627713 07-26-2021, 09:07 AM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
Piss dribbles off balls crew...prostate of piss
I am not old enough to understand this comment but it makes me concerned for my future.
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post 1643627783 07-26-2021, 09:08 AM
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it's definitely louder.


there's this indian guy at work, he's a top producing agent. but a twink.

we were in the bathroom one time and i heard his pee. it was literally a drizzle for like 1 minute. meanwhile mine is like a water hose for 5 seconds. he was startled and looked up at me. we met eye to eye mid piss. he quickly looked down at his own penus.

every time i see him, i think of his weak drizzle.
post 1643628003 07-26-2021, 09:11 AM
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Fukkin lol. Prime copypasta material
post 1643628473 07-26-2021, 09:19 AM
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Try working on you bladder muscles to increase the pressure of your stream for maximum volume.

If that doesn't work, try using a 1\16" wooden dowel to increase the diameter or your urethra, and then gradually increase dowel diameter until you're satisfied with your volume.
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post 1643628973 07-26-2021, 09:27 AM
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Originally Posted By chaunce54⏩
Try working on you bladder muscles to increase the pressure of your stream for maximum volume.
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post 1643629283 07-26-2021, 09:32 AM
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try to force my pee out with extra strength so people assume i have massive horse cock crew
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post 1643629333 07-26-2021, 09:33 AM
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I think it has less to do with that and more to do with how filled your bladder is.
post 1643629483 07-26-2021, 09:36 AM
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Stand on the toilet sink so your piss have further travel and more gravity and makes more noise.
post 1643629683 07-26-2021, 09:38 AM
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some dinks were made to piss in the meadows. you aint ready for prime time op srs. better hit the women’s rr at this point. cody is definitely dicking your girl rn and now everyone at your office knows youre a meadow pisser. pack your things and find a new job srs.
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post 1643629913 07-26-2021, 09:43 AM
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Originally Posted By DrugsToGetBig⏩
try to force my pee out with extra strength so people assume i have massive horse cock crew
Or just sit down to pee like me

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post 1643630093 07-26-2021, 09:45 AM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
Or just sit down to pee like me

only true CHADMOGGERS can sit to pee and make it look alpha
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post 1643630153 07-26-2021, 09:46 AM
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sorry op could you repeat that? couldn’t hear your question since I was peeing
post 1643630263 07-26-2021, 09:48 AM
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Does a fire hose make more sound than a garden hose
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Its probably not the size of the penis but rather how "loose" or "tight" the tube inside is.

A large penis could have a large tube. Then again there could be more muscle in a large one to make the tube more pressurized.

could go either way each one is different.
post 1643631043 07-26-2021, 10:00 AM
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I've often wondered this too. Sounds like Cody might be working with a monster pecker.
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
Piss dribbles off balls crew...prostate of piss
you look like you've got nice long balls so if anything it's not your prostate that is weak it is balls that are strong
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post 1643652603 07-26-2021, 03:09 PM
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
sorry op could you repeat that? couldn’t hear your question since I was peeing
do you have to hop on a step stool when using the urinals hehe
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Originally Posted By AreolaBorealis⏩
do you have to hop on a step stool when using the urinals hehe
no but on some that are too high I have to stand on tiptoes to avoid draping over the edge srs :/
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Bigger dink = dink closer to water = dink doesn't have time to reach terminal velocity = suppressed pee
Would kick em in the nuts
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My peeing sounds like the 1812 Overture complete with cannons
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
Or just sit down to pee like me

hes going to have a lot of explaining to do after this recent DOXXXMAXX
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
Or just sit down to pee like me

big bro is this actually you? don't get me wrong you're hot but i always pictured you as being more thick, girthy, wearing camo and with a little bit of deer blood in your beard from your latest hunting session
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You have to push the piss as hard as possible to assert dominance in public bathrooms.
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Proudmanlet doesn't make any noise at all

The head is submerged underwater so there's not even a stream
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