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post 1643976513 07-31-2021, 03:16 AM
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Covid variant phi beta epsilon

The year is 2043 Covid variant phi beta epsilon is ravaging 0.0026% of the population, you go outside for your government mandated 30 minute exercise, it's 1 a.m. not the best time, but they alternate your schedule so eventually everyone does get some sunlight. You quadruple mask and put on your plastic smock. You gaze longingly at the sky. A man riding his bicycle points his flashlight at you "Why aren't you doing your stretches and cardio?" He asks, you recognize him as your neighbor (maybe, it's been some time since you last saw anyone). "It's because of people like you not obeying that the lockdowns have been extended another 4 years." He mumbles through his layers of masks. He reports you to AlphabetGoogle and your social credit score drops 5 points, good luck buying bread this week.
post 1643976553 07-31-2021, 03:17 AM
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Saw this on Reddit 3 days ago ****
Fattest: 334lbs

Now: 258

Goal: 224
post 1643976823 07-31-2021, 03:28 AM
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Originally Posted By Illuminati666
Saw this on Reddit 3 days ago ****
-5 social credit for browsing soydit
post 1643976853 07-31-2021, 03:31 AM
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Day 453:

The new strain must be horrific, I mean I don't have it or know anyone who has but it's out there.

Having troubles breathing, mainly because I am now obese but I wonder if this is somehow related? Maybe I should get jabbed again?

I hear there's a new vaccine the government is rolling out, they've assured the public it's safe this time since they've tested it on fruit and vegetables for over 2 weeks.

Hopefully I make it to the next day. Hear my story. I've breached thought-restrictions, it's past 9pm I must go to bed.
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