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post 1644227423 08-04-2021, 12:46 AM
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Someone aware me on crazy horse chicks?

Where the fuk does this come from? I used to think it was just a meme, but every horse chick I meet is indeed crazy. It's kind of weird, actually. Someone aware me? For your time...











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post 1644227453 08-04-2021, 12:49 AM
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some of my friends i go to desert with are from a pretty big ag school and they brought along a horse girl once, they got into a legitimate argument over dressage vs rodeo

i don't think she was even very drunk, it was really awkward
post 1644227503 08-04-2021, 12:51 AM
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One of the reasons is because horse upkeep is extremely expensive. So girls born into that kind of wealth become jaded and feel like they are superior from day one.

Secondly, they have to compete with the horse growing up (an animal which requires considerable time attention)

Usually if the girl likes horses it's because the mother likes horses so that's why they'd have had them as a child too. When you come into her life she feels like she has to overcompete to not lose you (as she did with the horse and her mother as a child) so she will come off as clingy/crazy/attention seeking

Its a niche pursuit so at school there was probably only a handful of rich horse sluts she could relate to which would lead to isolation from peers

Then we have the fact that horseriding is basically like grinding a dudes cawk without the cawk- so having that movement ingrained into your body mechanics since a very early age is gonna fukk you up mentally and make you crave cok and sex
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post 1644227523 08-04-2021, 12:53 AM
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Think the horse wangers make them loony. Srs.
they are legit the craziest of all sloots.
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post 1644227623 08-04-2021, 12:58 AM
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I like em and vibe well with them. Would take crazy over boring any time of the day. + they are good in bed and have toned legs and cheeks.

Not saying they are the GOAT but i'd pick one of these over a random vapid sloot that has no hobbies other than twitter and lgbtqi and airhead trending topics.

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post 1644227643 08-04-2021, 12:58 AM
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I think the trotting scrambles their brains.
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post 1644227853 08-04-2021, 01:06 AM
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Because they're used to being in control of such beats they like to be in control of the beast known as you.
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post 1644227923 08-04-2021, 01:10 AM
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U better be packing a proudmanlet, that's all ill say...
post 1644228103 08-04-2021, 01:21 AM
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post 1644228413 08-04-2021, 01:43 AM
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They've been rubbing their bean on the horse since they were about 8, absolute sloots!
post 1644228523 08-04-2021, 01:55 AM
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They break their hymens riding and can never love a human male in the same way after that. It's a bonding thing.

Also massive horse cawk.
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