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Which sports are missing from the Olympics?
They have surfing, skateboarding. indoor climbing, ping pong, and yet they still don't have...
Tug-of-war! Imagine China literally dragging team USA across the ground; how gloriously symbolic that would be.
And 10 Pin Bowling, which requires a lot more muscle than BB gun shooting (place the sight over the bulls eye and pull trigger, you Elite Athlete you).
In the pool there'd obviously be a Bomb/Splash competition, which would invite POGs (People Of Girth) to smash the fallacy that athletes must be culinary deprived fitness models.
What other events are missing from the Olympics?
Tug-of-war! Imagine China literally dragging team USA across the ground; how gloriously symbolic that would be.
And 10 Pin Bowling, which requires a lot more muscle than BB gun shooting (place the sight over the bulls eye and pull trigger, you Elite Athlete you).
In the pool there'd obviously be a Bomb/Splash competition, which would invite POGs (People Of Girth) to smash the fallacy that athletes must be culinary deprived fitness models.
What other events are missing from the Olympics?
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Originally Posted By AWillis⏩
I don't fancy New Zealand's chances in that one.hottest chick competition
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They should get sports like Who Can Eat The Most Coom, Who Can Last The Longest Before Ejaculation, and some Tranny **** thrown in the mix
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Originally Posted By DesiredUser****⏩
You mean like weight lifting?and some Tranny **** thrown in the mix
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Originally Posted By cam1987⏩
Yeah I thought that. They could fix it by getting them to all ride the same horse (don't wanna be last competing). Or clone multiples of one and assign then at random.I'm surprised auto sports aren't in the Olympics. After all, they got equestrian and the horse does most of the physical work.
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Forklift Pallet Stacking.
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Arm wrestling
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Originally Posted By LifeChoices⏩
That could use some proper rules and refereeing because what they do now is grab the table and put their body behind their arm.Arm wrestling
I'd have a spot your elbow can't leave and your free hand is required to remain some place it can't assist.
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Originally Posted By TokenV⏩
this dood should be given the new WR. he crossed the WR line after landing!skeleton long jump


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Tug-of-war! Imagine China literally dragging team USA across the ground; how gloriously symbolic that would be.
Tug of war was in the Olympics from 1900-1920. Would be cool to see it again
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Originally Posted By Shysty021⏩
Yeah they have rugby union 7's (7 a side rugby union). It's been won by Fiji twice in a row in the mens.Do they have rugby? I think american football would be entertaining
At the 2024 Olympics Breakdancing will be a new sport.
In 2028 Flag Football is a strong possibility of being a new sport.
and in 2032 Rugby LEAGUE Nines (9 a side rugby league) is a good possibility.
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Repped OP
Tug of war would be absolutely epic. Imagine the freaks that different countries would produce for this.
And you are right about the bomb/biggest splash too. It it just plain common sense to have that as well as the diving, and just imagine the athletes who would show up from around the world.
The other event would be the random decathlon. The competition starts with 10 sports being randomly chosen from the entire range of olympic sports. So each competitor might do:
marathon
10m diving
equestrian showjumping
pole vault
400m individual medley
10m air rifle
sailing
weightlifting
speed climbing
freestyle bmx
Or it could be 10 other random sports.
Whoever wins that is truly the greatest athlete in the world!
Plus some events would be funny af to watch
Tug of war would be absolutely epic. Imagine the freaks that different countries would produce for this.
And you are right about the bomb/biggest splash too. It it just plain common sense to have that as well as the diving, and just imagine the athletes who would show up from around the world.
The other event would be the random decathlon. The competition starts with 10 sports being randomly chosen from the entire range of olympic sports. So each competitor might do:
marathon
10m diving
equestrian showjumping
pole vault
400m individual medley
10m air rifle
sailing
weightlifting
speed climbing
freestyle bmx
Or it could be 10 other random sports.
Whoever wins that is truly the greatest athlete in the world!
Plus some events would be funny af to watch
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Powerlifting should be in. Belt only. Real reps, pause on bench, break parallel on squat, no stupid suits.
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Originally Posted By BraddlesMcGee⏩
Yeah that would happen - we'd just send our lineup of Americans that went to Worlds Strongest Man this yearTug-of-war! Imagine China literally dragging team USA across the ground; how gloriously symbolic that would be.
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HTC is too skinny for me. Fat Girls only crew. serious
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