08-12-2021, 10:11 PM
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Sloot Co-workers trying to ruin my life
So I've been smashing a co-worker for the past 2 weeks. Everything was going well, but I lost interest. I started talking to another co-worker and things seemed to end cordially with the first one. fast forward to today, the co-worker I smashed has been slandering me and has been claiming I'm a creep. She even went so far as to send a sex text to our workgroup chat and now HR is involved. The text wasn't even all that bad: " Babe I can't wait to bust fat nuts on your face." Just makes me look bad and now I'm likely to get fired. Be careful out there boyos.
Cliffs:
ex-sloot is trying to make me lose my job after we smashed and I dashed.
Cliffs:
ex-sloot is trying to make me lose my job after we smashed and I dashed.
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08-12-2021, 10:14 PM
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Originally Posted By irmocool⏩
Don’t have much to add other than the standard, “don’t **** where you eat”. Hope you learned it, but apparently not, cuz you appear be to be chitting all over again with another coworker. Learn the game bro.So I've been smashing a co-worker for the past 2 weeks. Everything was going well, but I lost interest. I started talking to another co-worker and things seemed to end cordially with the first one. fast forward to today, the co-worker I smashed has been slandering me and has been claiming I'm a creep. She even went so far as to send a sex text to our workgroup chat and now HR is involved. The text wasn't even all that bad: " Babe I can't wait to bust fat nuts on your face." Just makes me look bad and now I'm likely to get fired. Be careful out there boyos.
Cliffs:
ex-sloot is trying to make me lose my job after we smashed and I dashed.
Cliffs:
ex-sloot is trying to make me lose my job after we smashed and I dashed.
08-12-2021, 10:16 PM
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08-12-2021, 10:19 PM
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Concoct a long and extremely detailed story of how she is actually a spy from Azerbaijan trying to steal nuclear secrets, "accidentally" send a group message of nuclear blueprints.
Would kick em in the nuts
08-12-2021, 10:20 PM
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Yea the saying is don't **** where you eat. I actually had co-workers report me to HR but no I did not smash any of them. We were essentially travel auditors and they didn't like how I was supposedly rude to them? Made it seem like I was sexually harassing them. I have no idea how I got some warning off of that or why they went after me, I think I was the only one guy on that audit team.
08-12-2021, 10:21 PM
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soo lemme get this straight
> two adults have consensual shex
> it lasts 2-3 minutes
> sloot informs hr about it
not sure what her standing is but if you happen to get fired, the first stop you should make is to the store to pick up a gas can and a bag of sugar.
> two adults have consensual shex
> it lasts 2-3 minutes
> sloot informs hr about it
not sure what her standing is but if you happen to get fired, the first stop you should make is to the store to pick up a gas can and a bag of sugar.
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08-12-2021, 10:22 PM
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08-12-2021, 10:24 PM
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The sensible thing to do would have been to offer a three way first. That way, you either luck out big time, lose one option or both…but neither hate you for it and will probably wind up saying yes because women are curious creatures. The other girl probably feels rejected now and is out for vengeance. You ruined a lay up…I hope you know that.
08-12-2021, 10:30 PM
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So? You probably still have texts from her begging you to penetrate her anus with your erect penis. Send those to the group chat as well.
08-12-2021, 10:31 PM
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Lol I want to believe...
If true...Lol did you really think banging a co worker in an office environment that has HR would end well? Especially in the current clown world we are living in?
Also, why would you go after another co worker after banging one already? Lol you got too greedy OP. Of course the 1st girl would get jealous if you started talking to another girl let alone a co-worker loool. Most girls are very vindictive when it comes to chit like this. No way she wants to be seen as a pump, and dump.
Lmao good luck on your 2021 #metoo goals.
If true...Lol did you really think banging a co worker in an office environment that has HR would end well? Especially in the current clown world we are living in?
Also, why would you go after another co worker after banging one already? Lol you got too greedy OP. Of course the 1st girl would get jealous if you started talking to another girl let alone a co-worker loool. Most girls are very vindictive when it comes to chit like this. No way she wants to be seen as a pump, and dump.
Lmao good luck on your 2021 #metoo goals.
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08-12-2021, 10:33 PM
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All of this would have been avoided if you just busted fat nuts on her face and didn't give her ammo by sending texts. Never trust coworkers, esp if you're smashing them.
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08-12-2021, 11:07 PM
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It’s all good bro. You still got laid. You’ll find a new job eventually and move on either now or on your own terms later.
Don’t stress about it.
Don’t stress about it.
08-13-2021, 05:09 PM
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Originally Posted By Bigbuster1⏩
Depressed af. Thanks brah this is the wayIt’s all good bro. You still got laid. You’ll find a new job eventually and move on either now or on your own terms later.
Don’t stress about it.
Don’t stress about it.
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08-13-2021, 05:13 PM
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Not sure how this is an issue. Many people meet their partners via work...shes just mad it didn't work out.
It doesn't look good on your end that you are trying to smash another coworker though
It doesn't look good on your end that you are trying to smash another coworker though
08-13-2021, 05:22 PM
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Sorry OP you gotta be more senior to get away with smashing work sloots. Measly mgmt and below can’t smash and dash although YMMV
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Sorry OP you gotta be more senior to get away with smashing work sloots. Measly mgmt and below can’t smash and dash although YMMV
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08-13-2021, 05:24 PM
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so im sure its an old saying but dont **** where you eat my guy no matter how good the juice is... Its not worth the headache
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08-13-2021, 05:26 PM
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Originally Posted By DolphinPilot⏩
Lose-lose. He gets in trouble for the first, him sending anything from her would be considered as him being inappropriate, not a negation of his creepiness. Women can do no wrong in the corporate world.So? You probably still have texts from her begging you to penetrate her anus with your erect penis. Send those to the group chat as well.
08-13-2021, 05:29 PM
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08-13-2021, 05:31 PM
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I mean the alpha thing to do is laugh and say that’s not even close to the worst thing I texted her then tell stories about her clogging your toilet with monster fudge cobras at least then you’ll leave jobless but everyone in the room will be laughing well except you I guess but whatever you can’t win em all
08-13-2021, 05:33 PM
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Just lol at fookin co-workers. Dude, it’s not the 1990’s anymore.
The misc is full of a bunch of simp ****ots
08-13-2021, 05:35 PM
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Yeah I banged a co-worker OP, ended badly, need to tread extremely carefully in this area.
"Oh you're going to coffee with HER again?"
"Why don't we ever go to lunch"
*openly flirting with guys next to you for attention*
*whilst talking to a female co-worker, sending me death stares*
I do not recommend.
"Oh you're going to coffee with HER again?"
"Why don't we ever go to lunch"
*openly flirting with guys next to you for attention*
*whilst talking to a female co-worker, sending me death stares*
I do not recommend.
08-13-2021, 05:43 PM
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08-13-2021, 05:56 PM
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just say you two were dating at the time and those are private messages that she shouldn't be sharing. Tell HR she is slandering you after you broke up. fight bro.
08-13-2021, 05:57 PM
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Don’t chit where you eat.
08-13-2021, 06:06 PM
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Originally Posted By SettingOff⏩
This is the most viable option, since she took it to the group chat. Go to HR with the group chat transcripts and report her before she officially reports you.just say you two were dating at the time and those are private messages that she shouldn't be sharing. Tell HR she is slandering you after you broke up. fight bro.
08-13-2021, 06:08 PM
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Originally Posted By eatmycrackers⏩
lmao brad is exactly who came to mind.Not
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Sorry OP you gotta be more senior to get away with smashing work sloots. Measly mgmt and below can’t smash and dash although YMMV
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Sorry OP you gotta be more senior to get away with smashing work sloots. Measly mgmt and below can’t smash and dash although YMMV
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08-13-2021, 06:11 PM
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Originally Posted By SettingOff⏩
Lold they'll always take the sloots side, e.g. blizzard sexual harassment lawsuit. The white knights rally in droves to support their fair maidens that never lie or do spiteful/evil actions.just say you two were dating at the time and those are private messages that she shouldn't be sharing. Tell HR she is slandering you after you broke up. fight bro.
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08-13-2021, 06:11 PM
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In other words, "Don't dip your pen in company ink"
08-13-2021, 06:13 PM
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