My brother is successful and I’m the loser of the family. His new house is pretty huge and he says he’s considering a ping pong table. He told me to go research for one. I like ping pong but I find air hockey just as fun and more aesthetic to put in a house. He hates pool so that’s out. His house is a 20 minute drive away from my mom’s basement, so I can go often. Which would you choose if you had a brother like mine?

Get him a hooker

Idk on that one ping pong for sure, used to play that with my cousin though I’m not sure what’s good with that.


With regards to my brother Andy? Shoutout HighJump software... My brother will live in a mansion of his choosing, wherever he chooses and have a debit card to my bank account with no limit at all. It’s not just cuz Andy is holding evidence I’d do this regardless...

Hey little brother? Who took all the beatings from Dad so you didn’t have to? Hey Andy? Who fuvked anyone’s life up who laid their hands on your or talked ****? Hey Andy? Who kept you out of the party and drug life? So you could do the career thing, Whilst risking my life to pay for **** we’d did for fun?

Hey Andy? Who will still be there to give you everything you couldn’t get on your own and ask a grand total of zero in return from you?

Much like this that’s all me...

Ohh wait that last part is a lie, I know you know I work for Trump and Obama and you have an Android phone so it’s best we don’t talk? But whenever you grow a pair of balls and buy an iPhone? You could at least step away from your wife and walk outside your mansion door I paid for to call me. 🩸😇

Who’s going to be there to partner with high jump software taking it to the next level


Give me the ball, I’m always open

https://youtu.be/-lkffBi0sBc

Me(Obama) and Shady(Nasty Nate) we about to start a riot

Team Trump

Ping Pong, Air Hockey is pretty lame imo.

Pool MOGS them both, but since he doesn't like that...

Foosball table.

You're just asking for trouble with air hockey...

Yeah, Foosball is fun as phuck (even though I suck at it).

I originally wanted to get a pool table, but it will literally take up the whole room if you don't want to have to worry about your stick hitting a wall. So now I'm leaning more toward a Foosball table, dart board and maybe a card table or something.

are you normal?

Ping pong is one of the most fun activities once you get good at it. We had a table where I used to work and a buddy and I got good as sh!t. You move around more than you think, and it’s amazing for hand-eye coordination and mental stimulation. You definitely need to get a decent paddle though and don’t even try to use those poverty paddles that come with the table. You can find some good starter paddles for around $50-$75, and you should also make sure to get good balls. Once you get hooked you’ll be over there all the time playing.

Bubble hockey chits on both of them

Ping Pong is much worse as a casual game. Takes a lot of practice to get good at in order to actually put the ball where you want to, and then it's a huge pain to be constantly going to pick up balls. It gets way too competitive, unless that's how you're trying to be. Air Hockey is something you can bring a sloot in to play a few games (but still woop her ass) and nobody will feel dumb.

Yeah that's a lot of fun too, but but those are like 4k.