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post 1644943543 08-14-2021, 02:11 PM
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What's the Protocol on Telling a Girl You're Not 33, But Actually 39?

How do you break it to her that you misrepresented your Age on Tinder/Bumble/Hinge to get around the Default Age Parameters, but also letting her know that all your pictures are recent?


Let's say we're matching with 7/10 HBBs that are 27-32 years old, and you want to tell her before meeting up for the first time.
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post 1644943713 08-14-2021, 02:16 PM
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Just be honest dude. I knew my girl was younger than me but I was honest(we're 9.5 years apart) and she didn't care. Most girls like older dudes, especially girls that are mature and to the point.
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post 1644943803 08-14-2021, 02:17 PM
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Why would you bother telling her? Unless you're thinking about seriously dating don't even worry about it and if there's ever a time you need to break the news, she probably won't even care if you're a good catch and you're getting along well.

Definitely not before a first date, and definitely not until you've smashed and things start to get more serious.
post 1644943853 08-14-2021, 02:18 PM
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Originally Posted By sloppyjoe1⏩
Just be honest dude. I knew my girl was younger than me but I was honest(we're 9.5 years apart) and she didn't care. Most girls like older dudes, especially girls that are mature and to the point.
For sure, I was only lying to the Dating App algorithm so that my profile gets shown to these 27-32 year old HBBs.

Now I need to fess up, but how do I go about it smoothly with "game" or grace?
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post 1644945603 08-14-2021, 02:51 PM
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Originally Posted By WoofieNugget⏩
Why would you bother telling her? Unless you're thinking about seriously dating don't even worry about it and if there's ever a time you need to break the news, she probably won't even care if you're a good catch and you're getting along well.

Definitely not before a first date, and definitely not until you've smashed and things start to get more serious.
this, sloots guess 10 years lower, I only fraud 7 years
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post 1644945653 08-14-2021, 02:52 PM
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DW about it - telling women the truth about anything is a waste of time anyway. What you going to do? Walk up to her teary eyed holding your ID and confess you lied about your age? She's probably already told you 100 lies for each one you told her.
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post 1644945723 08-14-2021, 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted By donkeydonger⏩
DW about it - telling women the truth about anything is a waste of time anyway. What you going to do? Walk up to her teary eyed holding your ID and confess you lied about your age? She's probably already told you 100 lies for each one you told her.
this also. you are 10 years older, she ****ed 10 times as many dudes as she told you, etc.
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post 1644945833 08-14-2021, 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted By Better
this also. you are 10 years older, she ****ed 10 times as many dudes as she told you, etc.
what do your fraud your height as? srs not talking ****
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post 1644945903 08-14-2021, 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted By trynbrah⏩
what do your fraud your height as? srs not talking ****
I don't, srs.
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post 1644946153 08-14-2021, 03:00 PM
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Walk up to her and say "Look here bish, I'm 39 not 33, and that's the way it's gonna be from now on, capiche?"
Would kick em in the nuts
post 1644946613 08-14-2021, 03:10 PM
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post 1644946683 08-14-2021, 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted By Better
I don't, srs.
did you finally breakup with ur gf? think last time i saw she was either maybe cheating on you or monkey branching.
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post 1644946733 08-14-2021, 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted By trynbrah⏩
did you finally breakup with ur gf?
we broke up almost a year ago. still smash occasionally
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post 1644946963 08-14-2021, 03:16 PM
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I wouldn't tell them at all lol, you gonna risk getting me too'd
post 1644947223 08-14-2021, 03:21 PM
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Originally Posted By Better
we broke up almost a year ago. still smash occasionally
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post 1644948053 08-14-2021, 03:36 PM
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be assertive
and frank
if she hates it
its for your good
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post 1644948683 08-14-2021, 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted By backinthegymbro⏩
You don't. ded fukkin srs. Don't ever tell her.
You're not going to marry her anyway so she'll never find out. Keep it a secret.
Just to be clear, I wouldn't be able to go on a first date with her and continue the misrepresentation. I'm not a good liar, the guilt eats me up.


In fact, I want a long-term relationship with a Hinge sloot.
I'm 39, and though I am baby faced with a full head of hair, a man's peak does not go into the mid-40's as the MISC seems to think.

Its time to settle down, and a relationship based on a lie cannot stand. The lie only compounds and gets harder to fess up to, and yet even harder to keep hiding at the same time.

So I want to tell her before I meet her for the first time so she can say she knew what she was getting into.









Here's how I'd try to break it to her:


Hey Sarah,

I've enjoyed talking to you. Before we go any further, I need to tell you something. I'm 39 years old and not 33. I changed my age to 33 to get around the Dating App algorithm so you could see my profile. All my pictures were taken in the last month. If you don't want to meet up I understand, but I want to go out with you because I like our chemistry and want to see where this goes.
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post 1644949213 08-14-2021, 04:03 PM
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play it like bill clinton and say that mistakes were made (ded fkn srs)
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post 1644949533 08-14-2021, 04:08 PM
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Take it to the grave.
post 1644954873 08-14-2021, 05:36 PM
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you don't tell, keep he guessing

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Say nothing then when age comes up somewhere down the road correct her and ask why she thought you were so much younger. When she mentions your profile tell her you had no idea the dating app was displaying your age wrong and thank her for letting you know.
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If you're pulling this off, good for you.
Don't tell them, and ride the wave.
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Originally Posted By KingBert⏩
Here's how I'd try to break it to her:


Hey Sarah,

I've enjoyed talking to you. Before we go any further, I need to tell you something. I'm 39 years old and not 33. I changed my age to 33 to get around the Dating App algorithm so you could see my profile. All my pictures were taken in the last month. If you don't want to meet up I understand, but I want to go out with you because I like our chemistry and want to see where this goes.
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Fuark, re-reading that and it sounds like some cringe boomer sh!t.

Forgive me bros, I haven’t slept in 24 hours.



I think, if I’m going to aware them that my age is wrong, the key is to aware them right upon matching.

I was just thinking they might report me before I can unmatch, And then get me banned.
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Originally Posted By sloppyjoe1⏩
Just be honest dude. I knew my girl was younger than me but I was honest(we're 9.5 years apart) and she didn't care. Most girls like older dudes, especially girls that are mature and to the point.
works the other way around too

late 20s/early 30s women want young boy toys and daddy issue prime 18 yr old slots want older chads

I only have an issue with older hbbs if they get too needy and expect more than a good dickin
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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩
Say nothing then when age comes up somewhere down the road correct her and ask why she thought you were so much younger. When she mentions your profile tell her you had no idea the dating app was displaying your age wrong and thank her for letting you know.
Perfect solution. See how she is in person first. There should be no guilt tbh the app did its purpose, your gonna meet up now and see how things go. You tell her your frauding now she'll use it to justify lying in the future.
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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩
Say nothing then when age comes up somewhere down the road correct her and ask why she thought you were so much younger. When she mentions your profile tell her you had no idea the dating app was displaying your age wrong and thank her for letting you know.
this OP

u dont have to ever tell them if its only for a few weeks or few months. eventually somehow it would come up and then just play stupid and shes already more invested in you at that point.
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Originally Posted By KingBert⏩
Bump for night miscers



Fuark, re-reading that and it sounds like some cringe boomer sh!t.

Forgive me bros, I haven’t slept in 24 hours.



I think, if I’m going to aware them that my age is wrong, the key is to aware them right upon matching.

I was just thinking they might report me before I can unmatch, And then get me banned.
no dont admit that before you ever meet them, that will just give them something to report you. mods on those apps are all feminists and simps, they will ban you anytime some sloot complains. dont give them evidence you lied on your profile on purpose. use the play dumb approach above and only after a while.
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Originally Posted By trynbrah⏩
what do your fraud your height as? srs not talking ****
lol I frauded height, was funny when met and she was taller than me giraffe style, she also frauded about being shorter. Hahahaha 3 years later still Going strong.
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assume the sale

her reaction will be based off your reaction to it
just tell her, and move on to the next topic
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