Sup brahs, had my first massage the other day. Chose the athletic/sports massage and went in, not too sure what to expect. Chick is from what I can tell, an irl 6 (has a mask and scrubs on), says undress to what you feel comfortable in. Get undressed down into my briefs (boxer briefs of course, so semi tight against my cawk), get under the sheet lay face down. She pulls down the sheet and starts rubbing oil in both her hands (just that noise got my thoughts going and I knew was gonna struggle lol) and starts going to town. Massaged my arse and everything. Later it was time and she says turn over and lay on your back (oh fukk). She starts on my feet and then up from there. Gets to my quads and I have to try to think about my dead relatives and ****. Got about 1/4 chub but my briefs may have helped conceal it, not sure if she noticed. The end.

Anything like this ever happen to anyone else?

Should've just let yourself get a rager for the lulz

she knows what she signed up for

yup in my early twenties I would get legit massages for back pain. They for sure can see your chub, I would get legit lay-on-stomach type bonrars and didn't care.

imo with legit massages, besides the pain relief, is when you're on your stomach, with a bonrar, and they go to town on your ass hnngh, feels really good man.


recently I had a tinder match give me a legit massage, yea I was like hmm do I take off my underwear?? Decided not to and was pleased with the decision. Still got a bonrar and really liked it when she folded and threw back the towel, stimulating my bonrar.

know these feels.

Yeah happened to me one time. It all started when I turned 25. I was gifted a free massage to a 5 star resort spa up in the mountains. I was pretty stoked. So I showed up and waited my turn. Was lead to a room and was told to undress. I love free balling so I went buck naked. Laid on my back to start. Dime piece walks in, blonde, double d's with a v-neck scrub so I can see the crack on her chest as she walked in. She asked me what I was comfortable with as I was laying on my back. I said anywhere works for me. She smiled and started at my head and shoulders. She began rubbing the back of my ears and oil was starting to get in my ear canal. I was getting a little pissed about that but then she switched to my shoulders, chest. That felt great. Skin to skin contact. She begin doing circles around my nipples. They could cut through ice at the point and my little guy down stairs started to look like a curious elephant trunk. I know she noticed but it didn't seem to bother her, she was a professional. She worked her way down to my belly and begin pouring a teaspoon of oil in my belly button. She then used that as a reserve while she massaged my belly and hips. They way she was leaned over rubbing my belly and hips I can see her entire ass. Nice tight scrubs and that ass was pumped. That took me to full mass. She had to stop leaning so far over me as she would get poked in the face. She bypassed my tower and start working on my lower legs and calves. I was relieved as I would of surely soiled the sheets if she dared to touch my quads. Anyway she finished with my lower body and told me to flip over. I obliged. When I rolled over I landed on my dick wrong and it bent real bad. I jumped up on all fours in agony. She asked if she did anything wrong with a look of worry on her face. I told her I pulled a muscle that is all. I tipped her real good and got the **** out of there and headed to the ER. My dick has looked like a boomerang ever since.

That's funny op because today I had my first massage the other day. Chose the athletic/sports massage and went in, not too sure what to expect. Chick is from what I can tell, an irl 6 (has a mask and scrubs on), says undress to what you feel comfortable in. Get undressed down into my briefs (boxer briefs of course, so semi tight against my cawk), get under the sheet lay face down. She pulls down the sheet and starts rubbing oil in both her hands (just that noise got my thoughts going and I knew was gonna struggle lol) and starts going to town. Massaged my arse and everything. Later it was time and she says turn over and lay on your back (oh fukk). She starts on my feet and then up from there. Gets to my quads and I have to try to think about my dead relatives and ****. Got about 1/4 chub but my briefs may have helped conceal it, not sure if she noticed. The end.

Anything like this ever happen to anyone else?