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post 1645246803 08-18-2021, 09:53 PM
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****gitbrah neighbor I hate left his keys in parking lot

Dudes a straight kunt, has called the fire department on me for working on my car, bitches about everything, even called the cops on a group of young kids for drawing with chalk on the sidewalk then screamed at them to get the fuk out from in front of his house.

He left his keys to his ****gytime flatbed work truck out in the back parking area. Wat do?

Yeet into nearest lake?
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post 1645246973 08-18-2021, 09:56 PM
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What were you doing to your car to get the fire department called on you?
post 1645246983 08-18-2021, 09:56 PM
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smear dog feces on em
post 1645247003 08-18-2021, 09:56 PM
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It's a real shame, BLM just ran up and took it for reparations. Don't know how it wound up on the bottom of a lake though.
post 1645247013 08-18-2021, 09:56 PM
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Do the right thing, screwing him over will only make him more bitter
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post 1645247023 08-18-2021, 09:56 PM
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I'm sure that he has a spare. But if I were you I'd give them back. You'll feel good about it. And maybe he won't be such as ass. Maybe.
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post 1645247043 08-18-2021, 09:57 PM
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Break’em off in the lock

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post 1645247063 08-18-2021, 09:57 PM
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Originally Posted By Xgamer791⏩
What were you doing to your car to get the fire department called on you?
Last time was nothing major. Replacing valve cover gasket, 20 minute job tops. He cried so much the first time I ended up renting a 30 foot storage unit right after for any major work
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post 1645247123 08-18-2021, 09:58 PM
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lol I would start his car while he's asleep and park his car sideways in his driveway
post 1645247143 08-18-2021, 09:58 PM
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Originally Posted By JayJ350⏩
It's a real shame, BLM just ran up and took it for reparations. Don't know how it wound up on the bottom of a lake though.
Fuking white people
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post 1645247163 08-18-2021, 09:59 PM
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Originally Posted By ChrisLS8⏩
Fuking white people
SRS it's a real shame white supremacy continues to be such a problem.
post 1645247213 08-18-2021, 10:00 PM
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I say just leave his car keys in either his door or the key hole in his trunk. Let god take it from there. Best case scenario he finds them and thinks he stupidly left them their. Other best case scenario some punk kid takes it for a oy ride and it ends up in the lake. Whatever is meant to happen willl hapen
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post 1645247303 08-18-2021, 10:03 PM
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Grind the bumps down enough so none of them work and drop them outside the door of his truck like they never moved. Then when he goes to unlock it or start it he can’t
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post 1645247333 08-18-2021, 10:03 PM
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^^^ edit NINJA^^^

File them all flat and toss them out near his truck.
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post 1645247433 08-18-2021, 10:04 PM
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Originally Posted By ChrisLS8⏩
Last time was nothing major. Replacing valve cover gasket, 20 minute job tops. He cried so much the first time I ended up renting a 30 foot storage unit right after for any major work
Repped because I did the same thing to work on my Eagle Talon. Neighbors started complaining.
post 1645247483 08-18-2021, 10:05 PM
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Eat them then chit them out then give them back to him (and don't pussy out and just smear chit on them, actually eat them, violate the keys).
Would kick em in the nuts
post 1645247643 08-18-2021, 10:08 PM
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Originally Posted By Rem0⏩
Do the right thing, screwing him over will only make him more bitter
If it were pretty much anyone else I would in a heartbeat. I more than likely still will but I wanted to see some lolzy responses.

Maybe I'll get rinsed and just huck em into a neighbors backyard
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post 1645247763 08-18-2021, 10:09 PM
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Lol @ fighting with neighbors
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post 1645248043 08-18-2021, 10:12 PM
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Originally Posted By DolphinPilot⏩
lol I would start his car while he's asleep and park his car sideways in his driveway
Lmao. Unfortunately it's a massive diesel flatbed truck
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post 1645248093 08-18-2021, 10:12 PM
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Yeet his truck into the river
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post 1645249343 08-18-2021, 10:32 PM
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Lol thanks for the negs op
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post 1645250203 08-18-2021, 10:54 PM
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put coronavirus on them then give them back
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post 1645250513 08-18-2021, 11:06 PM
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Sh!t on the drivers seat and then leave it on with the heater up as hot as it goes.
post 1645250633 08-18-2021, 11:13 PM
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Originally Posted By AlexxVann⏩
Sh!t on the drivers seat and then leave it on with the heater up as hot as it goes.
Mash a turd down the defroster and AC vents.
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post 1645250773 08-18-2021, 11:18 PM
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Either smear **** on the keys and film the results and post to misc.

Or chuck them in the river.

Don’t be a bish OP. You will look back on this and lol ur ass off for a long time to come if you play this right.
post 1645251113 08-18-2021, 11:25 PM
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lol at having neighbors.

ghost ride truck into a large ravine or canyon or lake maybe
post 1645251233 08-18-2021, 11:29 PM
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Originally Posted By ChrisLS8⏩
Lmao. Unfortunately it's a massive diesel flatbed truck
Oh, well then roll all the windows down, turn the A/C and radio up full blast for when he starts his car in the morning. I'd rather do something mischievous than anything else. He's guaranteed to rheeeee
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If I really didn't like the dude i'd make a copy of his key and move his truck every few days after he parked it at night. Probably leave smelly food under his seat. If he was a pure enemy, leave condoms that look used for his wife to find.
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Take a big chit on his doorstep and press the key into the chit and also a misc flag on a cocktail stick
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Have some copys made and put it on a keychain with his address and leave it in the ghetto
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