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post 1645555593 08-23-2021, 01:22 PM
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Think i dun goofd.

So i made a thread yesterday where i was on my way to smash that girl who left her boyfriend the day after she sucked me off while her boy was away.

I think i ****ed it up. We were drunk as hell and managed to make it awkward as f. Bitch had trauma for doggystyle so that was a no go, She couldnt ride for chit, spooning didnt really work because ass too big. So we just swapped between oral and missionary. I ****ed her for like a good 2hrs in total and she came a bunch of times but we have barely talked since i left. She gave me 2 codein painkillers and i went to school and get a msg from her that she doesnt regret anything but wants to workout things with her man and that i need to keep my fkn mouth shut about this.

Did this happen because the fooking turned into a hassle or what? We had fun tho we laughed the whole nite.
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post 1645555853 08-23-2021, 01:26 PM
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post 1645555973 08-23-2021, 01:28 PM
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I hate to break it to you bro but she did not cum 'a bunch of times'.
post 1645555993 08-23-2021, 01:28 PM
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Originally Posted By DrugsToGetBig
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post 1645556103 08-23-2021, 01:29 PM
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post 1645556123 08-23-2021, 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted By DrugsToGetBig
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post 1645556313 08-23-2021, 01:32 PM
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I'm sorry to tell you OP but she hit me up after and I laid some good pipe in her and now she keeps blowing my phone up
post 1645556333 08-23-2021, 01:32 PM
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Lol OP getting bothered that this girl isn't interested...wut you expect? She just left her boyfriend after su7in you off...lol

Did you expect some loyal girl to stick around lol
post 1645556343 08-23-2021, 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted By piramparam
Atleast 5 proper stomach crunching gasms. I swear
I've got bad news for you boyo.
post 1645556413 08-23-2021, 01:34 PM
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Originally Posted By shmobin
I hate to break it to you bro but she did not cum 'a bunch of times'.
This. 2hrs of drunk sex and now she wants to get rid of op. Lol
The closer we approach the uncertainty of life's ending the more we wish to trade all of the things we have acquired in exchange for all of the things we have lost: wealth for youth, knowledge for fresh curiosity, resignation for hope. We'd trade our wisdom for new experiences, but it is wisdom that will teach us that at the end of the road the only new experience is death.
post 1645556513 08-23-2021, 01:34 PM
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forget this chick brother move on.
post 1645556653 08-23-2021, 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted By Lucas5814
Lol OP getting bothered that this girl isn't interested...wut you expect? She just left her boyfriend after su7in you off...lol

Did you expect some loyal girl to stick around lol
I tought we had a connection but idk might be because i broke up with my ex less than a week ago. Feels badmane no homer
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post 1645556873 08-23-2021, 01:41 PM
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Fuk man, Like my Opa always said, you don't buy the first pair of shoes you try on.

Take solace in the fact that your DNA is inside her forever, and move the fuk on.
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post 1645556883 08-23-2021, 01:41 PM
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She lined you up for her "hall pass" bang. Of course, the hall pass aspect is something only she signed off on...her ex-bf probably was "giving her space," and you were thinking there would be FWB off this minimum but she ain't about that.

Sloots gonna sloot. At least you smashed. "Traumatized by doggy" she said? As if her whole cheating and leaping onto your c0ck the day of a breakup wasn't enough of a giant red flag. Looks just like this sloot Nicole I "dated" for a little while. She was weird about doggy, too. Totally tapped mentally.
post 1645556953 08-23-2021, 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted By piramparam
I tought we had a connection but idk might be because i broke up with my ex less than a week ago. Feels badmane no homer
Yeah, that's what it is. Just go to the next one and stop caring so much. Don't get connected just yet.
post 1645557003 08-23-2021, 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted By CrimsonSteel
She lined you up for her "hall pass" bang. Of course, the hall pass aspect is something only she signed off on...her ex-bf probably was "giving her space," and you were thinking there would be FWB off this minimum but she ain't about that.

Sloots gonna sloot. At least you smashed. "Traumatized by doggy" she said? As if her whole cheating and leaping onto your c0ck the day of a breakup wasn't enough of a giant red flag. Looks just like this sloot Nicole I "dated" for a little while. She was weird about doggy, too. Totally tapped mentally.
I fukked a sloot for a while who was weird about getting finger blasted. Thats was kind of odd.
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post 1645557643 08-23-2021, 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted By Hutrapper
I fukked a sloot for a while who was weird about getting finger blasted. Thats was kind of odd.
Unfortunately I could understand how that might be related to trauma if they were molested at a younger age. The doggy thing could be the same, but my Wife tells me Women were reacting on TikTok a few months ago to the revelation that men stare at their starfish during doggy and in my head that's the reason.

Edit: To OP....your actions did nothing to change the course this took. Hall pass executed and back to the safe thing....
post 1645558243 08-23-2021, 02:00 PM
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Originally Posted By HenryBoogers
Unfortunately I could understand how that might be related to trauma if they were molested at a younger age. The doggy thing could be the same, but my Wife tells me Women were reacting on TikTok a few months ago to the revelation that men stare at their starfish during doggy and in my head that's the reason.

Edit: To OP....your actions did nothing to change the course this took. Hall pass executed and back to the safe thing....
\Like they didn't know we stared at the starfish while boning doggie? Thats why I tell her face down ass up then grab those hips and use my thumbs to spread those cheeks. Like seeing that brown eye whilst I'm balls deep.
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post 1645558553 08-23-2021, 02:04 PM
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Originally Posted By backinthegymbro
Spooning didn't work out cuz her ass too big? But who was being little spoon? I jutc curl up in a fetus position and let the sloot lay behind me.
(had multiple arguments because i wanted to be little spoon)
Lmao
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post 1645558783 08-23-2021, 02:08 PM
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Little dink crew, OP?
Sig line can't be a novel
post 1645559303 08-23-2021, 02:14 PM
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Originally Posted By piramparam
spooning didnt really work because ass too big.
nasty.
post 1645559923 08-23-2021, 02:22 PM
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she gave u codeine wtf
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