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Woman claims she has made more than $25,000 selling her farts (PICS)
- Lush Botanist, a 'pro-farter', explained on a Channel 4 documentary that she was contacted by someone on the internet asking for her to let rip on camera. It ended up being one of her most popular videos - and then a different person offered her money
- A fart isn't something that most people can conjure up on a whim - however, Lush is lactose intolerant, which means her stomach has mini-meltdowns when she eats anything that contains dairy
- In order to get her stomach brewing some rogue farts, Ms Botanist said she likes to eat a variety of cheeses. She said parmesan makes her flatulence really 'sulphury', whereas mozzarella creates 'those big wet bubbly farts'
- The self-described 'fart queen of the internet' revealed she can charge up to $175 per passing of wind and the most amount of money she's made in a single day was close to $4,000. All up, she reckons she's made around $25,000 from her fart videos
- However, it's not just videos of her breaking wind that bring in the dough. Lush has farted in jars and sent them out to her customers, and she has even sold 'fart lollipops'
- Ultimately, she credits her success to actually enjoying the farting process and claims it's a lot like modern art



- A fart isn't something that most people can conjure up on a whim - however, Lush is lactose intolerant, which means her stomach has mini-meltdowns when she eats anything that contains dairy
- In order to get her stomach brewing some rogue farts, Ms Botanist said she likes to eat a variety of cheeses. She said parmesan makes her flatulence really 'sulphury', whereas mozzarella creates 'those big wet bubbly farts'
- The self-described 'fart queen of the internet' revealed she can charge up to $175 per passing of wind and the most amount of money she's made in a single day was close to $4,000. All up, she reckons she's made around $25,000 from her fart videos
- However, it's not just videos of her breaking wind that bring in the dough. Lush has farted in jars and sent them out to her customers, and she has even sold 'fart lollipops'
- Ultimately, she credits her success to actually enjoying the farting process and claims it's a lot like modern art



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She looks like a fat Taylor Swift...or in her case Taylor 'Whiff'
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
She looks like a fat Taylor Swift...or in her case Taylor 'Whiff'
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Originally Posted By inkie77⏩
She said! lol lots of dairy...cheese specificallywonder how her diet is? she just drink protein shakes all day? imagine the skid marks
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Originally Posted By Lunu⏩
Welcome to the world of simps. Does this not shock you in year 21’ ? Where ya beenWhat in the actual ****
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Originally Posted By Lunu⏩
Inb4 Luna starts monetizing her farts from misc simps. Fkn lolShe said! lol lots of dairy...cheese specifically
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Edit: pm me fart vid will venmo
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Originally Posted By nielk⏩
how much did you pay for a jar of fart?still a bit better than spreading your pussy open and shoving foreign objects into holes
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Huge stinky farts if true
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Originally Posted By OneLegSquats⏩
Negged.Who is this
Fuuuuuark. On R/C. Somebody neg this ****gòt for me.
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Originally Posted By JustMoved24⏩
Something like this will never not shock me lol I thought girls and chuck norris don’t fart.Welcome to the world of simps. Does this not shock you in year 21’ ? Where ya been
Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
I lol’d.Inb4 Luna starts monetizing her farts from misc simps. Fkn lol
Edit: pm me fart vid will venmo
Edit: pm me fart vid will venmo
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Originally Posted By 78novacaine⏩
deleted comment lolNegged.
Fuuuuuark. On R/C. Somebody neg this ****gòt for me.
Fuuuuuark. On R/C. Somebody neg this ****gòt for me.
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